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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Impart a little bit of your knowledge. Teach me something this evening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To test a vibrator in a shop use on your nose same sensitivity as the clitoris

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Intelligent people have more copper and zinc in their hair

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is a mere 13 seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pigs don't actually sweat

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Bill Bryson's 1927 is a spiffing good read.

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Only the female midge bites, bitch!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from and old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Keep them coming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only form of measurement that returns a whole number when measuring the circumference of the Earth is the stone age inch

At least that's what I read somewhere lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There has never been a single recorded human fatality to wolves

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"The only form of measurement that returns a whole number when measuring the circumference of the Earth is the stone age inch"

I can just see Mr and Mrs Palaeolith now - not quite in agreement as to what a stone age inch actually was

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"The only form of measurement that returns a whole number when measuring the circumference of the Earth is the stone age inch

I can just see Mr and Mrs Palaeolith now - not quite in agreement as to what a stone age inch actually was"

His inch was bigger than hers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Less is more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Guinness book of records holds the record for the most records in a book

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

studying health and safety is really really dull...

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"The Guinness book of records holds the record for the most records in a book

This made me chortle. However...

I think you are wrong. Try the register of births, deaths and marriages.

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"Less is more "

So Mr Palaeolith technically wins

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"studying health and safety is really really dull... "

What about all those people falling into grain silos?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh here's another one. If you put all of the continents of the Earth together they don't totally fit like a jigsaw... there are still little gaps everywhere. However if you scale the size of the Earth down by something like 10% they all fit perfectly... suggesting that the Earth is expanding

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

The G spot nearly got called the wipple tickle after the proffesor who found it.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Less is more "

I dispute that!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

The Chinese pentatonic music scale and its five notes relate directly to the theory of five perfect elements since they are perfect fifths as also found in Medieval Western music. They derived the five tones from the 12 note system that was only discovered years later in Western music.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Norwegians only pay half their tax in November so they have more money for Xmas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The term "drag" to describe men dressed as women comes from the stage directions of a Shakespeare play and is short for DRessed As Girls.

Abraham Lincoln was killed in Ford's Theatre, JFK was killed in a Ford Lincoln.

If someone's shooting at you, dive into a pond. All bullets fired from handheld weapons lose their velocity through 5 feet of water.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"The G spot nearly got called the wipple tickle after the proffesor who found it."

My Whipple tickle doesn't exist.

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"The G spot nearly got called the wipple tickle after the proffesor who found it.

My Whipple tickle doesn't exist.

Does the G spot?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"The G spot nearly got called the wipple tickle after the proffesor who found it.

My Whipple tickle doesn't exist.

Does the G spot?

You tell me.

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"The G spot nearly got called the wipple tickle after the proffesor who found it.

My Whipple tickle doesn't exist.

Does the G spot?

You tell me."

How the Hell would I know - I'm a man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average life span of a blue bottle fly is 60 days

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Squash hurts

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"The G spot nearly got called the wipple tickle after the proffesor who found it.

My Whipple tickle doesn't exist.

Does the G spot?

You tell me.

How the Hell would I know - I'm a man?"

I thought you men went on expeditions to find it.

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

"The G spot nearly got called the wipple tickle after the proffesor who found it.

My Whipple tickle doesn't exist.

So your saying the wipple tickle in Neck Nibble doesn't exist - wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The insult "Berk" seems innocuous and almost charming, buy it derives from cockney rhyming slang "Berkeley Hunt" aka c**t!

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"The G spot nearly got called the wipple tickle after the proffesor who found it.

My Whipple tickle doesn't exist.

Does the G spot?

You tell me.

How the Hell would I know - I'm a man?

I thought you men went on expeditions to find it.

Not as far as I know but now you've mentioned it - ready the huskies.

Talking of which - Huskies don't bark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being stabbed repeatedly in the back is hazardous to your health....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horses can't vomit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Formicophilia is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals.

Ithyphallophobia is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Chinese pentatonic music scale and its five notes relate directly to the theory of five perfect elements since they are perfect fifths as also found in Medieval Western music. They derived the five tones from the 12 note system that was only discovered years later in Western music."

A - E - B - F# - D

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

"Horses can't vomit."

The horse's small intestine is 50 to 70 feet long and although they have the largest eyes of any land mammal they cannot see straight ahead and they are nice

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By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

Greater London

A full grown oak tree needs 700 litres of water a day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humans are the only apes who practice monogamy

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"Humans are the only apes who practice monogamy"

Not on here!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Humans are the only apes who practice monogamy"

Right turn, Clyde

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Average life span of a blue bottle fly is 60 days

and they all damn well live it in my kitchen!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Formicophilia is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals.

Ithyphallophobia is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis."

Fact! I'm surprised Tina didn't post something about formicaphilia.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Formicophilia is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals.

Ithyphallophobia is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

Fact! I'm surprised Tina didn't post something about formicaphilia.

I like old oak furniture, none of that modern rubbish thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only found out recently that when whales die they get a build up of gas, something to do with the amount of fat they have and they literally explode!!

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

"Formicophilia is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals.

Ithyphallophobia is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

Fact! I'm surprised Tina didn't post something about formicaphilia.

I like old oak furniture, none of that modern rubbish thank you

Lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I don't get at least 7 hours sleep I wake up tired and grumpy,

Fact

So goodnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The G spot has nothing to do with whiffle waffle or whatever his name was, it was discovered by Grafenberg.

In the early 70's the California highway patrol blew up a dead whale washed up on a beach with dynamite. The video is still out there somewhere. After the carnage and damage they caused they are no longer in charge of beaches.

Lickety has 11 toes

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

A "pinkie promise" was so called because if you broke said promise you had to cut off you little finger ie the pinkie

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"The term "drag" to describe men dressed as women comes from the stage directions of a Shakespeare play and is short for DRessed As Girls.

