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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm off in a couple of minutes to the local Medical Centre to have a load of skin tags zapped. An unfortunate consequence of my age, genetics and being overweight.

I am however looking forward to his reactio when I tell him I've got one on my left bollock that needs doing

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

I'll come and take photo's as pictorial evidence hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll come and take photo's as pictorial evidence hehe "

You'd be welcome but not sure the GP will be happy

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"I'll come and take photo's as pictorial evidence hehe

You'd be welcome but not sure the GP will be happy "

It would be funny tho as I ask him to pose alongside each one he zaps haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im thinking ouch zapping bollocks!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Welcome to my world. Last time I went she gave me the scissors home with me and told me to knock myself out.

On the other hand... best to get them checked out. I have skin cancer and subsequently had a 10p size hole cut in my face.

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That poor poor dr!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well. That was relatively painless. Worst bit was the anaesthetic needle in each area.

However now I look like an advert for fookin elastoplast.

The doctor said he would only do the top half ones today. Have to go back in two weeks to have the bottom half done.

Clearly the thought of chopping a skin tag off my bollock, straight after lunch, was too much for his delicate stomach

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No zapping sadly, just cut them off with fookin scissors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No zapping sadly, just cut them off with fookin scissors "

Really? Are they bleeding?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No zapping sadly, just cut them off with fookin scissors

Really? Are they bleeding? "

Blood everywhere. It was like a scene from Sweeney fookin Todd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No zapping sadly, just cut them off with fookin scissors

Really? Are they bleeding?

Blood everywhere. It was like a scene from Sweeney fookin Todd "

No wonder he left your bollock alone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No zapping sadly, just cut them off with fookin scissors

Really? Are they bleeding?

Blood everywhere. It was like a scene from Sweeney fookin Todd

No wonder he left your bollock alone "

I'm hoping next time there'll be a fitty nurse to assist. She can hold my bollocks while he sticks a needle in it and takes the scissors to the little blighter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've heard its that doc with the terrible eyesight and the shaky hand that's scheduled for your "down belows". Good luck chuck.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've heard its that doc with the terrible eyesight and the shaky hand that's scheduled for your "down belows". Good luck chuck..... "

Nah same one

Just hoping for a change of nurse

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

make sure he don't cut the wrong thing off lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"make sure he don't cut the wrong thing off lol"

I'll lend him my

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just had to go out for a meeting and then went to a bar in town. People looking at me as if I was a patient in fookin Holby City.

I've got more dressings on than a wedding reception with prawn cocktail for starters. Looks like I've just come back from a war zone.

I blame it on Iona. She told me they'd just get zapped

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Can they not use CO2?

Pretty sure they can zap them too.

Taking scissors to them wouldn't stop them growing back, I'd have thought but I'm no kind of knowledge guy

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'll come and take photo's as pictorial evidence hehe "

I could do a "photo bomb"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why go back?

You can get new, sharp Stanley Knives for a quid at Poundland.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can they not use CO2?

Pretty sure they can zap them too.

Taking scissors to them wouldn't stop them growing back, I'd have thought but I'm no kind of knowledge guy"

That's exactly what I thought...maybe should have gone to a beauty salon like Iona suggested rather than NHS route

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Why go back?

You can get new, sharp Stanley Knives for a quid at Poundland. "

I've got surgical scissors anyway. Just not got the anaesthetic....could always down a bottle of scotch...maybe not I'd end up castrating myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll come and take photo's as pictorial evidence hehe

I could do a "photo bomb" "

From a look in the mirror it looks like the bomb's already been dropped

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So today at lunchtime I've got part two of this venture into butchery.

Sweeney Todd is going to attack the skin tags on the lower half of my body.

Oh crap!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I have plenty of dental floss , could have them off in a jiffy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have plenty of dental floss , could have them off in a jiffy. "

I think I'd trust you more than him

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I have plenty of dental floss , could have them off in a jiffy.

I think I'd trust you more than him "
Its all about technique.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have plenty of dental floss , could have them off in a jiffy.

I think I'd trust you more than him Its all about technique. "

That's what she said

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I have plenty of dental floss , could have them off in a jiffy.

