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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you became famous what do you think it would be for?

...and would you still keep swinging and be on Fab or would you be too worried about being exposed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you became famous what do you think it would be for?

...and would you still keep swinging and be on Fab or would you be too worried about being exposed?

"

I am famous

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I am already a legend in my own lunchtime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just have to be careful who ya met.

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By *lackbirdtimestwoWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Sex is sex,, I'd still swing,, I'd hope to be a writer, successful enough to be able to do as I please when I please xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you became famous what do you think it would be for?

...and would you still keep swinging and be on Fab or would you be too worried about being exposed?

I am famous "

famous for ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be for agricultural research.

I am outstanding in my own field

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the words of Steel Panther:

If I was the King

I would get myself a bitchin' crown

And I'd make all the bitches call me Sir Michael Starr

I'd have a castle and a bitchin' throne

And at night I'd go in the town

In a big stretch Hummer with a hot tub and a bar

If I was the King

I would outlaw clothes for chicks

So you could see if the shaved their pussies

Or if they were hiding dicks

I'd lower the drinking age

So little kids could get d*unk too

And I'd make it a fucking crime to wear a wedding ring

If I was the King

That'd be fuckin' nice right?

I'd knock down all the schools

And put up licquor stores

And give free boobjobs to the strippers and the whores

I would outlaw common sense

Feed the homeless to the wolves

And if you didn't like Steel Panther you'd go to jail!

If I was the King

I'd make beer the official food

And you'd never have to take the trash out

If you happen to be born a dude

You could buy hand grenades at Starbucks

And take a shit right on the street

And I'd kill Katy Perry so I wouldn't have to hear her sing

If I was the King

Her comes the court jester man!

And if the motherfucking peasents didn't like it

I would tell them all to suck my dick

Suck my dick

Suck my dick

Legalize masturbation

At every strip joint in the nation

And the minimum cup size would have to be a double D

Oh yeah

But if you were in a band

You wouldn't have to use your hand

There'd be mandatory blowjobs for guys like you and me!

If I was the King

Megan Fox would be my Queen

But I'd still fuck Christie Brinkley

And any girl older than 16

I'd execute One Direction

And drop a nuke on the Middle East

But I'd take the oil first so we wouldn't have to feel the sting

If I was the King

If I was the King

If I was the King

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Serial killer

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"It would be for agricultural research.

I am outstanding in my own field"

I think I love you a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would be my baking but although people have tried to convince me to do bake off I never would due to the media and the risk someone would sell me out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no desire to be famous whatsoever. In fact the obsession with fame and celebrity baffles me.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"I have no desire to be famous whatsoever. In fact the obsession with fame and celebrity baffles me. "

This

But if it got me shags qith bot chix

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

When will I, will I be famous.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When will I, will I be famous?

Yes, you're suitably one

With your body and the sun

Yes, you are

You've read Karl Marx

And you've taught yourself to dance

You're the best by far

But you keep asking the question

Oh, you're not supposed to mention

When will I, will I be famous?

I can't answer, I can't answer that

When will I see my picture in the paper?

I can't answer, I can't answer that

When will I, will I be famous?

You keep asking me, babe

You're a slave to fashion

And your life is full of passion

It's the way you are

You've suffered for your art

With the jogging in the park

You know you should go far

But you keep asking the question

Oh, you're not supposed to mention

I'm not supposed to mention

When will I, will I be famous?

I can't answer, I can't answer that

When will I see my picture in the paper?

I can't answer, I can't answer that

Oh, I can't tell you when

You'll see your name

Up in lights

When will I, will I be famous?

You keep asking me, babe

I can't wait

You won't suffer in silence

You're a talent, you know that I've noticed

You'd like to be a legend

Big star over night

Tell me, when?

I can't answer your question

I can't wait, it's driving me insane

And you're impossible in patience

Tearing at my brain

It's tearing

I can't take it, take it much more

When will I, will I?

When will I?

When will I, will I be famous?

I can't answer, I can't answer that

When will I, will I be famous?

I can't answer, I can't answer that

When will I, will I be famous?

I can't answer, I can't answer that

When will I see my picture in the paper?

