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Single Man who can Accomodate!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes fab fabster!!!

After 3 years if a nomadic lifestyle, had bitten the bullet and broke the bank to rent out a very spacious house for just little ole me

So, Whose up for a party!!!!!!!!!!! Lol xxx

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I thought you were announcing a lottery win.

I'll come to your party.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to come to your party but can it just be 2 guests please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wondering how far Lincoln is from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single men who accommodate? Sound like fakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck in your new home

Don't let the reprobates in,send them to a different address

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone say party

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Congratulations! Have fun, Z

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

I hope your walking about naked!?

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

I'd come!

Oops Phrasing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's lovely to have your own space

In just waiting for the kids to grow up and leave home

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought you were announcing a lottery win.

I'll come to your party.

"

Not that big a news I'm afraid!!! But rollovers at 43M at mo, one more and the thread will be on and first time as LLL too

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Great feeling ain't it. I just paid the instalment on my very first car at 35 lol only been driving a year too!! Feel like a grown up again!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hope your walking about naked!? "

Not just yet, my sis wouldn't be impressed lol!!! I don't move out for another two weeks but been cleared and given a move in date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, let me get a sitter. Anyone passing through hull on the way that I can catch a lift with?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhh enjoy your new place and your privacy.. I remember it well

My eldest lad has moved back in, temporarily of course!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah, let me get a sitter. Anyone passing through hull on the way that I can catch a lift with? "

Don't be daft, I'll come and get you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope your walking about naked!? "

Did someone say naked??

Oooeerr, count me in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah, let me get a sitter. Anyone passing through hull on the way that I can catch a lift with?

Don't be daft, I'll come and get you x"

Rock on, stud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a feeling my children will never move out

But I do enjoy the naughty weekends away we have to get some privacy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a feeling my children will never move out

But I do enjoy the naughty weekends away we have to get some privacy "

Me case U casa x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a feeling my children will never move out

But I do enjoy the naughty weekends away we have to get some privacy

Me case U casa x"

I love that saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone mention a party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a feeling my children will never move out

But I do enjoy the naughty weekends away we have to get some privacy "

Arghh he's moved back in twice now! Bejesusss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope your walking about naked!?

Did someone say naked??

Oooeerr, count me in. "

Trollope

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Men who acom are like winning the lottery on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope your walking about naked!?

Did someone say naked??

Oooeerr, count me in.

Trollope "

Who moi? Never. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a feeling my children will never move out

But I do enjoy the naughty weekends away we have to get some privacy

Arghh he's moved back in twice now! Bejesusss "

Change the locks,turn the lights out and board up the windows

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"

Me case U casa x"

Oi you tart! where's my invite?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well hello stranger....how are you x

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

I knew it was your thread before I even opened it!!! Lol. Enjoy your new home sexy. I hope to be doing the same myself soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men who acom are like winning the lottery on here "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines promised not to move out as my fridge is always full, unlike his mothers apparently lol

Maybe I should start to run it down

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a feeling my children will never move out

But I do enjoy the naughty weekends away we have to get some privacy

Me case U casa x

I love that saying "

It's the Italian in me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Men who acom are like winning the lottery on here "

That's my next plan of action, would I be popular if I did that????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You dont need to win the lottery. Xx

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

Wishing you the very best of luck, and happiness in your new home x

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Men who acom are like winning the lottery on here

That's my next plan of action, would I be popular if I did that????"

Hell yes

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

That's me....room for me and a dungeon for my guests.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Me case U casa x

Oi you tart! where's my invite? "

It's being flown up today x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live on my own and I LOVE it !!! Enjoy xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I live on my own and I LOVE it !!! Enjoy xxx"

Oh I certainley intend too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes fab fabster!!!

