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"calculation gives me just 16 years to live . . . Well...that's the end of my healthy eating...healthy living regime!!!!" What you doing, smoking 200 a day? | |||
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"calculation gives me just 16 years to live . . . Well...that's the end of my healthy eating...healthy living regime!!!!" 86 isnt a bad innings stu. | |||
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"calculation gives me just 16 years to live . . . Well...that's the end of my healthy eating...healthy living regime!!!!" Its the chickens! Your at greater risk of bird flu! | |||
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"I plan to live forever so it's all irrelevant to me. (there's fookin optimism for ya!) " You probably will lol xx | |||
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"I plan to live forever so it's all irrelevant to me. (there's fookin optimism for ya!) You probably will lol xx " I ain't fookin dying till I've seen my beloved England win the World Cup. However long it takes! So there, ya stuck with me. | |||
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"I plan to live forever so it's all irrelevant to me. (there's fookin optimism for ya!) You probably will lol xx I ain't fookin dying till I've seen my beloved England win the World Cup. However long it takes! So there, ya stuck with me. " Mmmm i think its estimated ta be about 5 billion years more before the earth crashes inta the sun So they had better get there bloody finger out lol xx | |||
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"I plan to live forever so it's all irrelevant to me. (there's fookin optimism for ya!) You probably will lol xx I ain't fookin dying till I've seen my beloved England win the World Cup. However long it takes! So there, ya stuck with me. Mmmm i think its estimated ta be about 5 billion years more before the earth crashes inta the sun So they had better get there bloody finger out lol xx " The England rugby team will win it again long before that | |||
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"I plan to live forever so it's all irrelevant to me. (there's fookin optimism for ya!) You probably will lol xx I ain't fookin dying till I've seen my beloved England win the World Cup. However long it takes! So there, ya stuck with me. Mmmm i think its estimated ta be about 5 billion years more before the earth crashes inta the sun So they had better get there bloody finger out lol xx " tut... by then, humankind will have developed the ability to transport ourselves through the 4th dimension to another part of the universe that ISN'T threatened by a supernova and erect a new stadium to hold the World Cup in... although by then it will be called the Universe Cup as we'll have expanded to galaxies as yet undiscovered and after we've had a zillion wars with breakaway human factions we'll all cum.. sorry, come together in peace and harmony and play football.... and I'll be there to see England lift the first Universe Cup! See. Simples. | |||
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"calculation gives me just 16 years to live . . . Well...that's the end of my healthy eating...healthy living regime!!!!" my calculation gives me 97 years and 11 months | |||
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"I plan to live forever so it's all irrelevant to me. (there's fookin optimism for ya!) You probably will lol xx I ain't fookin dying till I've seen my beloved England win the World Cup. However long it takes! So there, ya stuck with me. Mmmm i think its estimated ta be about 5 billion years more before the earth crashes inta the sun So they had better get there bloody finger out lol xx tut... by then, humankind will have developed the ability to transport ourselves through the 4th dimension to another part of the universe that ISN'T threatened by a supernova and erect a new stadium to hold the World Cup in... although by then it will be called the Universe Cup as we'll have expanded to galaxies as yet undiscovered and after we've had a zillion wars with breakaway human factions we'll all cum.. sorry, come together in peace and harmony and play football.... and I'll be there to see England lift the first Universe Cup! See. Simples. " What with your optimism, won't you be lifting that cup? | |||
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"I plan to live forever so it's all irrelevant to me. (there's fookin optimism for ya!) You probably will lol xx I ain't fookin dying till I've seen my beloved England win the World Cup. However long it takes! So there, ya stuck with me. Mmmm i think its estimated ta be about 5 billion years more before the earth crashes inta the sun So they had better get there bloody finger out lol xx tut... by then, humankind will have developed the ability to transport ourselves through the 4th dimension to another part of the universe that ISN'T threatened by a supernova and erect a new stadium to hold the World Cup in... although by then it will be called the Universe Cup as we'll have expanded to galaxies as yet undiscovered and after we've had a zillion wars with breakaway human factions we'll all cum.. sorry, come together in peace and harmony and play football.... and I'll be there to see England lift the first Universe Cup! See. Simples. What with your optimism, won't you be lifting that cup?" No it will be 24 legged martian | |||
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" No it will be 24 legged martian " yeah, yeah, it took him all the first half to get his boots on | |||
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" No it will be 24 legged martian yeah, yeah, it took him all the first half to get his boots on" the games will be a cunt to get to,if your going by bus. | |||
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" No it will be 24 legged martian yeah, yeah, it took him all the first half to get his boots on the games will be a cunt to get to,if your going by bus. " or alternatively, the cock/cunt would be a sod to get to if the Martian had twenty 24 legs. with the way life and society is going it could well be a female football competition and Martian. just a thought : Gangbang for 12 anyone? | |||
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" ... What with your optimism, won't you be lifting that cup? No it will be 24 legged martian " As long as it's not the Germans..... or the French! | |||
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"I plan to live forever so it's all irrelevant to me. (there's fookin optimism for ya!) " not if you ever spill my drink again lol | |||
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