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Do you let rip anywhere ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In the office upstairs to me,one of the guys is forever breaking wind at his desk. It causes him no end of amusement, he doesn't even try to do it quietly !

I would never do that in a million years. Do you just let rip wherever you are?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes because farts are funny!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

No way - but Steve has little shame and seems quite proud of his trumps! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where i work its all men so u get used to it, but id hate it if a woman lifted her leg and done a loud exchange and mart

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

No but I have found that if I have been keeping one in it will come out in small but noisy parps when I try to walk. Each step has its own musical accompaniment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I try not to if I can help it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but I work with someone who thinks its hilarious to let rip all the time and waft it around

I may put laxatives in his drinks so one day he shits himself instead

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"No but I work with someone who thinks its hilarious to let rip all the time and waft it around

I may put laxatives in his drinks so one day he shits himself instead "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but I have found that if I have been keeping one in it will come out in small but noisy parps when I try to walk. Each step has its own musical accompaniment.

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like a duck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but I have found that if I have been keeping one in it will come out in small but noisy parps when I try to walk. Each step has its own musical accompaniment.

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See - hilarious!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No but I work with someone who thinks its hilarious to let rip all the time and waft it around

I may put laxatives in his drinks so one day he shits himself instead "

Actually the guy I'm talking about has handed in his notice, so I might try that before he leaves ! On a day when I have meetings out after I've made him a surprise brew!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but I have found that if I have been keeping one in it will come out in small but noisy parps when I try to walk. Each step has its own musical accompaniment.

"

Even worse when one runs up the stairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the office upstairs to me,one of the guys is forever breaking wind at his desk. It causes him no end of amusement, he doesn't even try to do it quietly !

I would never do that in a million years. Do you just let rip wherever you are? "

Anywhere and everywhere the louder the better. Or silent but deadly in a confined space like say an elevator full of people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The other half still thinks 'dutch ovens' and 'cupcakes' are hilarious!

Mrs xx

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

It's definitely one of the differences between men and women - men fart competitively and for amusement, women fart in stealth and, if found out, apologetically.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"No but I have found that if I have been keeping one in it will come out in small but noisy parps when I try to walk. Each step has its own musical accompaniment.

See - hilarious! "

No it's not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but I have found that if I have been keeping one in it will come out in small but noisy parps when I try to walk. Each step has its own musical accompaniment.

See - hilarious!

No it's not. "

I'm sitting here chuckling at the mental image of you trumping with each step. It's going to keep me amused for hours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very funny clip on youtube called Breaking The Barrier. Only short but very funny.

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By *lttattoocoupleCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"No but I work with someone who thinks its hilarious to let rip all the time and waft it around

I may put laxatives in his drinks so one day he shits himself instead "

Did this in my previous office job cause the staff drank my milk. Funnily enough it didn't happen again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't mean to, but one night I was on the bus home after a late shift and felt a build up of wind.I got off the bus,walked down the ginnel and let off the loudest,most rip roaring fart id ever done in my life.Typicaly, I then heard footsteps behind me.I just said 'evening', carried on walking and the woman followed me down my street,She lives just 6 doors down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've wanted to post this on here since I first saw it. Finally, this thread has given me the opportunity.....

http://youtu.be/TXGNuJ6wIes

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Where ever you may be

Let your wind blow free

Church or chaple

Let it rattle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The other half still thinks 'dutch ovens' and 'cupcakes' are hilarious!

Mrs xx"

They ARE!! My wife does them to me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where ever you may be

Let your wind blow free

Church or chaple

Let it rattle "

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"No but I work with someone who thinks its hilarious to let rip all the time and waft it around

I may put laxatives in his drinks so one day he shits himself instead

Did this in my previous office job cause the staff drank my milk. Funnily enough it didn't happen again "

I really hope you didn't as it would be classed as abuse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wots a dutch oven lol

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

my hubby thinks its funny.. I hate it if he does a loud one in the supermarket then makes out it was me grrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but I have found that if I have been keeping one in it will come out in small but noisy parps when I try to walk. Each step has its own musical accompaniment.

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pmsl !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wots a dutch oven lol"

Farting under the duvet then pulling it over your partners head lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but I work with someone who thinks its hilarious to let rip all the time and waft it around

I may put laxatives in his drinks so one day he shits himself instead

Did this in my previous office job cause the staff drank my milk. Funnily enough it didn't happen again

I really hope you didn't as it would be classed as abuse."

It can cause a heart attack too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My OH does star jump farts

Never fails to crease me up with laughter

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"It's definitely one of the differences between men and women - men fart competitively and for amusement, women fart in stealth and, if found out, apologetically."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wots a dutch oven lol

Farting under the duvet then pulling it over your partners head lol"

Precisely.

I've been told I fart like a man. More so after anal.

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a cupcake?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I like to do it in a lift, then skip out, leaving it contaminated and for someone else to take the blame

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I like to do it in a lift, then skip out, leaving it contaminated and for someone else to take the blame "

Wouldn't it be better to do a little bit out of the door at each floor then everyone waiting for the lift gets a waft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like to do it in a lift, then skip out, leaving it contaminated and for someone else to take the blame

Wouldn't it be better to do a little bit out of the door at each floor then everyone waiting for the lift gets a waft.

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Thats fantastic sphincter control

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but I work with someone who thinks its hilarious to let rip all the time and waft it around

I may put laxatives in his drinks so one day he shits himself instead

Did this in my previous office job cause the staff drank my milk. Funnily enough it didn't happen again

I really hope you didn't as it would be classed as abuse.

It can cause a heart attack too."

In the states that gets you thrown in jail.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I like to do it in a lift, then skip out, leaving it contaminated and for someone else to take the blame

Wouldn't it be better to do a little bit out of the door at each floor then everyone waiting for the lift gets a waft.

Thats fantastic sphincter control "

Mine is good until I start walking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's a cupcake?"

When you fart into your cupped hand and throw it in somebodies face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn't mean to, but one night I was on the bus home after a late shift and felt a build up of wind.I got off the bus,walked down the ginnel and let off the loudest,most rip roaring fart id ever done in my life.Typicaly, I then heard footsteps behind me.I just said 'evening', carried on walking and the woman followed me down my street,She lives just 6 doors down "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a work college who's 60 and thinks it hillarious. He even strikes these little kung fu poses before he lets go.

Personally i think its childish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes!! Farts are amusing!! I have ibs so holding it all in is a no no lol

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