After 3 years if a nomadic lifestyle, had bitten the bullet and broke the bank to rent out a very spacious house for just little ole me

So, Whose up for a party!!!!!!!!!!! Lol xxx

"

Yeeaaah maaan!! Always up for a party here xx

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

If anyone is passing Blackpool (which you have to to get to Aberdeen hehe)...pick me up please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If anyone is passing Blackpool (which you have to to get to Aberdeen hehe)...pick me up please "

I'm only in Aberdeen for a few days sexy, back to Lincoln on Wednesday lol!!! Get yourself down x

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"If anyone is passing Blackpool (which you have to to get to Aberdeen hehe)...pick me up please

I'm only in Aberdeen for a few days sexy, back to Lincoln on Wednesday lol!!! Get yourself down x"

I'm on my way brmmmmmm brmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I come to this party if there is room for a big lass

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Will there be cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will there be cake?"

I can make cake if theres room for another one? Xx

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"Will there be cake?

I can make cake if theres room for another one? Xx "

Could you make it a cheesecake? yum yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As the saying goes - there's no place like home. I often wish on Fab I could tap my red shoes together and arrive at a distant fellow fabster's house.

Enjoy having your own space.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will there be cake?

I can make cake if theres room for another one? Xx

Could you make it a cheesecake? yum yum "

Cheese cake, lemon cake, carrot cake or chocolate brownie. Xx

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

All my fab forumites and cheesecake...I am there with bells on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone say Cheesecake?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

party and cake its a no brainer

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

This is starting to look like a very good paaaarty!! Game on but the cheesecake is mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is starting to look like a very good paaaarty!! Game on but the cheesecake is mine "

You'll have to fight me for it

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"This is starting to look like a very good paaaarty!! Game on but the cheesecake is mine

You'll have to fight me for it "

A mud fight?

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"Did someone say Cheesecake?"

No they didn't...its already caused a fight hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is starting to look like a very good paaaarty!! Game on but the cheesecake is mine

You'll have to fight me for it

A mud fight? "

I thought a cake fight, eat while we fight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say Cheesecake?"

No, move along now, nothing to see here

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"This is starting to look like a very good paaaarty!! Game on but the cheesecake is mine

You'll have to fight me for it

A mud fight?

I thought a cake fight, eat while we fight "
nah I will bring lots,lifes too short to fight when you can be eating cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will there be cake?"

There could be banana cake

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"Did someone say Cheesecake?

No, move along now, nothing to see here "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait..... A single guy that can accommodate and has absolutely lickable abs.....and cake?! I'm so there, whether there's room for us bigger ladies or not.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sexy girls all fighting and smearing each other with cake!!!! And in my house

Anyone know a good place to but plastic sheeting, I can't be ruining the carpets lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are in Lincoln in a few weeks time! We could come round and help you wet the houses head!!!

Good luck in your new home x

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"Sexy girls all fighting and smearing each other with cake!!!! And in my house

Anyone know a good place to but plastic sheeting, I can't be ruining the carpets lol!!!"

We'll bring our own hunny ... fight on!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sexy girls all fighting and smearing each other with cake!!!! And in my house

Anyone know a good place to but plastic sheeting, I can't be ruining the carpets lol!!!

We'll bring our own hunny ... fight on!!! "

Jell-o wrestling is supposed to be good sexy fun, as well.

Or whipped cream.

If the cake goes too fast, we can have backups

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sexy girls all fighting and smearing each other with cake!!!! And in my house

Anyone know a good place to but plastic sheeting, I can't be ruining the carpets lol!!!

We'll bring our own hunny ... fight on!!!

Jell-o wrestling is supposed to be good sexy fun, as well.

Or whipped cream.

If the cake goes too fast, we can have backups

"

I like your thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is starting to look like a very good paaaarty!! Game on but the cheesecake is mine

You'll have to fight me for it

A mud fight?

I thought a cake fight, eat while we fight "

No fighting for me. I shall just bring cake and sit back and watch. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say Cheesecake?