I think I'd trust you more than him Its all about technique.

That's what she said"
Its true, unless they have a large base, its easy to get them off.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I cut one off yesterday. Well I say cut, more like it was a bit red and unsightly right between my tits so it just twisted it off!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I cut one off yesterday. Well I say cut, more like it was a bit red and unsightly right between my tits so it just twisted it off!

"

You hard woman you

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I cut one off yesterday. Well I say cut, more like it was a bit red and unsightly right between my tits so it just twisted it off!

"
Did it bleed much?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have plenty of dental floss , could have them off in a jiffy.

I think I'd trust you more than him Its all about technique.

That's what she saidIts true, unless they have a large base, its easy to get them off. "

The three I've got left all have a big base

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I have plenty of dental floss , could have them off in a jiffy.

I think I'd trust you more than him Its all about technique.

That's what she saidIts true, unless they have a large base, its easy to get them off.

The three I've got left all have a big base "
Lets hope they don't grow back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I cut one off yesterday. Well I say cut, more like it was a bit red and unsightly right between my tits so it just twisted it off!

Did it bleed much?"

You love blood don't you

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I cut one off yesterday. Well I say cut, more like it was a bit red and unsightly right between my tits so it just twisted it off!

Did it bleed much?

You love blood don't you "

She's a twisted one for sure!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have plenty of dental floss , could have them off in a jiffy.

I think I'd trust you more than him Its all about technique.

That's what she saidIts true, unless they have a large base, its easy to get them off.

The three I've got left all have a big base Lets hope they don't grow back. "

Quite lol. But the one on my bollocks I did with cotton. No way was the fecker going near that and it was only little

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I cut one off yesterday. Well I say cut, more like it was a bit red and unsightly right between my tits so it just twisted it off!

Did it bleed much?

You love blood don't you

She's a twisted one for sure! "

Really Never would have known

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I cut one off yesterday. Well I say cut, more like it was a bit red and unsightly right between my tits so it just twisted it off!

Did it bleed much?

You love blood don't you

She's a twisted one for sure! "
I am that, comes in handy for things like that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I cut one off yesterday. Well I say cut, more like it was a bit red and unsightly right between my tits so it just twisted it off!

Did it bleed much?

You love blood don't you

She's a twisted one for sure! I am that, comes in handy for things like that. "

I know where to come if they grow back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm off in a couple of minutes to the local Medical Centre to have a load of skin tags zapped. An unfortunate consequence of my age, genetics and being overweight.

I am however looking forward to his reactio when I tell him I've got one on my left bollock that needs doing

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Ii had a tiny one just under my armpit that irritated the hell out of me but which the medical profession deemed to be in the "Fuck all that" catagorie when I asked Doc about removal. I snipped it off with a pair of nail scissors in the end Bled for frigging days- perfect job lol. ....

Then I read you can remove them with various lotions and potions.

None on my bollocks though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Got the one off on my bollocks using a tight double knot tied in a piece of pink cotton around the bugger. Left it for 4 days. Became a little uncomfortable by day 3 next thing I know discomfort gone and the little bugger had fallen off somewhere. No blood and no sign of where it was.

Just a piece of pink cotton hanging from my bollocks for 3 days like a fookin bell chord - ding dong

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Do they use a grinder?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do they use a grinder? "

may need an angle grinder on the big one on my side

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Do they use a grinder?

may need an angle grinder on the big one on my side "
I also have duct tape.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do they use a grinder?

may need an angle grinder on the big one on my side I also have duct tape. "

fookin hell it's not that big

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Do they use a grinder?

may need an angle grinder on the big one on my side I also have duct tape.

fookin hell it's not that big "
It works, trust me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do they use a grinder?

may need an angle grinder on the big one on my side I also have duct tape.

fookin hell it's not that big It works, trust me. "

Right I'll cancel my appointment. I'm on the way down

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Phew survived it. Now I look like an audition for the leading role in the remake if the Mummy, except bloodier

Silver lining was the nurse still managed to get a feel of my bollocks, because one of the dressings was so high up my leg

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