FabSwingers.com forum: Moments that make you think i am getting old

By *riskygaz OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

Well this morning I pulled a muscle in my back, now did I do it lifting something heavy, did I over do it at the gym, No! would you believe all I did was bend over to wash my face in the basin and that was it, a painful back all day just from that

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Every time I look in a mirror I see my dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't stay on my feet all day any more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

refusing to have these -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No - sorry. I still believe I'm 25. Lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Not recognising my own hands.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

found myself looking at a pair of shoes today and thinking they look comfy nooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I let a car out of a turning this morning.. thought to myself.. that driver looks about 12 years old!

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

Taking the first sip of tea in the morning and saying "ooooh, that hit the spot"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i once had 3 days off work with a bad back after bending down to pick a hair dryer up

Evie!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finishing a party at 4am and taking the next few days to get over it

(not drinking)

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"Taking the first sip of tea in the morning and saying "ooooh, that hit the spot""
oh yes I remember my Grandad doing that

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By *untime biatchWoman
over a year ago

ova by ea wales

Being a nanny

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

ooops .. done most of these.. still think im 25 tho lol

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I've had a bad back since I was 20, just getting worse

New bed and mattress delivered (12 inch deep

) And now trying to get used to it, my hips are going.... I think I am fucked and not in a good way!

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

Getting home from work and being to tired to become Emma

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

taking an entire 24 hours to recover from a hangover

Saying "how much?" in a loud voice

looking at my birth certificate

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Being a nanny

I quite like being a grandad. Its such fun handing my son his own son back needing his nappy changing its priceless

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Getting home from work and being to tired to become Emma

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By *untime biatchWoman
over a year ago

ova by ea wales

"Being a nanny

I quite like being a grandad. Its such fun handing my son his own son back needing his nappy changing its priceless"
that the best bit handing them ova worse wen they ring middle of nite.... help whys shes doing this lol

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

having a son whos 40 next year,theres no hiding

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Laying here with gout

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

when my youngest is getting old

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Being a nanny

I quite like being a grandad. Its such fun handing my son his own son back needing his nappy changing its priceless that the best bit handing them ova worse wen they ring middle of nite.... help whys shes doing this lol

When my daughter was an hour or 2 old I remember me an her mum asking the nurse what we should do because she had hick ups

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"having a son whos 40 next year,theres no hiding

Sorry but you've just made my day pmsl

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"having a son whos 40 next year,theres no hiding

Sorry but you've just made my day pmsl

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your a bad man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me ,, mr

40 soon and when I realise the simple things in life arnt so simple anymore .ie

Getting out of bed on a Monday -- can hardly move why ? Football? No , sport any? No ,moving furniture? No .... Answer !!!!!!

Too much sex !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinking about where I'd like to settle down (if I could)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me ,, mr

40 soon and when I realise the simple things in life arnt so simple anymore .ie

Getting out of bed on a Monday -- can hardly move why ? Football? No , sport any? No ,moving furniture? No .... Answer !!!!!!

Too much sex !!!

Well with way my sex life is i should be jumping out of bed and like a spring chicken at 40

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By *riskygaz OP Man
over a year ago

birmingham

"found myself looking at a pair of shoes today and thinking they look comfy nooooooooooo"
don't do it, those sexy legs are made for heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you know your old when, you truly understand the saying.

Youth is wasted on the young

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"you know your old when, you truly understand the saying.

Youth is wasted on the young"

Ain't THAT the truth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me ,, mr

40 soon and when I realise the simple things in life arnt so simple anymore .ie

Getting out of bed on a Monday -- can hardly move why ? Football? No , sport any? No ,moving furniture? No .... Answer !!!!!!

Too much sex !!!