No, move along now, nothing to see here

lol "

That's my invite revoked hahah

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I'm not going to Aberdeen again!! They are weird up there....they put vinegar on their pizzas!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say Cheesecake?

No, move along now, nothing to see here

lol

That's my invite revoked hahah

"

You can have anything you want, but don't touch the cheesecake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not going to Aberdeen again!! They are weird up there....they put vinegar on their pizzas!!!"

Only visiting, I live in Lincoln!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say Cheesecake?

No, move along now, nothing to see here

lol

That's my invite revoked hahah

You can have anything you want, but don't touch the cheesecake "

I'll bring my own AND NONE OF YOU POOP HEADS CAN HAVE ANY!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did someone say Cheesecake?

No, move along now, nothing to see here

lol

That's my invite revoked hahah

"

Duly invited buddy, I need someone to help me clean up!!!! Lol!!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I'm not going to Aberdeen again!! They are weird up there....they put vinegar on their pizzas!!!

Only visiting, I live in Lincoln!!!"

Oh that's OK then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say Cheesecake?

No, move along now, nothing to see here

lol

That's my invite revoked hahah

Duly invited buddy, I need someone to help me clean up!!!! Lol!!!"

Clean up as in "pull all the women for us only"?

Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say Cheesecake?

No, move along now, nothing to see here

lol

That's my invite revoked hahah

You can have anything you want, but don't touch the cheesecake

I'll bring my own AND NONE OF YOU POOP HEADS CAN HAVE ANY!!!!!

"

Erm rephrase now your in? X

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By *an1973Man
over a year ago

Notts

Well I've been able to accommodate for ages but no women have approached me because of it.. (I have had approaches for other reasons!)

I would love to accommodate the right lady on a regular basis

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did someone say Cheesecake?

No, move along now, nothing to see here

lol

That's my invite revoked hahah

Duly invited buddy, I need someone to help me clean up!!!! Lol!!!

Clean up as in "pull all the women for us only"?

Im in "

No! I mean get your marigolds on and mop up all that cake before it gets into the carpet. Oh and you can do the oven as well if you like, the women will love it, their own mr muscle lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say Cheesecake?

No, move along now, nothing to see here

lol

That's my invite revoked hahah

You can have anything you want, but don't touch the cheesecake "

Tum ti tum......while the girls are jello fighting....

Slides in under stealth mode with a large spoon and gobbles the cheesecake mmm mmm mmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I've been able to accommodate for ages but no women have approached me because of it.. (I have had approaches for other reasons!)

I would love to accommodate the right lady on a regular basis "

Stop threadbombing and start your own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've been able to accommodate for ages but no women have approached me because of it.. (I have had approaches for other reasons!)

I would love to accommodate the right lady on a regular basis

Stop threadbombing and start your own "

Man fight......mmmmm more cake for meeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I've been able to accommodate for ages but no women have approached me because of it.. (I have had approaches for other reasons!)

I would love to accommodate the right lady on a regular basis

Stop threadbombing and start your own

Man fight......mmmmm more cake for meeeeeee "

I'm more of a lover than a fighter really!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I've been able to accommodate for ages but no women have approached me because of it.. (I have had approaches for other reasons!)

I would love to accommodate the right lady on a regular basis

Stop threadbombing and start your own

Man fight......mmmmm more cake for meeeeeee

I'm more of a lover than a fighter really!!!!"

Oh go on then I'll share me stolen cheesecake

This could get messy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say Cheesecake?

No, move along now, nothing to see here

lol

That's my invite revoked hahah

Duly invited buddy, I need someone to help me clean up!!!! Lol!!!

Clean up as in "pull all the women for us only"?

Im in

No! I mean get your marigolds on and mop up all that cake before it gets into the carpet. Oh and you can do the oven as well if you like, the women will love it, their own mr muscle lol!!!"

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say Cheesecake?

No, move along now, nothing to see here

lol

That's my invite revoked hahah

Duly invited buddy, I need someone to help me clean up!!!! Lol!!!

