FabSwingers.com forum: What would you sell your soul for?

By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Eternal youth? a monkey? a Fruit and nut bar? Madonna tickets? An England win on Sunday? Well, lets hear it!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Eternal youth? a monkey? a Fruit and nut bar? Madonna tickets? An England win on Sunday? Well, lets hear it!

a place in heaven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheryl Ty & Megan Fox worshipping my cock for 48 hours. That was easy.

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Eternal youth? a monkey? a Fruit and nut bar? Madonna tickets? An England win on Sunday? Well, lets hear it!

a place in heaven.

There is no swinging there i have heard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is the point of eternal life or youth when those you love grow old in pain and suffering around you, and eventually die, leaving you all alone in this world, having to make new friends and family for the cycle to be repeated over and over again?

Cue the plot line in Highlander in case one has not seen that film.

Or Aliens when Ripley discovered she has been asleep for over 50y and her daughter has passed away leaving her all on her own etc...

Back to the original question, nothing, I would not sell my soul for anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a place in heaven.

Apparently Hell is more fun, as all the naughty peeps end up there!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Eternal youth? a monkey? a Fruit and nut bar? Madonna tickets? An England win on Sunday? Well, lets hear it!

a place in heaven.

There is no swinging there i have heard!

i could open the first swingers club in heaven.

heavenly desires.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to be a perfect size 10 with 38dd breasts and full kissy lips lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a jammie dodger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for happiness for my daughter

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"a jammie dodger

I bet you stick your finger in the middle don't you !

I would sell my soul for someone to come finish my ironing.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I've already lost my soul... it fell out of my pocket whilst I was waiting for a bus. I tried to save it but it rolled down a drain.

If I still had one, I'd seriously consider using it as a down payment on some World Cup results.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a jammie dodger

I bet you stick your finger in the middle don't you !

I would sell my soul for someone to come finish my ironing."

noooo....i lick the middle out

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

noooo....i lick the middle out

Sounds like a position suitable for polo

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

i have no soul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

right at this minute !!!

a meet lol

desperate dan or what !!!!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"to be a perfect size 10 with 38dd breasts and full kissy lips lol "

and not fall over?

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By *ickens CiderMan
over a year ago

taunton

"Eternal youth? a monkey? a Fruit and nut bar? Madonna tickets? An England win on Sunday? Well, lets hear it!

Simply to have SEX... At least once before I die of... loneliness... sniffle sniffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eternal youth? a monkey? a Fruit and nut bar? Madonna tickets? An England win on Sunday? Well, lets hear it!

A week or longer under a duvet

with the delicious "tarkan"

and no.not the bleeding otter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who the fook is tarkan?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

The Turkish object of Peaches desires

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

a picture of dorian gray.who wouldnt sell thier soul.plus superb story.

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By *INKKKYMan
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL/ WIRRAL

Just one more league title win for Liverpool to keep us ahead of them pesky Mancs!!

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Just one more league title win for Liverpool to keep us ahead of them pesky Mancs!!

that cost two souls.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Just one more league title win for Liverpool to keep us ahead of them pesky Mancs!!

the devil is in the detail, dream on.

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Nothing i would sell my soul for with the exception of love and i have that free of charge so my soul aint for sale

Steve

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Nothing i would sell my soul for with the exception of love and i have that free of charge so my soul aint for sale

Steve "

nothing is free of charge.its just a price you are willing to pay.

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

sorry but the best things in life are free we just sometimes cant see how valueable these things are

Steve

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"sorry but the best things in life are free we just sometimes cant see how valueable these things are

Steve "

its a conflict of opinion.but i like your version.

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

I've sold mine already.

I was cheated.

Bell, book and candle, candle, book and bell, forwards and backwards to damn me to Hell.....

You shouldn't contemplate questions like this, unless you believe that when you die you are simply worm-food. You might just be inviting the offer of a lifetime (and of eternity?), you can be sure that wandering down to the crossroads at midnight isn't the only way to make your request heard, ole Nick's gonna have a computer and a broadband connection for sure! The question is, have you got the nerve to sign?

