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Which celeb would you have record your voicemail greeting?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And what would have them say?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

stephen fry ... welcome .. you have just missed a genius ... leave a message for him

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts


"stephen fry ... welcome .. you have just missed a genius ... leave a message for him "

Ozzy Osbourne.

dont bother with a message, we not fuckin interested anyway, now fuck off

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I just met Simon Mayo... now I REALLY wish I'd asked him to do that!!

*kicks self*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just met Simon Mayo... now I REALLY wish I'd asked him to do that!!

*kicks self*"
did you hear Sophie swear?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Billy Connelly...

"Feck off ye wee eejit, she's not feckin interested"

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I just met Simon Mayo... now I REALLY wish I'd asked him to do that!!

*kicks self*did you hear Sophie swear?"

Yeah we were in the audience.

It was hilarious!

I spoke to him after the show and he said that he totally wasn't expecting that! He said that when the guests are comedians etc. you're ready for that sort of stuff. The gasp from his producer was properly funny.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Fenella Fielding.

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Nicolas Cage saying she's really busy call back later.

Claire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would've been Robin Williams.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Mrs Doyle.

"Will you be leaving a message after the beep? Ahhh go on ya will... ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will. Go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on. Ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will. Go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on. Ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will ya will. Go on, ya will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peter Dickson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would rather like one from Moe in the Simpsons or even Krusty the clown.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Humphrey Bogart - Of all the phones in all the world, ya had to call this one.....

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"Humphrey Bogart - Of all the phones in all the world, ya had to call this one.....

"
good one

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

Clint Eastwood'Make my day'

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By *himanMan
over a year ago

chichester

Rolf harris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Father Jack Hacket with something like " You're an ass....he's gone for a drink ....then fek some girls!"

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Father Jack Hacket with something like " You're an ass....he's gone for a drink ....then fek some girls!""
yes .... that would be an ecumenical matter .. feck .. arse ... drrink

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Rolf harris "
can you tell who it is yet .. have you got two little boys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rolf harris can you tell who it is yet .. have you got two little boys"
It would put off telesales fuckers thats for sure!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Jo Brand - she can say anything she likes. Seems a lovely woman and innately funny.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

David Gilmour - I love his classy speaking voice as much as his singing one. Or Mathew McConoughey as Rust - though not quite sure what my clients would make of the southern drawl!

It seems I have a thing for soft spoken men nowadays....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brian Blessed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joe Pesci

" you think I'm a funny guy" speech from goodfellas

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

David Coverdale

I'd want Brian Blessed to do a satnav voice "I SAID TURN LEFT, YOU ARSE!!"

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Eric Northman

Temps tied up at the moment ..call back later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dr Evil

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Eric Northman

Temps tied up at the moment ..call back later "

love it! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shel Silverstein :

"I got stoned and i missed it, that'll be 40 cents more for the next three minutes"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stephen Hawkings - Mr

Shearer - Mrs (because he has such a sexy voice, I'd just keep ringing myself)

maybe not celebs but.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sean connery - oh god his voice is yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That 70 year old Hollywood dude on big brother ; he'd scare the living shit out of any wankytaxman, that's for sure!

We need more of his type here......... what's his name again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stewie from family guy hmm or Peter actually. Either or lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Michael caine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marcel Marceau

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

is it wrong to imagine tina titz has kenneth williams on her answerphone

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