Clean up as in "pull all the women for us only"?

Im in

No! I mean get your marigolds on and mop up all that cake before it gets into the carpet. Oh and you can do the oven as well if you like, the women will love it, their own mr muscle lol!!!

Hahahaha

"

I do love a domesticated man

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did someone say Cheesecake?

No, move along now, nothing to see here

lol

That's my invite revoked hahah

Duly invited buddy, I need someone to help me clean up!!!! Lol!!!

Clean up as in "pull all the women for us only"?

Im in

No! I mean get your marigolds on and mop up all that cake before it gets into the carpet. Oh and you can do the oven as well if you like, the women will love it, their own mr muscle lol!!!

Hahahaha

I do love a domesticated man "

Bring a French maid outfit and you can help him out all I need now is one naked butler and one topless barmaid and this party will be swinging!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say Cheesecake?

No, move along now, nothing to see here

lol

That's my invite revoked hahah

Duly invited buddy, I need someone to help me clean up!!!! Lol!!!

Clean up as in "pull all the women for us only"?

Im in

No! I mean get your marigolds on and mop up all that cake before it gets into the carpet. Oh and you can do the oven as well if you like, the women will love it, their own mr muscle lol!!!

Hahahaha

I do love a domesticated man

Bring a French maid outfit and you can help him out all I need now is one naked butler and one topless barmaid and this party will be swinging!!!!!!"

Runs upstairs to look in the dress up department......bingo or should I say ooo la la

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just counted 3 definite eye candy men at this party. I must sample them all while the other ladies are jello/cake fighting.

where's that whipped cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say Cheesecake?

No, move along now, nothing to see here

lol

That's my invite revoked hahah

Duly invited buddy, I need someone to help me clean up!!!! Lol!!!

Clean up as in "pull all the women for us only"?

Im in

No! I mean get your marigolds on and mop up all that cake before it gets into the carpet. Oh and you can do the oven as well if you like, the women will love it, their own mr muscle lol!!!

Hahahaha

I do love a domesticated man

Bring a French maid outfit and you can help him out all I need now is one naked butler and one topless barmaid and this party will be swinging!!!!!!"

Can I be your topless bar maid? I know how to pull a pint!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just counted 3 definite eye candy men at this party. I must sample them all while the other ladies are jello/cake fighting.

where's that whipped cream "

Get here woman they are in need of a topless barmaid

We can perve then pounce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuggen ell! I've had my own home since before I joined fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just counted 3 definite eye candy men at this party. I must sample them all while the other ladies are jello/cake fighting.

where's that whipped cream

Get here woman they are in need of a topless barmaid

We can perve then pounce "

Have offered my services!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think auditions for the too less barmaid will have to held (literally)!!!!

Welsh rarebit was certainley a hand full lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not auditioning, I'd rather be served

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think auditions for the too less barmaid will have to held (literally)!!!!

Welsh rarebit was certainley a hand full lol"

But do I have a chance? Or am I just bringing cake? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not auditioning, I'd rather be served"

Can I tickle ya fancy with my feather duster madam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that depends, is it pink and extra feathery?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that depends, is it pink and extra feathery? "

Oh yes and it can reach parts no other feather duster can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might as well jump in here and say I can accommodate to lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might as well jump in here and say I can accommodate to lol "

There's a vacancy for a naked butler going.....

You would fit the bill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might as well jump in here and say I can accommodate to lol

There's a vacancy for a naked butler going.....

You would fit the bill "
Thanks and yes I would be serving the food and refreshments naked with a necktie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that depends, is it pink and extra feathery?

Oh yes and it can reach parts no other feather duster can "

ooh in that case how could I refuse!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I might as well jump in here and say I can accommodate to lol

There's a vacancy for a naked butler going.....

