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"how do you do Cybersex can anyone show me?" What you want to fuck a spider for? It's not true that they got a fanny between each pair of legs | |||
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"how do you do Cybersex can anyone show me? What you want to fuck a spider for? It's not true that they got a fanny between each pair of legs " PMSL | |||
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"how do you do Cybersex can anyone show me?" Are you for real?? Hope there was a bulge in them thar cheeks when you wrote that!! | |||
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"well.....to start with, you need a big tin of cyber.... " You're a hoot!! | |||
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"Cybersex is naughty talk in text to someone in an instant chat environment such as a private message ot instant message program. You play out a sexual fantasy with the other person, it takes imagination to do it and some people find no interest in it at all." Is it?..... Damn.... I should have known I didn't need to have my cam on and be abusing a carrot! | |||
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"Cybersex is naughty talk in text to someone in an instant chat environment such as a private message ot instant message program. You play out a sexual fantasy with the other person, it takes imagination to do it and some people find no interest in it at all. Is it?..... Damn.... I should have known I didn't need to have my cam on and be abusing a carrot! " Cyber Sex is what Dr. Who does after the watershed. | |||
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"Boring zzzzzzzz unless a guy knows what he's doing, not the sad lonely desperate guy in a bedsit that wants you to do all, but nothing in return " It does require an ability to be spontaneously descriptive - and to keep up with the plot(!). | |||
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"Boring zzzzzzzz unless a guy knows what he's doing, not the sad lonely desperate guy in a bedsit that wants you to do all, but nothing in return It does require an ability to be spontaneously descriptive - and to keep up with the plot(!). " Ive a particular guy in mind, same old boring conversation "u shy" wants me to msn all the time and show him pics of me, but i suspect doesnt have any of his own The best cybersex ive had, was when a gentleman and i were messaging each other using poetry, horny as hell | |||
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"Poetry??? I'm backing discreetly out of this thread....wayyyyy out of my league! " hmmmmmmmmm | |||
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"Poetry??? I'm backing discreetly out of this thread....wayyyyy out of my league! hmmmmmmmmm " I thought they usuaslly typed "mmmmmmmmm" | |||
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"Poetry??? I'm backing discreetly out of this thread....wayyyyy out of my league! hmmmmmmmmm I thought they usuaslly typed "mmmmmmmmm"" Ha!!! It does look like I was enjoying sommat ...... Nooooooooooo it was supposed to be a thought of Oh yeah? ....he protests too much. | |||
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" I wandered lonely as a tart That whores o'er street and alley My legs will always be apart Because we got so pally!" Move over Cillia McQueen! | |||
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"Oh yeah? ....he protests too much. " Come on then - what rhymes with clitoris? Boris, Doris, florist.... | |||
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"Oh yeah? ....he protests too much. Come on then - what rhymes with clitoris? Boris, Doris, florist.... " I met a man who'd heard I'd squirt a liquid from my clitoris. He fingered deep And made me seep sommat flavoured sweet like liquorice | |||
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"I like! But....not sure limericks count as poetic cybersex!?" How do I fuck thee? Let me cunt the ways. I fuck thee to the depth and breadth and height My cock can reach, when thrusting out of sight For the ends of nipples and ideal arse. I fuck thee to the level of every human's Most dark need, by dildo and vibrator -light. I fuck thee freely, as men strive for Second Dibs I fuck thee purely, as they turn from voyeurism. I fuck thee with a strap-on put to use In my old briefs, and with my adult lust. I fuck thee with a lust I seemed to lose With my lost libido, I fuck thee with the breath, Smiles, tears, of all my life! --- and, if Satan choose, I shall but fuck thee better after death. | |||
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"Bet you dont hear that one on "Songs Of Praise" " ' Songs of Depraved' Elizabeth Barrett Browning I apologise xx | |||
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" I wandered lonely as a tart That whores o'er street and alley My legs will always be apart Because we got so pally!" omg soooo bloody funny! | |||
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"Come on peeps! It could be a genuine request for information! Afterall, we were all newbies once! Mind you, personally, I would have Googled it rather than to ask in an open forum! " Oh queen of cheltenham what has he said the man at the top with cock so hard lips wet from drool to an audience of......infants | |||
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