FabSwingers.com forum: What puzzles me........

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Before I start I know I'm in for a serious kicking but .......

I'm new to the forums and got to recognise a couple of the regulars but I'm getting really confused 'cos I'm seeing pics of scantily clad women and the messages are from the blokes...

Like I said... I know I'm in for a bashing but it does my head in .... not in a bad way .... just confusing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Before I start I know I'm in for a serious kicking but .......

I'm new to the forums and got to recognise a couple of the regulars but I'm getting really confused 'cos I'm seeing pics of scantily clad women and the messages are from the blokes...

Like I said... I know I'm in for a bashing but it does my head in .... not in a bad way .... just confusing!!

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ya aint on ya own sexygal i dont know who im talking to sometimes either xxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hi iam one of them you will get to know who is talking m..or f..sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

With us its always the fem but with some couples its the male half and some swap and change....that can be confusing LOL

you will get used to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not sure if we come under this catagory...but its fem all the way here...jamie dont get a look in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hi honey ..so sorry its rare i get on with kaz

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"hi honey ..so sorry its rare i get on with kaz "

Hi Rob...im getting used to it....I think?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

See what I mean.....

LOL!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hi honey ..so sorry its rare i get on with kaz

Hi Rob...im getting used to it....I think?

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well their all fab ppl so im easy!! lol no funny comments either you lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i will tell everyone that its me before hand kaz is looking over me just nipped of to kill what she says was the biggest spider she has ever seen nasty girl ill get her back on so it will be an all fem thread but then how do i know except for honey who you are fem or man ..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hi honey ..so sorry its rare i get on with kaz

Hi Rob...im getting used to it....I think?

well their all fab ppl so im easy!! lol no funny comments either you lot

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lolol wide open there

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

You do get used to it and if you get it wrong they will normally put you right...but in a nice way xx

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"hi honey ..so sorry its rare i get on with kaz

Hi Rob...im getting used to it....I think?

well their all fab ppl so im easy!! lol no funny comments either you lot

my lips are sealed x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hi honey ..so sorry its rare i get on with kaz

Hi Rob...im getting used to it....I think?

well their all fab ppl so im easy!! lol no funny comments either you lot

lolol wide open there"
ssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhh See what you mean... Well, to simplify things do what we do... Always, always always always.. assume its a man unless otherwise proven.

As the old saying went on Swing Heaven

'This is the site where the men are men and so are the women'.

If I put my (Mikes) avitar up we'd never get laid would we lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"but I'm getting really confused 'cos I'm seeing pics of scantily clad women and the messages are from the blokes...

Where's the best place to get pics of scantily clad women to put on my profile, I wonder ...?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Ohhhh See what you mean... Well, to simplify things do what we do... Always, always always always.. assume its a man unless otherwise proven.

As the old saying went on Swing Heaven

'This is the site where the men are men and so are the women'.

If I put my (Mikes) avitar up we'd never get laid would we lol..."

Oh yes you would!! xxxx

I always used to assume it was the females posting?? soon worked it out though

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"but I'm getting really confused 'cos I'm seeing pics of scantily clad women and the messages are from the blokes...

Where's the best place to get pics of scantily clad women to put on my profile, I wonder ...?"

Hmmm as a single guy that would cause some confusion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same here... Siren's piccie but wishy typing.... would you rather look at her amazing boobs or my hairy arse?... you decide and I'll change the photo lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we use gemma's pic when i come on (ronnie) wouldnt have a clue how to change it lol leave all that stuff to gem

when we post its usally 50/50 as to whom is typing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohhhh See what you mean... Well, to simplify things do what we do... Always, always always always.. assume its a man unless otherwise proven.

As the old saying went on Swing Heaven

'This is the site where the men are men and so are the women'.

If I put my (Mikes) avitar up we'd never get laid would we lol...

Oh yes you would!! xxxx

I always used to assume it was the females posting?? soon worked it out though

Then theres the cases where its the fems avitar.. the fem supposedly talking but really its the fella..