You would fit the bill Thanks and yes I would be serving the food and refreshments naked with a necktie "

Will you? I thought it was my house and I usually like to be asked for an invitation!!!! It's called manners lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might as well jump in here and say I can accommodate to lol

There's a vacancy for a naked butler going.....

You would fit the bill Thanks and yes I would be serving the food and refreshments naked with a necktie

Will you? I thought it was my house and I usually like to be asked for an invitation!!!! It's called manners lol!!! "
Yes we can do shifts with the butler thing lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might as well jump in here and say I can accommodate to lol

There's a vacancy for a naked butler going.....

You would fit the bill Thanks and yes I would be serving the food and refreshments naked with a necktie

Will you? I thought it was my house and I usually like to be asked for an invitation!!!! It's called manners lol!!! "

Aww come now he will be a cute naked butler and you will be free to entertain the ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok, well I better put my money where my mouth is so to speak and get a party organised!!!!!

Unfortunate my house is not Buckingham palace but has a big enough garden and patio for a marque so think that's the way to go.

I have a dog too, so numbers will be limited as too many people will freak her out and no she's not going in kennels I'm afraid. Also the house is in a residential area so no open swinging where families can see and the cake fight will have to be indoors lol!!!!

Invites will be obviously by myself only and my friends and people I've met get priority. I will have to limit the numbers as it is not the biggest place and overnighters will have to stay in hotels, there are 4 within two miles ranging from travelodge to a spa hotel

Will look at my diary when I get back from Aberdeen as to when will be best but impossible to please all so will try for the majority. Although I would quite happily invite all couples and women just for me lol!!! I will take invites from men to even up the numbers but remember, this is my home so if anyone acts untoward, I will just get rid, no exceptions!!!!!!

So filters are off and MSG me your interest and when's best for you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might as well jump in here and say I can accommodate to lol

There's a vacancy for a naked butler going.....

You would fit the bill Thanks and yes I would be serving the food and refreshments naked with a necktie

Will you? I thought it was my house and I usually like to be asked for an invitation!!!! It's called manners lol!!! "

I think he was just having a little light hearted fun and not being serious

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I might as well jump in here and say I can accommodate to lol

There's a vacancy for a naked butler going.....

You would fit the bill Thanks and yes I would be serving the food and refreshments naked with a necktie

Will you? I thought it was my house and I usually like to be asked for an invitation!!!! It's called manners lol!!!

I think he was just having a little light hearted fun and not being serious "

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

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I don't do cake or front of house - I think I'd better just call in beforehand to make sure the boys have everything they need and have gone through their warmup routine properly..... we don't want them to pull a muscle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might as well jump in here and say I can accommodate to lol

There's a vacancy for a naked butler going.....

You would fit the bill Thanks and yes I would be serving the food and refreshments naked with a necktie

Will you? I thought it was my house and I usually like to be asked for an invitation!!!! It's called manners lol!!!

I think he was just having a little light hearted fun and not being serious "

I know lol so was I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might as well jump in here and say I can accommodate to lol

There's a vacancy for a naked butler going.....

You would fit the bill Thanks and yes I would be serving the food and refreshments naked with a necktie

Will you? I thought it was my house and I usually like to be asked for an invitation!!!! It's called manners lol!!!

I think he was just having a little light hearted fun and not being serious "
Yes I was as well .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I might as well jump in here and say I can accommodate to lol

There's a vacancy for a naked butler going.....

You would fit the bill Thanks and yes I would be serving the food and refreshments naked with a necktie

Will you? I thought it was my house and I usually like to be asked for an invitation!!!! It's called manners lol!!!

I think he was just having a little light hearted fun and not being serious Yes I was as well ."

Phew!!! Glad that's cleared up, was worried it would all turn a tad serious lol!!! Now let's get on with the partying lol!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes fab fabster!!!

After 3 years if a nomadic lifestyle, had bitten the bullet and broke the bank to rent out a very spacious house for just little ole me

So, Whose up for a party!!!!!!!!!!! Lol xxx

"

Enjoy your new domicile, I wish you uchos nookie in every room in it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes fab fabster!!!