Well with way my sex life is i should be jumping out of bed and like a spring chicken at 40

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mr again lol

I had an operation last year the injury occured during sex

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Well this morning I pulled a muscle in my back, now did I do it lifting something heavy, did I over do it at the gym, No! would you believe all I did was bend over to wash my face in the basin and that was it, a painful back all day just from that

I pulled a muscle in my back yesterday and have hardly moved since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When everyone says let's go to a theme park and all i'm thinking is the noise and how will i turn the sound down when we get there.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Old!!!!! I'm 52 and I'm having a self imposed mid life crisis, I wasn't going to be denied one

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

Worrying when I drop something, will either get stuck trying to pick it up or I might fart.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"Old!!!!! I'm 52 and I'm having a self imposed mid life crisis, I wasn't going to be denied one

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you go for it,im having early dementia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

having to brace myself before sneezing....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you find yourself thinking things like "she'll catch her death of cold in that" and realise you sound like your nan!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Making some random groaning noise when I sit down or get out of a chair.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Old!!!!! I'm 52 and I'm having a self imposed mid life crisis, I wasn't going to be denied one

Go for it I can fully recommend them iv had loads. Fast cars bikes tattoos girls way way to young it's fantastic

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Old!!!!! I'm 52 and I'm having a self imposed mid life crisis, I wasn't going to be denied one

you go for it,im having early dementia

Awww, that's not good, I have started developing psoriatic arthritis

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area

When most are younger on site x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your bedtime drink is no longer a a large vodka and diet !!

It's a hot mug of milk and 2 sugers

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"Old!!!!! I'm 52 and I'm having a self imposed mid life crisis, I wasn't going to be denied one

you go for it,im having early dementia

Awww, that's not good, I have started developing psoriatic arthritis

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aw you poor thing im having early dementia,did I tell you I was having early dementia

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By *aster n subCouple
over a year ago

pickering

I still feel like im in my mid 20s I can club all night n still go to work the next day I do a very physical job and enjoy it the only thing I cant do what I did in my teens is bench press the front of an astra .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going to a stag in Magaluf and saying am I too old to go to BCM to watch Example ,,

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I found a grey nose hair.

obviously, all I could do was swear in disbelief.

(and I nearly cried)

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"Worrying when I drop something, will either get stuck trying to pick it up or I might fart."

hahahahaha

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham

I broke my toe playing cricket two years ago- I still feel it when attempting a run

The 20 year olds in the team only remind me every week

The callow bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you know your old when, you truly understand the saying.

Youth is wasted on the young

Ain't THAT the truth!"

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

You know your getting old when

You plan car journeys around toilet. Stops.

You receive a catolog from 50 plus

You drop something on the floor and can't decide if it's worth bending over for.

A good night in, means not moving from the sofa.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

" A good night in, means not moving from the sofa.

I wouldn't want to move if I was on the sofa with you

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

" A good night in, means not moving from the sofa.

I wouldn't want to move if I was on the sofa with you

why thank you kind sir

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I found a grey nose hair.

obviously, all I could do was swear in disbelief.

(and I nearly cried) "

Look on the bright side only the bold bit to go now then

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

I found a grey nose hair.

obviously, all I could do was swear in disbelief.

(and I nearly cried)

Look on the bright side only the bold bit to go now then

My hair dresser said that grey is very stylish now.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

so theres a local update .. she says she s aching for old cock ... guess what .....

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I found a grey nose hair.

obviously, all I could do was swear in disbelief.

(and I nearly cried)

Look on the bright side only the bold bit to go now then

My hair dresser said that grey is very stylish now.

By god I hope he's right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree with all of them,think its time for the knackers yard for all of us

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Ive been one to run, jump and have fun as I move about .since younger and I dont do it as much as I used to do now - I never did it because i was late or exercise, just because I love 'playing' on the move. Maybe it has been an extended childhood but I rather enjoy taking much longer now to appreciate things along the way - it must be age!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I agree with all of them,think its time for the knackers yard for all of us

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mr

The mate I work with between us , ie his right leg my left one , my right arm his left etc!!

We think we could make a fit and healty 39 yr old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having to have a cataract removed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You clock watch until bed time

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

When 'things' aint just going "south" but east n west as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You clock watch until bed time "
mr

When I take my pills/medicine in the morning and call that breakfast

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By *ngloIndianCouple
over a year ago

Tetbury

That's being a kid, keep it up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asking my son to turn the music down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sighing and groaning noises coming from my bed is me attempting to turn over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putting my glasses on to see where my mascara managed to land.