Well, have you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id be more than willing to sell mine in exchange for my uncle to recover from his newly discovered prostate camera's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think i sold mine a while ago for a kola kube shot.... hope he checked the contract because it likely been sold to a few people......

or i am the devil....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno about sellin but i might rent mine out a bit xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sorry but the best things in life are free we just sometimes cant see how valueable these things are

Steve "

Name some free things pls ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i still have a soul , peace on earth.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"sorry but the best things in life are free we just sometimes cant see how valueable these things are

Steve

Name some free things pls ? "

Vegetable peeler… well they were free at Morrison’s yesterday.

Blue plastic bags … when you buy fruit and veg from the market.

Prawn crackers … they always seem to come free with the meal.

I'm not sure how highly I'd rate any of them though.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Sunshine's free.

Birdsong's free

The smell of a flower is free

...(Disengage hippy mode)

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Frostbite is free.

Bird shit is free.

The smell of a fart is free.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm quite cheap me, I'd sell my soul for a donner kebab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a fit sexy guy in his forties with a beneateau first 50.......

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"sorry but the best things in life are free we just sometimes cant see how valueable these things are

Steve

Name some free things pls ? "

My Health

My familys health

being alive every morning (so far)

being allowed to do and say what i want

so many things are free to us in the uk that we take for granted, You should try going to live in some of the places i have and you will soon realise how much you get free around here.

Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sorry but the best things in life are free we just sometimes cant see how valueable these things are

Steve

Name some free things pls ?

My Health

My familys health

being alive every morning (so far)

being allowed to do and say what i want

so many things are free to us in the uk that we take for granted, You should try going to live in some of the places i have and you will soon realise how much you get free around here.

Steve

Oh gawd...... Steve.. STEVE!!! you've got five mins to tell me to shut up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Oh gawd...... Steve.. STEVE!!! you've got five mins to tell me to shut up

He isn't listening so...GRAN, SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP, now open wide and try one of these......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Oh gawd...... Steve.. STEVE!!! you've got five mins to tell me to shut up

He isn't listening so...GRAN, SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP, now open wide and try one of these......

I hit the delete button by mistake !!!

Ha! That made me laugh out loud

SO I WILL leave it xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I meant the cake ......not your teeny penis xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I meant the cake ......not your teeny penis xx "

"teeny" ? lol....bet I could....no, I will leave it too

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

lol yes i am listening but i have selective deafness.

Btw i am far too polite to tell you to shut up but i may not listen so say what ya like.

Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol yes i am listening but i have selective deafness.

Btw i am far too polite to tell you to shut up but i may not listen so say what ya like.

Steve

Nah .... the moment has passed xx mwah xx

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By *aintmikeMan
over a year ago

glasgow

IF I SOLD MY SOUL,, to the devil,, id want to have the power to fuck any woman i desired,,at any time anywhere in the world,,rich or poor,,""O"" and be fit to predict the lottery numbers as well and live in a hot country, and get served at a shop before posh looking people,,

that's all,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"IF I SOLD MY SOUL,, to the devil,, id want to have the power to fuck any woman i desired,,at any time anywhere in the world,,rich or poor,,""O"" and be fit to predict the lottery numbers as well and live in a hot country, and get served at a shop before posh looking people,,

that's all,

God that's vile.

Someone save the women and the posh 'looking' people!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I declare ME the devil and grant your wishes.

Before I grant wish one I will give all the women vaginal dentures !

Before I grant wish two I will make all betting winnings to be paid in chocolate coins

Before I grant wish three I must tell you that us REALLY posh people don't frequent the same shops as you plebs....... so no worries there dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I declare ME the devil and grant your wishes.

Oi i have told ya before i aint promoted ya yet xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I declare ME the devil and grant your wishes.

Oi i have told ya before i aint promoted ya yet xx

Sowwy Santa!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"I declare ME the devil and grant your wishes.

Before I grant wish one I will give all the women vaginal dentures !

Before I grant wish two I will make all betting winnings to be paid in chocolate coins

Before I grant wish three I must tell you that us REALLY posh people don't frequent the same shops as you plebs....... so no worries there dear

Thats such a good post i just had to read it again

Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new bed as mine is knackered and barely sleep

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