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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haven't posted in this before but has to be a first time for everything

anyway it more of a moan than anything. On holidays at the mo in Portugal and getting eaten alive my skeeters.

That is all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

#mybad mosquitos not my skeeters lol

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"#mybad mosquitos not my skeeters lol

Repellant to nuke the buggers, citronella candles to choke them, Avon Skin So Soft dry oil so that you smell nice when youre killing them and if all else fails a rolled up newspaper to whack 'em.

Best I can do Im afraid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hahah thanks for your advice

I'll get eaten anyway..I've tried everything :P they just love me haha! Still I'd take the bites for the sun :D

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

You're in Portugal? My heart bleeds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy repellent that contains Deet. It's the only stuff that truly works.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yeah its amazing here

lovely and hot and white sand..great for lying out on :D

Deet? Oh okay haven't heard that before..I'll have a look for it later...Thanks :D

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.

"Buy repellent that contains Deet. It's the only stuff that truly works."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah its amazing here

lovely and hot and white sand..great for lying out on :D

Deet? Oh okay haven't heard that before..I'll have a look for it later...Thanks :D"

It's an ingredient not a brand so look at the list of active ingredients.

It's worked for me all over the world regardless of whether I've been in a rainforest, desert or sat on a beach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking odourless garlic tablets does keep them away. They're evil and the ones i grew up with were monsters the size of bats, i swear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yeah they're crazy mofos. They're not big here I don't think here...sneaky lil fuckers the are haha.

Oh okay I see...I will look for it thanks a million :D can't be dealing with the eating I'm getting haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drink tonic water. They dont like the quinin in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drink tonic water. They dont like the quinin in it "

That just combats malaria. It doesn't stop them biting...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat Marmite and take Vitamin B.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hopefully I don't get malaria...knowing my luck and being so accident prone I'd end up with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hopefully I don't get malaria...knowing my luck and being so accident prone I'd end up with it"

Highly unlikely in Portugal...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hopefully I don't get malaria...knowing my luck and being so accident prone I'd end up with it

Highly unlikely in Portugal..."

Haha I know...I'm only joking :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hopefully I don't get malaria...knowing my luck and being so accident prone I'd end up with it"

Don't think malaria is present in Portugal.could be wrong tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hopefully I don't get malaria...knowing my luck and being so accident prone I'd end up with it

Don't think malaria is present in Portugal.could be wrong tho "

Oh I think you're right..I'm only messing tho

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

lets face it folks we,ere doomed cos every time a plane arrives they are lined up with salt and pepper at the ready saying yummy meals on wheels has arrived

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mosquito's bloody love me lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"lets face it folks we,ere doomed cos every time a plane arrives they are lined up with salt and pepper at the ready saying yummy meals on wheels has arrived

Haha yep I saw them when we were landing. They had the lil hankies around they're necked and lil hands running together haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mosquito's bloody love me lol "

They love me too. We should start a support group :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mosquito's bloody love me lol

They love me too. We should start a support group :P"

Or just buy a suit of armour lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat plenty of garlic and drink Vodka it works for me I've never been bitten anything, been to Oz, Thailand, Singapore, all over Europe and America not one bite.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mosquito's bloody love me lol

They love me too. We should start a support group :P

Or just buy a suit of armour lol

Haha be like a knight..imagine that site sitting on the beach lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eat plenty of garlic and drink Vodka it works for me I've never been bitten anything, been to Oz, Thailand, Singapore, all over Europe and America not one bite."

Il remember that when I go turkey next month

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eat plenty of garlic and drink Vodka it works for me I've never been bitten anything, been to Oz, Thailand, Singapore, all over Europe and America not one bite."

Well the lack of vodka is defo not the problem haha. I think they like my blood for some reason lpl. .They just see me and think 'yeah ill have a feed of that' haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mosquito's bloody love me lol

They love me too. We should start a support group :P

Or just buy a suit of armour lol

Haha be like a knight..imagine that site sitting on the beach lol"

Haha swinging me broadsword around lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eat plenty of garlic and drink Vodka it works for me I've never been bitten anything, been to Oz, Thailand, Singapore, all over Europe and America not one bite.

Il remember that when I go turkey next month

Oh turkey lucky you

An excuse to drink loads

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mosquito's bloody love me lol

They love me too. We should start a support group :P

Or just buy a suit of armour lol

Haha be like a knight..imagine

that site sitting on the beach lol

Haha swinging me broadsword around lol

Haha and any mosquito that comes near you 'I challenge you to.a duel' hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eat plenty of garlic and drink Vodka it works for me I've never been bitten anything, been to Oz, Thailand, Singapore, all over Europe and America not one bite.

Well the lack of vodka is defo not the problem haha. I think they like my blood for some reason lpl. .They just see me and think 'yeah ill have a feed of that' haha"

Some people just attract them ( us) and some people don't ever get bitten. It's the same with every betting insect and they all love me. It must be cus Im sweet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mosquito's bloody love me lol

They love me too. We should start a support group :P

Or just buy a suit of armour lol

Haha be like a knight..imagine

that site sitting on the beach lol

Haha swinging me broadsword around lol

Haha and any mosquito that comes near you 'I challenge you to.a duel' hahaha"

Lol swap my sword for a fly swatter tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just come to terms with being part of the food chain. It's the circle of life

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eat plenty of garlic and drink Vodka it works for me I've never been bitten anything, been to Oz, Thailand, Singapore, all over Europe and America not one bite.