Shakespeare has contributed to a lot of our everyday phrases ,

A laughing stock (The Merry Wives of Windsor)

A sorry sight (Macbeth)

As dead as a doornail (Henry VI)

Eaten out of house and home (Henry V, Part 2)

Fair play (The Tempest)

I will wear my heart upon my sleeve (Othello)

In a pickle (The Tempest)

In stitches (Twelfth Night)

In the twinkling of an eye (The Merchant Of Venice)

Mum's the word (Henry VI, Part 2)

Neither here nor there (Othello)

Send him packing (Henry IV)

Set your teeth on edge (Henry IV)

There's method in my madness (Hamlet)

Too much of a good thing (As You Like It)

Vanish into thin air (Othello)

To name but a few

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Wolves killed a man in Canada in 2005 and another victim in Alaska c 2010.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once trumped in Paul Weller's face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Otzi, a man who was born in 3300 BC and who's remains we're recently discovered in the alps, has a series of x marks/tattoo's over him. After analysis of his body, scientists were able to describe the various illnesses and ailments he was suffering from in the run up to his death. When some bright spark asked the odd question "where would you treat someone with such ailments in acupuncture?" the points where treatment would occur aligned exactly with where his tattoos are.

This was a weird question because the first evidence of acupuncture anywhere is in China in 1000 BC... 2300 years later

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By *aurenkaWoman
over a year ago

London

elephant is the only mammal that can't jump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.

I'm going to check this out x

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

If the earth was scaled down to the size of a snooker/pool ball the earth would be smoother

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.

I'm going to check this out x "
ooo thats why i keep shaving all the time

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.

I'm going to check this out x "

I ruddy hope not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.

Bollocks. If that was true, I'd never need to buy razor blades!

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

if you keep turkeys in a pen

if it has a high fence they will fly over the top

if it has a low fence they will just walk around and not try to fly over

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"if you keep turkeys in a pen

if it has a high fence they will fly over the top

if it has a low fence they will just walk around and not try to fly over

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have sugar in a hot drink and usually have two. Only put one in next time but stir it 50 times 25 clockwise and 25 anti clockwise the sugar then tastes stronger and you use less sugar in your diet. (Something to do with the flow of liquid over and around the spoon/ mug before you ask)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

statistically 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elvis is Dead

Colonel Gimp

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"statistically 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy "

I keep reading your name as Boris Lover.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Elvis is Dead

Colonel Gimp

Who was that in the chip shop then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"statistically 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy

I keep reading your name as Boris Lover."

Oh those heady days back in murmansk, it was so cold, I was so young, confused, naive. The home made vodka, d*unk like water to keep the chill at bay, my head skinny, the dulcet tones of the balilika (sp) and then "malinky popka kak De la?"... such memories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paulo nutini was turned down for s-club jnrs the mini pop group , because he couldn't dance !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Elvis is Dead

Colonel Gimp

Who was that in the chip shop then?

That was Very able Mabel from over the table, She gets confused with Elvis because of the wobbly leg

Blue Suede Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Paulo nutini was turned down for s-club jnrs the mini pop group , because he couldn't dance !!!

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mr

Can't believe I posted this fact or fiction and no one commented on it!!!! I Meen poulo nutini knocked back for s club juniors ?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cows can not walk down stairs, hence why you never see them lookin out a bedroom window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elephants can not physically jump all 4 feet of the ground at the same time !

Also the Hyrax (looks like a big hamster ) closest living relative is the elephant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cows can not walk down stairs, hence why you never see them lookin out a bedroom window"

Thats weird because the Cow next door is always spying on me

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you cut the head off a cock roach it can stay alive for upto 2 more weeks before it dies of starvation. Juicy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Paulo nutini was turned down for s-club jnrs the mini pop group , because he couldn't dance !!!

Can't believe I posted this fact or fiction and no one commented on it!!!! I Meen poulo nutini knocked back for s club juniors ?????

"
. Mr again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Paulo nutini was turned down for s-club jnrs the mini pop group , because he couldn't dance !!!

Can't believe I posted this fact or fiction and no one commented on it!!!! I Meen poulo nutini knocked back for s club juniors ?????

. Mr again

Lets face it they were made for each other

Gimp

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Pigs Hippopotamus and humans are the only animals that suffer sunburn

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

A Ping pong ball is the hardest thing to flush down a toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's said that the fastest convertible in the world is over 200 miles an hour and if a fly was to come in over the windscreen at that speed it's reported that it's arse would go right through its own

Head ..::

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

The average computer keyboard contains over 3000 germs per square inch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

56% of all statistic are made up

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Cows can not walk down stairs, hence why you never see them lookin out a bedroom window"

Unless it's a block of flats with a lift. This has happened in one London borough!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Elephants hate bees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To test a vibrator in a shop use on your nose same sensitivity as the clitoris "

this is very true lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The quickest way to a mans heart is not through his stomach

It's through his ribcage !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cows can not walk down stairs, hence why you never see them lookin out a bedroom window

Unless it's a block of flats with a lift. This has happened in one London borough!"

Really ?

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cows can not walk down stairs, hence why you never see them lookin out a bedroom window

Thats weird because the Cow next door is always spying on me

Gimp"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Cows can not walk down stairs, hence why you never see them lookin out a bedroom window

Unless it's a block of flats with a lift. This has happened in one London borough!

Really ?

Gimp"

Twenty years ago a London borough had to take action against a council tenant for the unauthorised keeping of a pet cow in a tower block. Other instances have been horses. I haven't come across stories of pigs being kept in a tower block. Yet.

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

All your blood vessels joined end to end would stretch more than twice around the world.

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