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Trying to get back up off my knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When crawling in to bed after a nice cup of tea is more appealing than a night out on the piss.

I'm 22 ffs. Feel about 100 half the time

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Getting half way upstairs and thinking what am I going upstairs for?

Getting up off my knees and needing a minute to sit before standing up.

Trying to use my phone to find my gout has kicked in.

Claire

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

You start getting mail shots from Saga ??

And you stop worrying about yer bald spot ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You go shopping and the people who do the 50+ funeral cover ask if you're covered. Fuck off im only 30

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I started to struggle while puting my socks on stand up

And needing a fry up and a cry when iv a hungover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Worrying when I drop something, will either get stuck trying to pick it up or I might fart."

Hahaha..I nearly spat my tea out!!

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By *layfull pairingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

When your too old for half the people on here and out of their age range ... bloody kids !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finishing a party at 4am and taking the next few days to get over it

(not drinking)"

That sounds familiar. Still aching today.

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By *layfull pairingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Making huffing and puffing noises every time you sit down/stand up.... Or is that just me

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

When you walk into a room forgetting why your there and only remembering when your back on the couch and comfortable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Old!!!!! I'm 52 and I'm having a self imposed mid life crisis, I wasn't going to be denied one

Go for it I can fully recommend them iv had loads. Fast cars bikes tattoos girls way way to young it's fantastic

I refuse to call it a mid life crisis. I refer to it as reclaiming my youth. And its a great feeling. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you buy an 80's CD and your niece stands at the till saying - god, were you alive then ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You ask your partner if he can help you put your bra back on because your hands hurt

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Old!!!!! I'm 52 and I'm having a self imposed mid life crisis, I wasn't going to be denied one

Go for it I can fully recommend them iv had loads. Fast cars bikes tattoos girls way way to young it's fantastic

I refuse to call it a mid life crisis. I refer to it as reclaiming my youth. And its a great feeling. Xx

No argument here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not recognising my own hands.

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be thankful you're not a man standing at a public urinal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now that i can't play football on a Sunday as well as Saturday because my legs just say no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get excited, because it's a good blowy day today, for the washing.

Are more thrilled with your new Hoover, than a piss up in town...

When you go shopping, and tend to forego new look etc... And slip into peacocks to see what's on offer.

Pick up clothes to try on, and your daughters say... Erm it's ok but it's VERY mumsie!!

When the heels get religated to spesh occasions only!! And Clarkes hush puppies look mega appealing....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't run in the snow anymore . . I tiptoe!

(Her)

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Everything on radio 1 is bollox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the woman in the post office queue moaning about the weather and my feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i once had 3 days off work with a bad back after bending down to pick a hair dryer up

Evie!!"

No longer needing a hair dryer

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going out on the road bike and getting passed by all the young pups, remembering the feeling of passing people like me.

Falling off the bike, not becuase it hurts but it is fucking dangerous at my age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asking for id, and discovering they're well well well over 18!. . Pushing 30 some of them .

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

"Everything on radio 1 is bollox"

No change there then......

Oh crap I'm old x

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Everything on radio 1 is bollox"

Everything on R1 went downhill after the likes of DLT, Noel Edmonds, Andy Peebles, Johnnie Walker and so on left - that was the mid-late 70's.

Gee, I'm getting old!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

when I go out on a night and see women out in short skirts... my reaction now isn't "phwoar", it is "you'll catch a death of cold wearing that!"........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Age is a number and its all about how you feel ... if not well you will not be feeling like a 21 year old , lol

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

When you sneeze and fart at the same time.

Claire

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

laughing at most of these and crying at same time lol

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By *untime biatchWoman
over a year ago

ova by ea wales

"Being a nanny

When my daughter was an hour or 2 old I remember me an her mum asking the nurse what we should do because she had hick ups

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every time I look in a mirror I see my dad

I see my mum!

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By *ayTVTV/TS
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

When watching porn and thinking to yourself "Now that looks a comfy bed"

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By *igandanneCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Is that fart going to be safe

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