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56% of British airline pilots

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Admit to have fallen asleep on the job

29% woke up to find the co pilot asleep beside them.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Well that's my trip to Crete ruined.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Isn't that what auto pilot is for? Also isn't there a third person in the cockpit too? And the cabin crew go in and out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

3rd member only on long flights. Door is kept locked to prevent 9/11

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I suppose if they park up somewhere on a cloud they'd be ok

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"3rd member only on long flights. Door is kept locked to prevent 9/11"

Tio prevent it? Didn't work very well did it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fall asleep on the job too. Pull my nightie down when you're done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I suppose if they park up somewhere on a cloud they'd be ok "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good pilots those chaps ...... they can do it in there sleep ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No wonder they keep the door locked

Lazy sods!

I do have a very funny image in my head of captain waking up from a nap and finding his co pilot fast asleep and dribbling

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Don't ever watch 'Flight', that's all I'm saying.

http://youtu.be/E0HcddMZWyM

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"3rd member only on long flights. Door is kept locked to prevent 9/11

Tio prevent it? Didn't work very well did it!! "

Wasn't a regulation beforehand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fall asleep on the job too. Pull my nightie down when you're done. "

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

I have a mate that flyes 747's to America ,and he told me he can press a button when he gets to 250 ft,and the plane will fly there on its own and will land also,he has to do nothing for ten hours,no wonder they fell asleep?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't ever watch 'Flight', that's all I'm saying.

http://youtu.be/E0HcddMZWyM"

Is that the Denzil Washington film?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Don't ever watch 'Flight', that's all I'm saying.

http://youtu.be/E0HcddMZWyM

Is that the Denzil Washington film?"

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't ever watch 'Flight', that's all I'm saying.

http://youtu.be/E0HcddMZWyM

Is that the Denzil Washington film?

Yep "

The crash scene on that was heart stopping!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Admit to have fallen asleep on the job

29% woke up to find the co pilot asleep beside them. "
Well they are better men than I am then cause I can never get to sleep on a fekin plane

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I fall asleep on the job too. Pull my nightie down when you're done. "

Do I have to do everything?

I spose I will have to wipe my dick on the curtains to clean it was well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fall asleep on the job too. Pull my nightie down when you're done.

Do I have to do everything?

I spose I will have to wipe my dick on the curtains to clean it was well "

Where's the romance?

Give it a swill under the tap before and after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Admit to have fallen asleep on the job

29% woke up to find the co pilot asleep beside them. Well they are better men than I am then cause I can never get to sleep on a fekin plane "

that made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wonder if they get a duck down duvet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you read the other day about the one armed pilot whose false arm fell off while coming in to land. It was the one he was using to control the throttle... and no, this aint a wind up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You have to hand it to some of these pilots!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"Did you read the other day about the one armed pilot whose false arm fell off while coming in to land. It was the one he was using to control the throttle... and no, this aint a wind up!"

I know I shouldn't laugh but did make me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It was revealed yesterday that a Chinese airline couldn't land because the staff in the control tower were all asleep

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Auto pilot... Who cares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you read the other day about the one armed pilot whose false arm fell off while coming in to land. It was the one he was using to control the throttle... and no, this aint a wind up!"

Surely you can't be serious

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland


"Did you read the other day about the one armed pilot whose false arm fell off while coming in to land. It was the one he was using to control the throttle... and no, this aint a wind up!

Surely you can't be serious "

Its true

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

What if pilot are allowed their own music to prevent boredom/sleep.

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

Pilots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you read the other day about the one armed pilot whose false arm fell off while coming in to land. It was the one he was using to control the throttle... and no, this aint a wind up!

Surely you can't be serious "

I am and dont call me shirley

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ever seen a grown man naked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a controller. Auto pilot doesn't "do everything" as a lot of people seem to incorrectly think. Pilots still need to respond to commands from us and (when flying in the UK anyway) they get a lot!

Can understand on flights over the ocean, but over land there is too much traffic in the air for it to be a one button job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suspect, of the 56% that admitted to falling asleep......in the vast majority of cases, it would be the old eyes shut and straight back up again. I can't imagine it meant snoring and dribbling stage, it takes so long to get to that state of unconsciousness.

Also, a friend of the family is a Captain for Cathay Pacific and his aircraft has a system that has to be answered every hour to ensure alertness or it sets an alarm off in the cockpit.

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