Well the lack of vodka is defo not the problem haha. I think they like my blood for some reason lpl. .They just see me and think 'yeah ill have a feed of that' haha

Some people just attract them ( us) and some people don't ever get bitten. It's the same with every betting insect and they all love me. It must be cus Im sweet lol"

Haha that's my excuse too :P too sweet and they get excited..that's the problem there :P

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just come to terms with being part of the food chain. It's the circle of life"

It's the circle....The circle of liiiife

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mosquito's bloody love me lol

They love me too. We should start a support group :P

Or just buy a suit of armour lol

Haha be like a knight..imagine

that site sitting on the beach lol

Haha swinging me broadsword around lol

Haha and any mosquito that comes near you 'I challenge you to.a duel' hahaha

Lol swap my sword for a fly swatter tho

I'll take a death ray and zap any lil fucker that comes near me haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just come to terms with being part of the food chain. It's the circle of life

It's the circle....The circle of liiiife"

Isn't that a song from the lion king? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just come to terms with being part of the food chain. It's the circle of life

It's the circle....The circle of liiiife

Isn't that a song from the lion king? Lol"

Yep the sentence circle of life set me off :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mosquito's bloody love me lol

They love me too. We should start a support group :P

Or just buy a suit of armour lol

Haha be like a knight..imagine

that site sitting on the beach lol

Haha swinging me broadsword around lol

Haha and any mosquito that comes near you 'I challenge you to.a duel' hahaha

Lol swap my sword for a fly swatter tho

I'll take a death ray and zap any lil fucker that comes near me haha"

Flame thrower would work wonders,even give you a tan lol

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

I think there may be a market for a mosquito bet poncho, they're very 'now' y'know!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think there may be a market for a mosquito bet poncho, they're very 'now' y'know!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mosquito's bloody love me lol

They love me too. We should start a support group :P

Or just buy a suit of armour lol

Haha be like a knight..imagine

that site sitting on the beach lol

Haha swinging me broadsword around lol

Haha and any mosquito that comes near you 'I challenge you to.a duel' hahaha

Lol swap my sword for a fly swatter tho

I'll take a death ray and zap any lil fucker that comes near me haha

Flame thrower would work wonders,even give you a tan lol"

I like that haha..a 2 in 1 kinda job :P get a tan and protect at the same time...I think there's money in that hah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think there may be a market for a mosquito bet poncho, they're very 'now' y'know!?

There's one by gucci I'm sure :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mosquito's bloody love me lol

They love me too. We should start a support group :P

Or just buy a suit of armour lol

Haha be like a knight..imagine

that site sitting on the beach lol

Haha swinging me broadsword around lol

Haha and any mosquito that comes near you 'I challenge you to.a duel' hahaha

Lol swap my sword for a fly swatter tho

I'll take a death ray and zap any lil fucker that comes near me haha

Flame thrower would work wonders,even give you a tan lol

I like that haha..a 2 in 1 kinda job :P get a tan and protect at the same time...I think there's money in that hah"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God I thought there was free drinks somewhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"God I thought there was free drinks somewhere

Hahah I wish :P

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mosquito's bloody love me lol

They love me too. We should start a support group :P

Or just buy a suit of armour lol

Haha be like a knight..imagine

that site sitting on the beach lol

Haha swinging me broadsword around lol

Haha and any mosquito that comes near you 'I challenge you to.a duel' hahaha

Lol swap my sword for a fly swatter tho

I'll take a death ray and zap any lil fucker that comes near me haha

Flame thrower would work wonders,even give you a tan lol

I like that haha..a 2 in 1 kinda job :P get a tan and protect at the same time...I think there's money in that hah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mosquito's bloody love me lol

They love me too. We should start a support group :P

Or just buy a suit of armour lol

Haha be like a knight..imagine

that site sitting on the beach lol

Haha swinging me broadsword around lol

Haha and any mosquito that comes near you 'I challenge you to.a duel' hahaha

Lol swap my sword for a fly swatter tho

I'll take a death ray and zap any lil fucker that comes near me haha

Flame thrower would work wonders,even give you a tan lol

I like that haha..a 2 in 1 kinda job :P get a tan and protect at the same time...I think there's money in that hah

Get some insect repellent and have a great holiday ;0)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mosquito's bloody love me lol

They love me too. We should start a support group :P

Or just buy a suit of armour lol

Haha be like a knight..imagine

that site sitting on the beach lol

Haha swinging me broadsword around lol

Haha and any mosquito that comes near you 'I challenge you to.a duel' hahaha

Lol swap my sword for a fly swatter tho

I'll take a death ray and zap any lil fucker that comes near me haha

Flame thrower would work wonders,even give you a tan lol

I like that haha..a 2 in 1 kinda job :P get a tan and protect at the same time...I think there's money in that hah

Get some insect repellent and have a great holiday ;0)"

Haha I'll try it but a few bites won't put me off :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mosquito's bloody love me lol

They love me too. We should start a support group :P

Or just buy a suit of armour lol

Haha be like a knight..imagine

that site sitting on the beach lol

Haha swinging me broadsword around lol

Haha and any mosquito that comes near you 'I challenge you to.a duel' hahaha

Lol swap my sword for a fly swatter tho

I'll take a death ray and zap any lil fucker that comes near me haha

Flame thrower would work wonders,even give you a tan lol

I like that haha..a 2 in 1 kinda job :P get a tan and protect at the same time...I think there's money in that hah

Get some insect repellent and have a great holiday ;0)

Haha I'll try it but a few bites won't put me off :P"

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Taking odourless garlic tablets does keep them away. They're evil and the ones i grew up with were monsters the size of bats, i swear. "

I agree with this, although it takes time to build up. I take garlic pearls every day as they do no harm and seeing as I used to look like Mrs Blobby as soon as I walked off the plane, I'm quite happy now as I only rarely get one or two bites now and they seldom blister up

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