Confuses the nuts of of me that lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hi guys...o..this is rob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always the guy talking here, but then ... I am a single gent :P

Oops!

Xx Bod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But how do we know you single guys are not really single fems.. impersonating guys just to perv pics... eh eh explain the proof lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's the best place to get pics of scantily clad women to put on my profile, I wonder ...?

Hmmm as a single guy that would cause some confusion

Confusion is my middle name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whats your first name land of...lolo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Different here .... always me (debs) except at weekends when we're on together .... no one is allowed to use my laptop alone lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rob ere dress on

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

"whats your first name land of...lolo"

should that be "ball of"...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"whats your first name land of...lolo

should that be "ball of"...lol"
land of by phil collins see you have your sense of humour lolo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Different here .... always me (debs) except at weekends when we're on together .... no one is allowed to use my laptop alone lol xxx"

Why do the words 'seren' and 'lap' coupled with your avatar bring forth sexy images in my mind of you gyrating round a pole naked and teasing me with your wares?

Is that too much information?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I find a bit disappointing is when a couple's profile, advertising as a couple seeking, only put pics of the female on the profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What I find a bit disappointing is when a couple's profile, advertising as a couple seeking, only put pics of the female on the profile."
yeah with ya there sweetie xx

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"What I find a bit disappointing is when a couple's profile, advertising as a couple seeking, only put pics of the female on the profile."

I've said it before, and I'll say it again......

It's cus the blokes are fecking fugly!

**maddie's had a bad day and not in the mood for the old crap about not putting piccies of HIM on cus of his job, blah blah........**

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Flirty14u.

Happily disproving Maddies theories!

lol

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Flirty14u.

Happily disproving Maddies theories!

lol"

You aint part of a couple you donk and therefore, you have to put your piccie up or no fecker would look!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What I find a bit disappointing is when a couple's profile, advertising as a couple seeking, only put pics of the female on the profile.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again......

It's cus the blokes are fecking fugly!

**maddie's had a bad day and not in the mood for the old crap about not putting piccies of HIM on cus of his job, blah blah........**"

I don't put piccie up coz of my job! .... I work for the Censor Department that just been set up to rigourously apply the law when it comes to munters putting piccies up on swinging sites.... hed to feckin censor meself as my first task ffs!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What I find a bit disappointing is when a couple's profile, advertising as a couple seeking, only put pics of the female on the profile.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again......

It's cus the blokes are fecking fugly!

**maddie's had a bad day and not in the mood for the old crap about not putting piccies of HIM on cus of his job, blah blah........**

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"What I find a bit disappointing is when a couple's profile, advertising as a couple seeking, only put pics of the female on the profile.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again......

It's cus the blokes are fecking fugly!

**maddie's had a bad day and not in the mood for the old crap about not putting piccies of HIM on cus of his job, blah blah........**

You admit your a munter! so shut ya cakehole duffus.......... and put the pretty one on!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

" ... you donk... "

Oh Maddie! I think thats the nicest thing you have ever said about me! Blush....

[I'm a man, you don't expect me to read whole threads do you??]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a male types on my profile, it means Ive left someone untied......lol

However I also noticed the same as OP observation.

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

" ... you donk...

Oh Maddie! I think thats the nicest thing you have ever said about me! Blush....

[I'm a man, you don't expect me to read whole threads do you??]"

How about........

You may be a donk, but ya bloody lovely....????

Bet ya blushing right down to ya balls now ain't ya!

mmmwwwaaahhhh

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Hang on, I'll just check.....

Yep, shaved and pink, just like you like them.

Mind you, it gave a Dr giving me a medical this week a bit of a shock though. She was quite nice as well.... And I was looking at the back of her lacy thong as she checked me for lumps. Does that break any of their oaths....?

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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago

Cyprus

"Hang on, I'll just check.....

Yep, shaved and pink, just like you like them.

Naaaahhhhh

It just makes you a dirty old perv.

Just as we like you!

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Ohhh of course! You finished your studies and have hit the Snakebite Black with the other students, haven't you?

Just drink lots of water before bed, you'll be fine....

lol

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