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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

how do you do Cybersex can anyone show me?

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By *putUfirstMan
over a year ago

J13 of the M5

Cybersex is naughty talk in text to someone in an instant chat environment such as a private message ot instant message program.

You play out a sexual fantasy with the other person, it takes imagination to do it and some people find no interest in it at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how do you do Cybersex can anyone show me?"

What you want to fuck a spider for?

It's not true that they got a fanny between each pair of legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how do you do Cybersex can anyone show me?

What you want to fuck a spider for?

It's not true that they got a fanny between each pair of legs "

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how do you do Cybersex can anyone show me?"

Are you for real?? Hope there was a bulge in them thar cheeks when you wrote that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well.....to start with, you need a big tin of cyber....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how do you do Cybersex can anyone show me?

Are you for real?? Hope there was a bulge in them thar cheeks when you wrote that!! "

I thought it was tongue in cheek too...but I could be wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well.....to start with, you need a big tin of cyber.... "

You're a hoot!!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Cybersex is naughty talk in text to someone in an instant chat environment such as a private message ot instant message program.

You play out a sexual fantasy with the other person, it takes imagination to do it and some people find no interest in it at all."

Is it?..... Damn.... I should have known I didn't need to have my cam on and be abusing a carrot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cybersex is naughty talk in text to someone in an instant chat environment such as a private message ot instant message program.

You play out a sexual fantasy with the other person, it takes imagination to do it and some people find no interest in it at all.

Is it?..... Damn.... I should have known I didn't need to have my cam on and be abusing a carrot! "

Cyber Sex is what Dr. Who does after the watershed.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Well, you get this HUGE log, usually used by big Scotsmen to show how strong they are, and then you... oh... hold on... I mis-red it!!! Its got a "y" not an "a" lol.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Gives a whole new meaning to "tossing the caber" lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boring zzzzzzzz unless a guy knows what he's doing, not the sad lonely desperate guy in a bedsit that wants you to do all, but nothing in return

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a total waste of keying in time

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Boring zzzzzzzz unless a guy knows what he's doing, not the sad lonely desperate guy in a bedsit that wants you to do all, but nothing in return "

It does require an ability to be spontaneously descriptive - and to keep up with the plot(!).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thing is it makes me laugh when people try it with me unless i know them and fancy them that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boring zzzzzzzz unless a guy knows what he's doing, not the sad lonely desperate guy in a bedsit that wants you to do all, but nothing in return

It does require an ability to be spontaneously descriptive - and to keep up with the plot(!).

"

Ive a particular guy in mind, same old boring conversation "u shy" wants me to msn all the time and show him pics of me, but i suspect doesnt have any of his own

The best cybersex ive had, was when a gentleman and i were messaging each other using poetry, horny as hell

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Poetry???

I'm backing discreetly out of this thread....wayyyyy out of my league!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poetry???

I'm backing discreetly out of this thread....wayyyyy out of my league!

"

hmmmmmmmmm

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Poetry???

I'm backing discreetly out of this thread....wayyyyy out of my league!

hmmmmmmmmm "

I thought they usuaslly typed "mmmmmmmmm"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poetry???

I'm backing discreetly out of this thread....wayyyyy out of my league!

hmmmmmmmmm

I thought they usuaslly typed "mmmmmmmmm""

Ha!!!

It does look like I was enjoying sommat ...... Nooooooooooo it was supposed to be a thought of

Oh yeah? ....he protests too much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wandered lonely as a tart

That whores o'er street and alley

My legs will always be apart

Because we got so pally!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I wandered lonely as a tart

That whores o'er street and alley

My legs will always be apart

Because we got so pally!"

Move over Cillia McQueen!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Oh yeah? ....he protests too much.

"

Come on then - what rhymes with clitoris?

Boris, Doris, florist....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh yeah? ....he protests too much.

Come on then - what rhymes with clitoris?

Boris, Doris, florist.... "

I met a man who'd heard

I'd squirt

a liquid from my clitoris.

He fingered deep

And made me seep

sommat flavoured sweet like liquorice

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I like!

But....not sure limericks count as poetic cybersex!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never done cyber,what actually is it? i probably would give it a go...............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like!

But....not sure limericks count as poetic cybersex!?"

How do I fuck thee?

Let me cunt the ways.

I fuck thee to the depth and breadth and height

My cock can reach, when thrusting out of sight

For the ends of nipples and ideal arse.

I fuck thee to the level of every human's

Most dark need, by dildo and vibrator -light.

I fuck thee freely, as men strive for Second Dibs

I fuck thee purely, as they turn from voyeurism.

I fuck thee with a strap-on put to use

In my old briefs, and with my adult lust.

I fuck thee with a lust I seemed to lose

With my lost libido, I fuck thee with the breath,

Smiles, tears, of all my life! --- and, if Satan choose,

I shall but fuck thee better after death.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet you dont hear that one on "Songs Of Praise"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bet you dont hear that one on "Songs Of Praise" "

' Songs of Depraved'

Elizabeth Barrett Browning I apologise xx

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on peeps! It could be a genuine request for information! Afterall, we were all newbies once!

Mind you, personally, I would have Googled it rather than to ask in an open forum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or check out the description on FAB, link on the left hand side!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I wandered lonely as a tart

That whores o'er street and alley

My legs will always be apart

Because we got so pally!"

omg soooo bloody funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on peeps! It could be a genuine request for information! Afterall, we were all newbies once!

Mind you, personally, I would have Googled it rather than to ask in an open forum! "

Oh queen of cheltenham

what has he said

the man at the top

with cock so hard

lips wet from drool

to an audience of......infants

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