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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Without completely going it away unless u wanted to. But what do you do for work ????

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm a librarian!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I work on site, but am off today so shall be cooking instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Painter&decorator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pipe strangler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sell snake oil

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

As little as possible.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NHS slacky

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

PhD student, cleaner, labourer, lecturer & research assistant.

But today I'm invigilating exams.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Fighter pilot

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Mother Superior

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By *adja_lazloCouple
over a year ago

Solihull


"Without completely going it away unless u wanted to. But what do you do for work ???? "

Turkey milker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fighter pilot"

Ah snap

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

I am a secret agent

Well I was until I put it on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a ranger in an African safari park

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a ranger in an African safari park "
really?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Agony aunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do a job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The boss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The boss "

Ya minx

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

A compleat twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nursing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cleaner and student.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an IT Professional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

S/e shop fitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trained assassin. Kill u eventually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I attempt to fix cars all day long.

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a ranger in an African safari park really? "

Yes really. I wrestle hippos in my lunch hour

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

househusband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Graphic Design for a commercial printers, also run the prepress dept for digital, litho and large format printing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dolphin trainer. Also free lance as an astronaut in my spare time

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Sydney University Researcher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a gas lamp lighter but have not had much work recently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a diamond miner

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

What's this 'work' of which you speak?

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"I'm a ranger in an African safari park really?

Yes really. I wrestle hippos in my lunch hour "

Want to wrestle with my troser snake..

I m a Bra fitter... Step forward ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gardener newspapee delivery guy

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

we rehabilitate nuns......

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Im a diamond miner"

I thought it was you that got drilled.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Company CEO and chief tea maker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I run the famous virgin conversion unit that is being advertised in a rather big film at the minute

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I run the famous virgin conversion unit that is being advertised in a rather big film at the minute "

You turn Virgin remotes into Sky ones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a ranger in an African safari park really?

Yes really. I wrestle hippos in my lunch hour

Want to wrestle with my troser snake..

I m a Bra fitter... Step forward ladies "

Your snake won't stand a chance

My bra has been feeling a little tight lately. How do you measure cup size?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the head gardener at Kensington Palace...

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

Im a professional. Sorry couldn't resist that one. Im a support worker for 5 guys with severe learning disabilities and challenging behaviour.

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By *he TrunkMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I deliver between £5m-£10m of 'precious cargo' on a daily basis

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By *he TrunkMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Im a professional. Sorry couldn't resist that one. Im a support worker for 5 guys with severe learning disabilities and challenging behaviour. "

That must be a difficult but very rewarding career

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work on oil rig off the coast of Africa, bastard of a commute!!!

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By *riskygazMan
over a year ago

birmingham


"Nursing."
can you come and give me a bed bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a full time cock taster)

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks


"Im a professional. Sorry couldn't resist that one. Im a support worker for 5 guys with severe learning disabilities and challenging behaviour.

That must be a difficult but very rewarding career "

I love it, have looked after the same guys for 13 years. Although if it has been a full on day , ie 14 hrs can leave and crawl to the car lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Publican

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

community mental health support worker

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Spend as much time on fab as possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I turn up

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"What's this 'work' of which you speak?

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An aristocrat once told me that at parties when asked 'What you you do?' the best answer is 'What do I do about what?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grim Reaper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I run the famous virgin conversion unit that is being advertised in a rather big film at the minute

You turn Virgin remotes into Sky ones?"

I consider it an upgrade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a peep show floor mopper uppers mop wringer ooter .......

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

Sex therapist x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sex therapist x "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Design engineer. Self-employed.

Part-time stormtrooper.

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By *uperGuy68Man
over a year ago

Southampton

I was a male stripper in a go go bar!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a dolphin shaver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a Tonsorial artist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A journalist

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By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

Greater London

I search for innocent peeps to hopefully corrupt.