After 3 years if a nomadic lifestyle, had bitten the bullet and broke the bank to rent out a very spacious house for just little ole me

So, Whose up for a party!!!!!!!!!!! Lol xxx

Enjoy your new domicile, I wish you uchos nookie in every room in it "

Brill mate, will love every min

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Okay, seeing as this thread really got going with the mention of the 'C' word. The party when held and any subsequent threads will be called

'The great titty bake off party' all copyright rules apply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay, seeing as this thread really got going with the mention of the 'C' word. The party when held and any subsequent threads will be called

'The great titty bake off party' all copyright rules apply "

I bake an amazing self portrait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Single men who accommodate? Sound like fakes "

There are a few of us about....and with nearly 200 meet verifications I'm definitely not fake!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Single men who accommodate? Sound like fakes

There are a few of us about....and with nearly 200 meet verifications I'm definitely not fake!"

Having 199 from the same person doesn't count lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will there be tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Single men who accommodate? Sound like fakes

There are a few of us about....and with nearly 200 meet verifications I'm definitely not fake!

Having 199 from the same person doesn't count lol!!!"

Good job it's over 100 different people then....and probably 50 odd that never verified me too...

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"Single men who accommodate? Sound like fakes

There are a few of us about....and with nearly 200 meet verifications I'm definitely not fake!

Having 199 from the same person doesn't count lol!!!

Good job it's over 100 different people then....and probably 50 odd that never verified me too..."

Check you out! Big pat on the back lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will there be tea?"

Sure will be, _aceytop makes a mean cuppa just don't steal the milk lol xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say Cheesecake?

No, move along now, nothing to see here

lol

That's my invite revoked hahah

Duly invited buddy, I need someone to help me clean up!!!! Lol!!!

Clean up as in "pull all the women for us only"?

Im in "

Now this party sounds interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did some say party?

I'm game and won't come empty-handed either. Of course!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oohhh, the first request for an invite received x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oohhh, the first request for an invite received x"

I was tempted to ask but I don't stand a chance of being invited. But I do hope you have a great party when you have arranged it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Feel free to ask I will obviously have to limit numbers due to size but all invites will be considered it will eventually comedown to equal amounts of genders and statuses mixed with newbies and friends of old x

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I've got free entry to Lincoln cathedral so I may kill two birds and all that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure your new neighbours would appreciate the noise levels if we came

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohhhh enjoy your new place and your privacy.. I remember it well

My eldest lad has moved back in, temporarily of course!! "

Jesus! I thought I just stumbled upon my mum then! Panic over

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not sure your new neighbours would appreciate the noise levels if we came "

Don't panic, I'll just invite them round

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By *preadMyWingsWoman
over a year ago

London


"Yes fab fabster!!!

After 3 years if a nomadic lifestyle, had bitten the bullet and broke the bank to rent out a very spacious house for just little ole me

So, Whose up for a party!!!!!!!!!!! Lol xxx

"
Too far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feel free to ask I will obviously have to limit numbers due to size but all invites will be considered it will eventually comedown to equal amounts of genders and statuses mixed with newbies and friends of old x"

You mean there won't be ten men to every woman??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohhhh enjoy your new place and your privacy.. I remember it well

My eldest lad has moved back in, temporarily of course!!

Jesus! I thought I just stumbled upon my mum then! Panic over"

And what the hell are you doing on here?! And put your vest on you'll catch your death!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Feel free to ask I will obviously have to limit numbers due to size but all invites will be considered it will eventually comedown to equal amounts of genders and statuses mixed with newbies and friends of old x

You mean there won't be ten men to every woman?? "

Of course not!!! If you had a party, would there be ten women to every man???? Lol!!!!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Feel free to ask I will obviously have to limit numbers due to size but all invites will be considered it will eventually comedown to equal amounts of genders and statuses mixed with newbies and friends of old x

You mean there won't be ten men to every woman??

