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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Admit im as pissed as a fart

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Oh ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh ffs "

bladdy family get togethers diamonds

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Admit im as pissed as a fart "

lol, remember that everything you write on here will come back to haunt you in the morning.

What you been drinking?

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Oh ffs

bladdy family get togethers diamonds "

Mamma Bear stop rubbing it in!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Oh ffs

bladdy family get togethers diamonds "

so we will have you pissed up falling all over the forums lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell us your secrets. And lots of gossip.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Now make sure you drink lots of water and if you feel rotten in the morning you only have yourself to blame". If you could imagine that in a shrill West Country voice with a note of exasperation and (if I'm speaking to the female half of the couple) add an addendum about taking any make up off before bed then you have essentially met my mother.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Admit im as pissed as a fart

lol, remember that everything you write on here will come back to haunt you in the morning.

What you been drinking? "

larger bicardi ermmm rest not sure....bladdy kids are going for adoption in the morning I dont care how old they are

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh ffs

bladdy family get togethers diamonds

Mamma Bear stop rubbing it in!!!"

remember c what I told you last nite now do as you a re told lil bear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh ffs

bladdy family get togethers diamonds so we will have you pissed up falling all over the forums lol

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god yeh now save me diamonds

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Oh ffs

bladdy family get togethers diamonds

Mamma Bear stop rubbing it in!!! remember c what I told you last nite now do as you a re told lil bear "

I am Mamma Bear. Water only till I pop to the shop for juice lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell us your secrets. And lots of gossip. "

I think pegs were involved ....no kids involved xx

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Admit im as pissed as a fart

lol, remember that everything you write on here will come back to haunt you in the morning.

What you been drinking?

larger bicardi ermmm rest not sure....bladdy kids are going for adoption in the morning I dont care how old they are "

That sounds like a plan, are they over 18 it might prove a little difficult

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""Now make sure you drink lots of water and if you feel rotten in the morning you only have yourself to blame". If you could imagine that in a shrill West Country voice with a note of exasperation and (if I'm speaking to the female half of the couple) add an addendum about taking any make up off before bed then you have essentially met my mother."

yep julesvhere. No make b up involced

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Tell us your secrets. And lots of gossip.

I think pegs were involved ....no kids involved xx"

Pegs! Where were these pegs placed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Admit im as pissed as a fart

lol, remember that everything you write on here will come back to haunt you in the morning.

What you been drinking?

larger bicardi ermmm rest not sure....bladdy kids are going for adoption in the morning I dont care how old they are

That sounds like a plan, are they over 18 it might prove a little difficult "

eldest 32 im gonna try. How very dare they get their mum bladdered

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Admit im as pissed as a fart

lol, remember that everything you write on here will come back to haunt you in the morning.

What you been drinking?

larger bicardi ermmm rest not sure....bladdy kids are going for adoption in the morning I dont care how old they are

That sounds like a plan, are they over 18 it might prove a little difficult

eldest 32 im gonna try. How very dare they get their mum bladdered"

How dare they indeed! I suppose you had no choice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell us your secrets. And lots of gossip.

I think pegs were involved ....no kids involved xx

Pegs! Where were these pegs placed?"

all over my face......gits...a comp to see who could takevthe most. I took 45

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Tell us your secrets. And lots of gossip. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Admit im as pissed as a fart

lol, remember that everything you write on here will come back to haunt you in the morning.

What you been drinking?

larger bicardi ermmm rest not sure....bladdy kids are going for adoption in the morning I dont care how old they are

That sounds like a plan, are they over 18 it might prove a little difficult

eldest 32 im gonna try. How very dare they get their mum bladdered

How dare they indeed! I suppose you had no choice "

They forced me...no respect for age.....buggers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell us your secrets. And lots of gossip.

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Tina. They abused me...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I would like to see a picture of you covered in pegs lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

C an I add I did cook ten pizzas un cake...and this is my thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would like to see a picture of you covered in pegs lol

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dont encourage them

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Tell us your secrets. And lots of gossip.

I think pegs were involved ....no kids involved xx

Pegs! Where were these pegs placed?

all over my face......gits...a comp to see who could takevthe most. I took 45"

This sounds like my kind of evening, is there pictorial evidence?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"C an I add I did cook ten pizzas un cake...and this is my thanks"

Ungrateful swines. Covering you in pegs, making you drink Bacardi and then eating ten pizzas and cake it just isn't on. Once you explain all this to the adoption society those kids will be placed by in time for Songs of Praise

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Tell us your secrets. And lots of gossip.

Tina. They abused me..."

Yes, but what gets us is them jumping the queue. We're all waiting in line to abuse you

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Tell us your secrets. And lots of gossip.

Tina. They abused me...

Yes, but what gets us is them jumping the queue. We're all waiting in line to abuse you "

She loves it Tina!!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

This should be good for a laff. Now where's my glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell us your secrets. And lots of gossip.

Tina. They abused me..."

Aww hugs. Rotters. x

Have another drink.....

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