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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Is everyone on this Saturday night? I'm about to shit myself watching a haunting

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I've had tons of messages today so I'm still answering them

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Is everyone on this Saturday night? I'm about to shit myself watching a haunting

Nice

We're watching a bit of telly about age gap relationships and drinking Pernod. Apparently young men want to have a sexual relationship with older women because they wanted to be sexual with their mothers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is everyone on this Saturday night? I'm about to shit myself watching a haunting

What side?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm catching up with television from the last two weeks. I've been out a lot and have a backlog.

How was the mussels?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been to watch inbetweeners 2 and now settled in bed for first match of the day of the new season!!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm procrastinating.

I've made a path to my bed in amongst all the shite I need to throw out!

I missed dinner so in going to make coffee and toast!

Then I'm going to park my arse!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Fucking autocarrot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is everyone on this Saturday night? I'm about to shit myself watching a haunting

Ewwwwww, just use a toilet !

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm having a lazy night since I spent yesterday and this morning with the FB and am feeling all languorous. I am also eating a bar (a small one; I managed to restrain myself somewhat) of Dairy Milk with jelly beans and popping candy. It shouldn't work (but it does)!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been to watch inbetweeners 2 and now settled in bed for first match of the day of the new season!!"

Is the film any good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aching first game of rugby in 6 months

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Is everyone on this Saturday night? I'm about to shit myself watching a haunting

What side?

I recorded it it's on pick x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been to watch inbetweeners 2 and now settled in bed for first match of the day of the new season!!

Is the film any good?"

Yeah really good well worth watching

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I've had tons of messages today so I'm still answering them

Oh any hot young men?? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching the pilot episode of Enlightenment, with a glass of Shiraz. Not concentrating on it because I've got a lot going on in my head right now

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Watching the pilot episode of Enlightenment, with a glass of Shiraz. Not concentrating on it because I've got a lot going on in my head right now

Does it hurt?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Is everyone on this Saturday night? I'm about to shit myself watching a haunting

I've been doing some more beading. I've finished two bracelets and made a third. I'll be doing more tomorrow but different styles to today's.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I've had tons of messages today so I'm still answering them

Oh any hot young men?? X"
you would be surprised what's been in my box today lots of sympathy messages on the back of I'm lonely thread lol

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"I've had tons of messages today so I'm still answering them

Oh any hot young men?? Xyou would be surprised what's been in my box today lots of sympathy messages on the back of I'm lonely thread lol

were they about football? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watching the pilot episode of Enlightenment, with a glass of Shiraz. Not concentrating on it because I've got a lot going on in my head right now

I mean Enlightened lol....shows how much I'm concentrating

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Most of my messages today came with cock avatars which made them fast and easy to deal with. The rest are waiting until I feel like replying.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I've had tons of messages today so I'm still answering them

Oh any hot young men?? Xyou would be surprised what's been in my box today lots of sympathy messages on the back of I'm lonely thread lol

were they about football? lol"
no they bloody weren't lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watching the pilot episode of Enlightenment, with a glass of Shiraz. Not concentrating on it because I've got a lot going on in my head right now

Does it hurt?

My head doesn't

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Best way to heat up leftover pizza.... anyone?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Best way to heat up leftover pizza.... anyone?

don't! Eat it cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is everyone on this Saturday night? I'm about to shit myself watching a haunting

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whats thatvun where c chee K y?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Best way to heat up leftover pizza.... anyone?

don't! Eat it cold

That's what I normally do...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best way to heat up leftover pizza.... anyone?

I have a setting on my microwave that's fantastic for it

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By *uperGuy68Man
over a year ago

Southampton

Glued to the forums, I'm a bloke....can't multi task!!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Best way to heat up leftover pizza.... anyone?

I have a setting on my microwave that's fantastic for it

Show off!!

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I'm finally watching da Vinci code

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching tv, reading the forum and trying to take my mind of my daughters as they went back to mum after their summer break with me today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best way to heat up leftover pizza.... anyone?

I have a setting on my microwave that's fantastic for it

Show off!!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

im watching day after tomorrow again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm finally watching da Vinci code "

Loved that series

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is everyone on this Saturday night? I'm about to shit myself watching a haunting

What side?

I recorded it it's on pick x"

nooo now Mr S gets the tv bloomin match of the day

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Best way to heat up leftover pizza.... anyone?

In the oven in the box.

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

My foot hurts, and I've got no Jaffa cakes, so I'm a miserable fucker

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Watching the pilot episode of Enlightenment, with a glass of Shiraz. Not concentrating on it because I've got a lot going on in my head right now

I mean Enlightened lol....shows how much I'm concentrating

Where is Enlightened on?

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"I'm finally watching da Vinci code

Loved that series

Was there a series? This is the film I'm watching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching Mickey Flannegan Out out tour dvd and having a cheeky Jager or two....probably twelve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm finally watching da Vinci code

Loved that series

Was there a series? This is the film I'm watching"

Sorry brain not in gear

I meant Da Vinci's Demons. But the Da Vinci Code is a cracking film as is Angels & Demons the sequel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watching the pilot episode of Enlightenment, with a glass of Shiraz. Not concentrating on it because I've got a lot going on in my head right now

I mean Enlightened lol....shows how much I'm concentrating

Where is Enlightened on?