I can't answer, I can't answer that

When will I?

When, when, tell me when?

I can't answer, I can't tell you

Answer that

When will I, will I be famous?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When will I, will I be famous?

Yes, you're suitably one

With your body and the sun

Yes, you are

You've read Karl Marx

And you've taught yourself to dance

You're the best by far

But you keep asking the question

Oh, you're not supposed to mention

When will I, will I be famous?

I can't answer, I can't answer that

When will I see my picture in the paper?

I can't answer, I can't answer that

When will I, will I be famous?

You keep asking me, babe

You're a slave to fashion

And your life is full of passion

It's the way you are

You've suffered for your art

With the jogging in the park

You know you should go far

But you keep asking the question

Oh, you're not supposed to mention

I'm not supposed to mention

When will I, will I be famous?

I can't answer, I can't answer that

When will I see my picture in the paper?

I can't answer, I can't answer that

Oh, I can't tell you when

You'll see your name

Up in lights

When will I, will I be famous?

You keep asking me, babe

I can't wait

You won't suffer in silence

You're a talent, you know that I've noticed

You'd like to be a legend

Big star over night

Tell me, when?

I can't answer your question

I can't wait, it's driving me insane

And you're impossible in patience

Tearing at my brain

It's tearing

I can't take it, take it much more

When will I, will I?

When will I?

When will I, will I be famous?

I can't answer, I can't answer that

When will I, will I be famous?

I can't answer, I can't answer that

When will I, will I be famous?

I can't answer, I can't answer that

When will I see my picture in the paper?

I can't answer, I can't answer that

When will I?

When, when, tell me when?

I can't answer, I can't tell you

Answer that

When will I, will I be famous?

"

Keats I believe, or was it Yeats ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the words of Steel Panther:

If I was the King

I would get myself a bitchin' crown

And I'd make all the bitches call me Sir Michael Starr

I'd have a castle and a bitchin' throne

And at night I'd go in the town

In a big stretch Hummer with a hot tub and a bar

If I was the King

I would outlaw clothes for chicks

So you could see if the shaved their pussies

Or if they were hiding dicks

I'd lower the drinking age

So little kids could get d*unk too

And I'd make it a fucking crime to wear a wedding ring

If I was the King

That'd be fuckin' nice right?

I'd knock down all the schools

And put up licquor stores

And give free boobjobs to the strippers and the whores

I would outlaw common sense

Feed the homeless to the wolves

And if you didn't like Steel Panther you'd go to jail!

If I was the King

I'd make beer the official food

And you'd never have to take the trash out

If you happen to be born a dude

You could buy hand grenades at Starbucks

And take a shit right on the street

And I'd kill Katy Perry so I wouldn't have to hear her sing

If I was the King

Her comes the court jester man!

And if the motherfucking peasents didn't like it

I would tell them all to suck my dick

Suck my dick

Suck my dick

Legalize masturbation

At every strip joint in the nation

And the minimum cup size would have to be a double D

Oh yeah

But if you were in a band

You wouldn't have to use your hand

There'd be mandatory blowjobs for guys like you and me!

If I was the King

Megan Fox would be my Queen

But I'd still fuck Christie Brinkley

And any girl older than 16

I'd execute One Direction

And drop a nuke on the Middle East

But I'd take the oil first so we wouldn't have to feel the sting

If I was the King

If I was the King

If I was the King"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've had my picture in the paper moment. I have been as exposed as an exposed thing. I live openly so that no one ever has anything they can use on me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be the fastest milkman in the west.....

....leeds area!

Sadly, the demand for home deliveries has dropped

#Hardtimes

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria


"I have no desire to be famous whatsoever. In fact the obsession with fame and celebrity baffles me. "

Dead right! I was famous(ish) once, but made sure it stayed under a pseudonym. I didn't intend to be but it just happened that way so I just went with it to see where it took me. Even so, despite a brief period of ego massaging, there rapidly came a point when it became a bit too much and verged on the invasive - I am very much a private person at heart. I called it a day and gave it all up when I stumbled upon a forum about me... that really creeped me out.

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