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By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

Greater London

But its appears that none are on this site!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a writer, entertainment journalist, musician, hustler and occasional labourer

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

I drive a lorry full of chemicals that will either burn you asphyxiate you melt you or a combination of the lot I take the from labs schools units and factory's to be safely disposed off or recovered and re used

Keith

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Engineer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mummy

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

mental health worker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Student and mum of a special needs kiddo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack of all trades and master of f**k all

Ambulance worker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Superhero™

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

I'm a lowly hairdresser. Also a therapist, a cleaner and a sales person!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I handbuild radiators for anything from cars and trains to oil rigs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A journalist "

I was joking by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I search for innocent peeps to hopefully corrupt. "

What does 'corrupt' mean?

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By *annGentMan
over a year ago

With a cracking _iew

Ask women to take off their tops and bra's !

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Superhero™"

Wearing pants outside your trousers does not a superhero make.

I'm Iron Man.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Traffic Warden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not out of train spotting lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a meerkat trainer!

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By *preadMyWingsWoman
over a year ago

London


"I'm a ranger in an African safari park "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Superhero™"

Batman or robin?

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By *preadMyWingsWoman
over a year ago

London

Sexual healer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jack of all trades and master of f**k all

Ambulance worker"

Respect to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gymnast - being able to do the splits often comes in handy !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a wringer out for a one arm window cleaner

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By *azzasheeneMan
over a year ago

kent

Monkey packer and Haddock Stretcher.

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By *ushladverybadMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Personal trainer in a gym but training to be a teacher.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Casting Agent

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

Spy

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By *hecat007Woman
over a year ago

Round the corner

Sky sales

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Condom tester

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

IT, programming nonsense

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Consultant & Life Coach

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By *ucktruckCouple
over a year ago

derby

Full time pervert - seriously. My line of work is the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"NHS slacky"

Same here but more lacky !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chill out a bit and I'll tell you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mad Inventor

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By *hecat007Woman
over a year ago

Round the corner

Any train drivers ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"NHS slacky

Same here but more lacky !!!! "

Same here in a way

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By *rsIdiotWoman
over a year ago

Bedworth

Optical consultant...... I measure, fit and sell glasses....also I teach people how to use contact lenses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 19/08/14 19:20:14]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a windscreen technician ........ And my names not Gavin!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Madwife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

porn site checker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Armed forces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

International playboy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uncivil Engineer

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Fly catcher

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By *lovisMan
over a year ago

Twickenham

Biscuit designer

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Spy Z ssshhhh don't tell any one though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work for the council x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Design Engineer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

coach driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carpenter x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All round general piss artist and in my spare time a truck and agri tyre fitter

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By *anxfrankMan
over a year ago

isle of man

Depends wot day of the week it is.

Monday.... Pheasant plucker.

Tuesday ..... Doley.

Wednesday..Doley.

Thursday......brain surgeon.

Friday........ Alcoholic.

Saturday and Sunday... A truck driver/ male model..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fly catcher "

I thought that you caught midges.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spy Z ssshhhh don't tell any one though!"

I wont tell but i can't vouch for this lot!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a sperm whale

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"Fly catcher

I thought that you caught midges."

I cant catch those, I'm a shit fly catcher.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warehouse assistant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cherry licker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a pheasant plucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stick eyes on gingerbread men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Under water wood welder first class!!! Lol

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"I stick eyes on gingerbread men "

Can I lick the bowl.. T

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By *randmrsdkswingCouple
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Cake decorator and childminder god help me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I stick eyes on gingerbread men

Can I lick the bowl.. T "

my bowl or ball

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"I stick eyes on gingerbread men

Can I lick the bowl.. T my bowl or ball "

Oh you apply the icing with your ball, nice work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

windscreen fitter

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By *od6Woman
over a year ago

redcar

Health care

And part time ninja......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I stick eyes on gingerbread men

Can I lick the bowl.. T my bowl or ball

Oh you apply the icing with your ball, nice work! "

Yep I can multitask with me bits

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"I stick eyes on gingerbread men

Can I lick the bowl.. T my bowl or ball

Oh you apply the icing with your ball, nice work! Yep I can multitask with me bits "

Can I lick both then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I stick eyes on gingerbread men

