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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

calculation gives me just 16 years to live

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Well...that's the end of my healthy eating...healthy living regime!!!!

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By *-and-KCouple
over a year ago

Back of Beyond


"calculation gives me just 16 years to live

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Well...that's the end of my healthy eating...healthy living regime!!!!"

What you doing, smoking 200 a day?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"calculation gives me just 16 years to live

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Well...that's the end of my healthy eating...healthy living regime!!!!

What you doing, smoking 200 a day? "

never smoked...hardly drink...eat plenty of veggies etc......in think it just hates men

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"calculation gives me just 16 years to live

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Well...that's the end of my healthy eating...healthy living regime!!!!"

86 isnt a bad innings stu.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya think thats bad mine said I should have died on Tuesday April 4th 2006

And a box came up saying sorry your time has expired have a nice day xx

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"calculation gives me just 16 years to live

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Well...that's the end of my healthy eating...healthy living regime!!!!"

Its the chickens! Your at greater risk of bird flu!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I plan to live forever so it's all irrelevant to me.

(there's fookin optimism for ya!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I plan to live forever so it's all irrelevant to me.

(there's fookin optimism for ya!) "

You probably will lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I plan to live forever so it's all irrelevant to me.

(there's fookin optimism for ya!)

You probably will lol xx "

I ain't fookin dying till I've seen my beloved England win the World Cup. However long it takes! So there, ya stuck with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I plan to live forever so it's all irrelevant to me.

(there's fookin optimism for ya!)

You probably will lol xx

I ain't fookin dying till I've seen my beloved England win the World Cup. However long it takes! So there, ya stuck with me. "

Mmmm i think its estimated ta be about 5 billion years more before the earth crashes inta the sun

So they had better get there bloody finger out lol xx

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"I plan to live forever so it's all irrelevant to me.

(there's fookin optimism for ya!)

You probably will lol xx

I ain't fookin dying till I've seen my beloved England win the World Cup. However long it takes! So there, ya stuck with me.

Mmmm i think its estimated ta be about 5 billion years more before the earth crashes inta the sun

So they had better get there bloody finger out lol xx "

The England rugby team will win it again long before that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I plan to live forever so it's all irrelevant to me.

(there's fookin optimism for ya!)

You probably will lol xx

I ain't fookin dying till I've seen my beloved England win the World Cup. However long it takes! So there, ya stuck with me.

Mmmm i think its estimated ta be about 5 billion years more before the earth crashes inta the sun

So they had better get there bloody finger out lol xx "

tut... by then, humankind will have developed the ability to transport ourselves through the 4th dimension to another part of the universe that ISN'T threatened by a supernova and erect a new stadium to hold the World Cup in... although by then it will be called the Universe Cup as we'll have expanded to galaxies as yet undiscovered and after we've had a zillion wars with breakaway human factions we'll all cum.. sorry, come together in peace and harmony and play football.... and I'll be there to see England lift the first Universe Cup! See. Simples.

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By *nkednkinky_bbwWoman
over a year ago

cannock


"calculation gives me just 16 years to live

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Well...that's the end of my healthy eating...healthy living regime!!!!"

my calculation gives me 97 years and 11 months

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By *plpxp2Couple
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Mine was looking good till the battery in the clock went

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I plan to live forever so it's all irrelevant to me.

(there's fookin optimism for ya!)

You probably will lol xx

I ain't fookin dying till I've seen my beloved England win the World Cup. However long it takes! So there, ya stuck with me.

Mmmm i think its estimated ta be about 5 billion years more before the earth crashes inta the sun

So they had better get there bloody finger out lol xx

tut... by then, humankind will have developed the ability to transport ourselves through the 4th dimension to another part of the universe that ISN'T threatened by a supernova and erect a new stadium to hold the World Cup in... although by then it will be called the Universe Cup as we'll have expanded to galaxies as yet undiscovered and after we've had a zillion wars with breakaway human factions we'll all cum.. sorry, come together in peace and harmony and play football.... and I'll be there to see England lift the first Universe Cup! See. Simples. "

What with your optimism, won't you be lifting that cup?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

This is a recorded message. Dear old mushers has moved on...

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"I plan to live forever so it's all irrelevant to me.

(there's fookin optimism for ya!)

You probably will lol xx

I ain't fookin dying till I've seen my beloved England win the World Cup. However long it takes! So there, ya stuck with me.

Mmmm i think its estimated ta be about 5 billion years more before the earth crashes inta the sun

So they had better get there bloody finger out lol xx

tut... by then, humankind will have developed the ability to transport ourselves through the 4th dimension to another part of the universe that ISN'T threatened by a supernova and erect a new stadium to hold the World Cup in... although by then it will be called the Universe Cup as we'll have expanded to galaxies as yet undiscovered and after we've had a zillion wars with breakaway human factions we'll all cum.. sorry, come together in peace and harmony and play football.... and I'll be there to see England lift the first Universe Cup! See. Simples.

What with your optimism, won't you be lifting that cup?"

No it will be 24 legged martian

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


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No it will be 24 legged martian "

yeah, yeah, it took him all the first half to get his boots on

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


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No it will be 24 legged martian

yeah, yeah, it took him all the first half to get his boots on"

the games will be a cunt to get to,if your going by bus.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


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No it will be 24 legged martian

yeah, yeah, it took him all the first half to get his boots on

the games will be a cunt to get to,if your going by bus. "

or alternatively, the cock/cunt would be a sod to get to if the Martian had twenty 24 legs.

with the way life and society is going it could well be a female football competition and Martian.

just a thought : Gangbang for 12 anyone?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

23 even.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


" ...

What with your optimism, won't you be lifting that cup?

No it will be 24 legged martian "

As long as it's not the Germans..... or the French!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nov 23d 2043... keep the date free in your diaries, you'll be going to a cracking wake!

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By *cotscple4funCouple
over a year ago

lanarkshire


"I plan to live forever so it's all irrelevant to me.

(there's fookin optimism for ya!) "

not if you ever spill my drink again lol

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