It's a Sky Box Set

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I'm tucked up on bed cos I've got an early start for a car boot sale in the morning.

I'm giving the cat some love and wishing I didn't live alone cos I've got an itch I can't reach.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm recovering from being on cam, but I'm listening to an absolutely stupendous programme on the wireless about the Lockhart Plot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm recovering from being on cam, but I'm listening to an absolutely stupendous programme on the wireless about the Lockhart Plot

On cam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laid in bed watching the shawshank redemption with a glass of vino x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm watching Thor but thinking I may go on cam for some fun! What should I do?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I can't move in my own bed for cats

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I can't move in my own bed for cats

It saves putting your electric blanket on.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I can't move in my own bed for cats

It saves putting your electric blanket on.

it is on that's why they've surrounded me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My foot hurts, and I've got no Jaffa cakes, so I'm a miserable fucker"

Hows jaffa cakes going to make your foot better?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Is everyone on this Saturday night? I'm about to shit myself watching a haunting

whats thatvun where c chee K y?"

In English please

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Helllooooo, sorry I am late .

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"My foot hurts, and I've got no Jaffa cakes, so I'm a miserable fucker"

Get that foot seen to then!!! I reckon it's gout

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"My foot hurts, and I've got no Jaffa cakes, so I'm a miserable fucker

Hows jaffa cakes going to make your foot better?

It ain't he is a miserable bugger anyway lol

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Helllooooo, sorry I am late .

Helllllo gorgeous

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

"My foot hurts, and I've got no Jaffa cakes, so I'm a miserable fucker

Hows jaffa cakes going to make your foot better?

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Jaffa cakes make everything better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Helllooooo, sorry I am late .

Hey up lass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeky chops x

Come get your chops round my meat xxx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Helllooooo, sorry I am late .

Hey up lass

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What's going on then?

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

"My foot hurts, and I've got no Jaffa cakes, so I'm a miserable fucker

Hows jaffa cakes going to make your foot better?

It ain't he is a miserable bugger anyway lol

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You're so hurtful at times, its your fault I've got no Jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having had to suspend my fun temporarily due to having family lodging with me, I had the opportunity to nip out and spend 2 hours with a lovely guy. Then I had to be out of his quickly before his visiting family members returned!! Oh it's all go isn't it. Watching ironman now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Helllooooo, sorry I am late .

Hey up lass

What's going on then?"

Everyone is watching tv or recovering from cam experiences bemoaning fooked feet and jaffa cake crises, I think. Plus the usual stuff lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Helllooooo, sorry I am late .

Hey up lass

What's going on then?

Everyone is watching tv or recovering from cam experiences bemoaning fooked feet and jaffa cake crises, I think. Plus the usual stuff lol

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No MOTD thread though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just got in from work x nice hot bath needed xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't even watch it. Watched loads of footy today though.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"My foot hurts, and I've got no Jaffa cakes, so I'm a miserable fucker

Hows jaffa cakes going to make your foot better?

It ain't he is a miserable bugger anyway lol

You're so hurtful at times, its your fault I've got no Jaffa cakes

Ok whatever Trevor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top of the league and utd lost happy days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've just been out to dinner with a couple of friends! Very nice meal it was too

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Is everyone on this Saturday night? I'm about to shit myself watching a haunting

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So have you shit yourself yet?

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By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

London

I am try not to screetch when my unwelcome visitors make their presence known...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is everyone on this Saturday night? I'm about to shit myself watching a haunting

So have you shit yourself yet?"

Ewwwwww

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Is everyone on this Saturday night? I'm about to shit myself watching a haunting

So have you shit yourself yet?"

No not quite there was a wee dribble but no sign of shitting myself

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Is everyone on this Saturday night? I'm about to shit myself watching a haunting

So have you shit yourself yet?

No not quite there was a wee dribble but no sign of shitting myself

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Attention seeker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is everyone on this Saturday night? I'm about to shit myself watching a haunting

So have you shit yourself yet?

No not quite there was a wee dribble but no sign of shitting myself

Thank fook for that *phew*

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Is everyone on this Saturday night? I'm about to shit myself watching a haunting

So have you shit yourself yet?

No not quite there was a wee dribble but no sign of shitting myself

Attention seeker.

I know I can't help myself

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Is everyone on this Saturday night? I'm about to shit myself watching a haunting

So have you shit yourself yet?

No not quite there was a wee dribble but no sign of shitting myself

Attention seeker.

I know I can't help myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is everyone on this Saturday night? I'm about to shit myself watching a haunting

So have you shit yourself yet?

No not quite there was a wee dribble but no sign of shitting myself

Attention seeker.

I know I can't help myself

What? You need a comode too?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Iv taken a leaf out of sexy cuples book im getting pished not to pished just nicely pished

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