FabSwingers.com forum: Rewriting nursery rhymes or poems to reflect the fab life.

By *sm OP Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard

I had a moment last night, ( don't worry , nursery gave me my medication and I'm all right now

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And I wrote a nursery rhyme on the I'm a little winker thread .

I'm a little winker , my cock is out,

here's my remote, and my can of stout.

When I see your picture hear me shout,

Meet me please and end my drought....

Today I've tried to write some more up dated nursery rhymes and the inspiration just isn't there. So I pass the baton on to you.

Can you rewrite a nursery rhyme or well known poem to reflect fab and it's many facets of life. . .?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack and Jill went up the hill,

To fetch a pail of water,

Jack tripped up and Jill fell down

And now they have a daughter.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

old king cole was a merry old soul..

he called for a pipe and called for a bowl...

i guess we all know about old king cole...

hansel and gretal. discovered the witches house ... after they found the mushrooms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary mary quite contrary,

Shaved her fanny,

Cause its too hairy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little Miss Muffet, sat down on her tuffet

And inserted a finger to play

Then down came a spider, she thought he might ride 'er

But turns out that this spider was gay

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

I didn't even have to adapt this one!!!

I love little pussy,

Her coat is so warm,

And if I don't hurt her,

She'll do me no harm.

So I'll not pull her tail,

Nor drive her away,

But pussy and I,

Very gently will play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hickory dickory dock

This girl was sucking my cock

Then she cut one, my cock went down

Languidy flaccidy cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack and jill went up the hill

They barebacked and jill's on pills

Mary had little perky tits, but turns out also a dick.

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By *ordweaver2018Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

Mary had a little lamb

She also had a bear

I've often seen her little lamb

But I've never seen her bare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary Mary quite contrary,

How does your grissly pubes grow?

"With piss soaked smells and cum stains melt, I had all 3 fabsters in a row!!!!"

Thank you thank you

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

oh beautiful pussy .

oh pussy my love

.. what a beautiful pussy you are .. you are ..

what a beautiful pussy you are...

theyre changing guard at buckingham palace....

christopher robin went down on alice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little Miss Minxy,

Sat on my winky,

Sucking two big black dicks.

Along came two more swingers,

Who made use of her fingers,

As she expertly wanked both their pricks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big big black cock have you any cum?

Yes sir yes sir you bet chum!

Some for my girlfriend - we have sex most days

And some for you aswell coz I swing both ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wee willie winky runs through the town, up hills and down hills in his night gown, looking though the windows and pearing through the locks, looking for a nice fabster pussey after a big fat cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The grand old Duke of York

He had 10, 000 men

And if he had the energy

He'd have them all again. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary had a little Gimp

To humiliate her cuck

She made them suck each other's cock,

Then gave Gimp his arse to fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little miss muffet

Sat on her tuffet

Knickers all tattered and torn

It wasnt the spider

Who sat down beside her

Twas little boy blue and his horn. X

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Little miss muffet

Sat on her tuffet

Knickers all tattered and torn

It wasnt the spider

Who sat down beside her

Twas little boy blue and his horn. X"
haha judge dredd

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By *sm OP Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard

As I was going to st Ives

I met a man with 7 wives

Each wife had 7 lovers , each lover had 7 others

All the others had met before

And played with all The holes galore .

ops my medication is running out.. Nurse!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

doctor foster went to gloucester in a shower of rain.

sat on a log n

tried to go doggin

and never went there again .... no one turned up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little boy blue come blow on my horn

The sheep's in the meadow

The cow's in the corn

But where is the boy who looks after the sheep?

He's under the haystack with little Bo peep. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack and Jill, where after a thrill, Jill said "do you think we ought'a?

Jack nodded his head, to 3 in a bed, and found many men willing to shaft her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Five little sexy sluts

Sat on their sexy butts

Sucking some most delicious cock (Yum yum!)

One took it up her bum

The cock pumped her full of cum

Then their were four lil' sexy sluts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ring a ring of long dongs

A pocket full of condoms

Erections! Erections!

We all get hard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ring a ring of long dongs

A pocket full of condoms

Erections! Erections!

We all get hard!"

Ha ha. Love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know I have thought of it myself but a few year ago my then 6 yr old was reading Rold Dahl's book of revolting rhymes and it called Cinderella a slut. I nearly choked on my tea as she it out. I never did find out if there was any reference to Snow White and the gang bangs she had!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three hung guys, three hung guys

See how they fuck, see how they fuck

They all slid into the farmers wife

Their cocks were as big as bananas from Fyffe

She'd never cum so hard in all of her life

Ooh three hung guys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jack and Jill went up the hill,

To fetch a pail of water,

Jack tripped up and Jill fell down

And now they have a daughter.

Jack and Jill went up the hill

To fetch a pale of water.

They sent mail a wanting to meet

We were hoping for that

Jack must have fell down and broke his crown

Cos we heard fuck all after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three Bi wives, three Bi wives, see how they cum, see how they cum, they all enjoyed the swinging life, so joined Fab swingers, and found it was rife, enough Cock and pussy in their town for life, have you ever seen, such grins in your life, than on these Fab wives.

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By *sm OP Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"Three Bi wives, three Bi wives, see how they cum, see how they cum, they all enjoyed the swinging life, so joined Fab swingers, and found it was rife, enough Cock and pussy in their town for life, have you ever seen, such grins in your life, than on these Fab wives."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey diddle diddle

The cuck had a fiddle

As the big bull bent his wife doon

His little cock came

To see such porn

Then he lapped the bulls cum from her poon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mary had a little Lamb...

The midwife had a fit....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone has to do Georgey Porgey

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By *sm OP Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"Someone has to do Georgey Porgey "

Georgey progey pudding and pie

Kissed the girls , it made him cry

When the boys came out to play

Georgey progey realised he's gay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Georhy Porgey pudding and pie

Fucked the girls and made them cry

when the boys came out to play

He fucked them too

he's funny that way!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twinkle twinkle little star,

How I love my spreader bar.

On my bed or on the floor,

Spread my legs and call me a whore,

Twinkle twinkle little star,

How I love my shiny bar.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Twinkle twinkle little clit

Proud and hard alone you sit

Cock up high, pussy feels full

Dripping wet you take em all

Twinkle twinkle throbbing clit

Cum so hard the cock did spit!

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Round n round the forums

Like a pervy pair

One cock , two cock

And a pussy thats smooth n bare!

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Pump me pump me up by the wall

My fanny is juicy so we'll have a ball!

All the king's horses, as hung as they are,

Couldn't fuck me like you, for your cock is a star!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey diddle diddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock Cause Jill's real name is randy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take loads of cock pics.

Stick 'em on the web.

Try your luck, "fancy a fuck?".

Shit! I'm blocked again!

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