Of course not!!! If you had a party, would there be ten women to every man???? Lol!!!!"

Sounds good to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 19/08/14 17:27:43]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Feel free to ask I will obviously have to limit numbers due to size but all invites will be considered it will eventually comedown to equal amounts of genders and statuses mixed with newbies and friends of old x

You mean there won't be ten men to every woman??

Of course not!!! If you had a party, would there be ten women to every man???? Lol!!!!

Sounds good to me!

"

It sure would be but I'm not greedy, well not much hopefully get an even balance x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With the amount of women saying they're going , it sounds more like a girly slumber party than anything else

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"With the amount of women saying they're going , it sounds more like a girly slumber party than anything else

"

And your point is??? I take it you don't want to come now that most of action will be girl on girl??? Lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow the joke clearly went over your head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh did someone say girl on girl?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you two going to have a fight? Can you do it naked and make it a wrestling match?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feel free to ask I will obviously have to limit numbers due to size but all invites will be considered it will eventually comedown to equal amounts of genders and statuses mixed with newbies and friends of old x

You mean there won't be ten men to every woman??

Of course not!!! If you had a party, would there be ten women to every man???? Lol!!!!"

Possibly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you two going to have a fight? Can you do it naked and make it a wrestling match? "

No, hahah. My post was nothing more than tongue and cheek.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you two going to have a fight? Can you do it naked and make it a wrestling match?

No, hahah. My post was nothing more than tongue and cheek.

"

can't be persuaded?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you two going to have a fight? Can you do it naked and make it a wrestling match?

No, hahah. My post was nothing more than tongue and cheek.

We cant fight anyway, wouldn't want to ruin a bromance would we lol!!!

can't be persuaded? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do love a good party, but 3 hours is a long way for a party, and I haven't even angled for an invite yet!

Have an absolute scream, literally, enjoy the new house buddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sure you're gonna have room for everyone lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aaaw I guess that's me out, I much prefer men...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aaaw I guess that's me out, I much prefer men..."

Don't worry sexy, there will be men there as well haha!!! x

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Feel free to ask I will obviously have to limit numbers due to size but all invites will be considered it will eventually comedown to equal amounts of genders and statuses mixed with newbies and friends of old x

You mean there won't be ten men to every woman??

Of course not!!! If you had a party, would there be ten women to every man???? Lol!!!!

Sounds good to me!

It sure would be but I'm not greedy, well not much hopefully get an even balance x"

Ooh no I read that the other way round - 10 women to every man would be rubbish!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Feel free to ask I will obviously have to limit numbers due to size but all invites will be considered it will eventually comedown to equal amounts of genders and statuses mixed with newbies and friends of old x

You mean there won't be ten men to every woman??

Of course not!!! If you had a party, would there be ten women to every man???? Lol!!!!

Sounds good to me!

It sure would be but I'm not greedy, well not much hopefully get an even balance x

Ooh no I read that the other way round - 10 women to every man would be rubbish!!!"

Lol!!! Why is no one reading the thread!!! I will ensure there will be an even mix but at this rate I might just give up lol!!!! Only kidding by the way x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aaaw I guess that's me out, I much prefer men...

Don't worry sexy, there will be men there as well haha!!! x"

Phew! Ok if you could just start with sending names and addresses privately, we'll pop round and introduce ourselves before hand

Obviously we'll need yours immediately x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aaaw I guess that's me out, I much prefer men...

Don't worry sexy, there will be men there as well haha!!! x

Phew! Ok if you could just start with sending names and addresses privately, we'll pop round and introduce ourselves before hand

Obviously we'll need yours immediately x"

Of course it's 24 br......... Lincoln x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know ages ago we had that conversation about starting a swinging house/club ... Is this the practice run ?

Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aaaw I guess that's me out, I much prefer men...

Don't worry sexy, there will be men there as well haha!!! x

Phew! Ok if you could just start with sending names and addresses privately, we'll pop round and introduce ourselves before hand

Obviously we'll need yours immediately x

Of course it's 24 br......... Lincoln x"

Thank you, we'll be there soon - put the kettle on x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aaaw I guess that's me out, I much prefer men...

Don't worry sexy, there will be men there as well haha!!! x

Phew! Ok if you could just start with sending names and addresses privately, we'll pop round and introduce ourselves before hand

Obviously we'll need yours immediately x

Of course it's 24 br......... Lincoln x

Thank you, we'll be there soon - put the kettle on x"

Could do with moving in first lol!!! Next Friday ok for you? You could help me unpack lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know ages ago we had that conversation about starting a swinging house/club ... Is this the practice run ?

Xx "

Not secluded enough for that just a nice little social gathering I was hoping to have and lots of CAKE!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a party party or a party partaaaay.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aaaw I guess that's me out, I much prefer men...

Don't worry sexy, there will be men there as well haha!!! x

Phew! Ok if you could just start with sending names and addresses privately, we'll pop round and introduce ourselves before hand

Obviously we'll need yours immediately x

Of course it's 24 br......... Lincoln x

Thank you, we'll be there soon - put the kettle on x

Could do with moving in first lol!!! Next Friday ok for you? You could help me unpack lol!!!"

Ok that would probably be better. Yeah not a problem, we don't charge much for manual labour..

I'm pretty good with a paint brush too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you two going to have a fight? Can you do it naked and make it a wrestling match? "

Fight! Fight! ........ Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you two going to have a fight? Can you do it naked and make it a wrestling match?

Fight! Fight! ........ Lol"

No ones fighting!!! It's just freindly banter lol!!! I think!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you two going to have a fight? Can you do it naked and make it a wrestling match?

Fight! Fight! ........ Lol

No ones fighting!!! It's just freindly banter lol!!! I think!!!"

Note to self.........

Things to pack for the Party....sexy undies, killer heels, French maids outfit, feather duster, paddling pool, bottle of oil to grease up the boys ready to wrestle, whistle for refereeing..........make that a big paddling pool I will have to get in to referee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you two going to have a fight? Can you do it naked and make it a wrestling match?

Fight! Fight! ........ Lol

No ones fighting!!! It's just freindly banter lol!!! I think!!!

Note to self.........

Things to pack for the Party....sexy undies, killer heels, French maids outfit, feather duster, paddling pool, bottle of oil to grease up the boys ready to wrestle, whistle for refereeing..........make that a big paddling pool I will have to get in to referee "

What!!! No cake?

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Sounds fabulous. I jave years til I have the place to myself.

Although the kids are away from friday for a week so little clothing for me lol

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"Ohhhh enjoy your new place and your privacy.. I remember it well

My eldest lad has moved back in, temporarily of course!! "

I feel your pain! Mine moved out, moved back after 3 years. I feel oppressed now

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By *himaeraWoman
over a year ago

near derby.


"Are you two going to have a fight? Can you do it naked and make it a wrestling match?

Fight! Fight! ........ Lol

No ones fighting!!! It's just freindly banter lol!!! I think!!!

Note to self.........

Things to pack for the Party....sexy undies, killer heels, French maids outfit, feather duster, paddling pool, bottle of oil to grease up the boys ready to wrestle, whistle for refereeing..........make that a big paddling pool I will have to get in to referee

What!!! No cake? "

I made a chocolate cake yesterday, I've only eaten half of it shall I put it in the post for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you two going to have a fight? Can you do it naked and make it a wrestling match?

Fight! Fight! ........ Lol

No ones fighting!!! It's just freindly banter lol!!! I think!!!"

Lol It's friendly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Picking keys to the bachelor pad this Friday ))))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck in your new home.

Xxx

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