Can I lick the bowl.. T my bowl or ball

Oh you apply the icing with your ball, nice work! Yep I can multitask with me bits

Can I lick both then?"

yer crack on love x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Former chef. Now I pack viagra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Former chef. Now I pack viagra"
Bet you get a rise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Site safety controller . Its thrilling.(doggggg)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Former chef. Now I pack viagra Bet you get a rise "

Our pics match!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" windscreen fitter "

are you gavin from auto glass . Going round filling cracks with your special resin

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"I stick eyes on gingerbread men

Can I lick the bowl.. T my bowl or ball

Oh you apply the icing with your ball, nice work! Yep I can multitask with me bits

Can I lick both then? yer crack on love x "

Whats that? crack of your arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I stick eyes on gingerbread men

Can I lick the bowl.. T my bowl or ball

Oh you apply the icing with your ball, nice work! Yep I can multitask with me bits

Can I lick both then? yer crack on love x

Whats that? crack of your arse"

wow you can multitask too

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

retired

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"I stick eyes on gingerbread men

Can I lick the bowl.. T my bowl or ball

Oh you apply the icing with your ball, nice work! Yep I can multitask with me bits

Can I lick both then? yer crack on love x

Whats that? crack of your arse wow you can multitask too "

Do I get a badge?

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"I stick eyes on gingerbread men

Can I lick the bowl.. T my bowl or ball

Oh you apply the icing with your ball, nice work! Yep I can multitask with me bits

Can I lick both then? yer crack on love x

Whats that? crack of your arse wow you can multitask too

Do I get a badge? "

You get a knighthood . Arise Dame ta ra ra boom te hey guys

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I am the High Priestess of Filth.

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over a year ago


"I am the High Priestess of Filth. "
A good shower for you then me little muck tub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a quality engineer

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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands

Newly qualified archaeologist set to do a Masters soon, but I work part-time pumping fuel - honest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put the Tang in Tastics

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over a year ago

I hunt and kill aliens

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I sell and rent out people ....

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Also I'm a trolley dolly according to a certain forumite

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

I'm a clown

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over a year ago


"I stick eyes on gingerbread men

Can I lick the bowl.. T my bowl or ball

Oh you apply the icing with your ball, nice work! Yep I can multitask with me bits

Can I lick both then? yer crack on love x

Whats that? crack of your arse wow you can multitask too

Do I get a badge? You get a knighthood . Arise Dame ta ra ra boom te hey guys "

lol God knows where the guys bit came from . Feckin phone

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"I'm a clown "

I sculpture balloons into willies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fluffer for porn company.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am also a part time moth /dragon slayer

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"I stick eyes on gingerbread men

Can I lick the bowl.. T my bowl or ball

Oh you apply the icing with your ball, nice work! Yep I can multitask with me bits

Can I lick both then? yer crack on love x

Whats that? crack of your arse wow you can multitask too

Do I get a badge? You get a knighthood . Arise Dame ta ra ra boom te hey guys lol God knows where the guys bit came from . Feckin phone "

Oh I thought that was for my minions!

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"I am also a part time moth /dragon slayer "

Pssst word in your ear, dont mention your real job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cam couple and escorts xx

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By *enny the lip lickerMan
over a year ago

bath bristol

A rufty tufty builder )))

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over a year ago


"I am also a part time moth /dragon slayer

Pssst word in your ear, dont mention your real job "

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By *aster n subCouple
over a year ago

pickering

Fencing contractor im always nailing things and banging my post in.

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"Spy Z ssshhhh don't tell any one though!

I wont tell but i can't vouch for this lot!!! Lol "

I knew i could rely on you! Z

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Benefits scrounger.

Yep, I'm one of those terrible, horrible people who is diddling the rest of you out of hard earned taxes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Painter&decorator "

A brother of the brush

Me too self-employed x

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over a year ago


"I'm a clown "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work for KP, cutting all the peanuts in half, with a tiny little saw.

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

I work with adults who have a learning disabily.

But want to be someone who stays at home and lives the good life, growing my own food, weaving my own clothes form nettles that sort of thing l

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