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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

A thread dedicated to my mate Chipahoy and his failing puns.

Give him a run for his money.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

What's a chipahoy?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"What's a chipahoy?

"

It's what one sailor says to another when the spot another boat!

A

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines


"What's a chipahoy?

"

It's a me. I used to be a Googlewhack but was the victim of identity theft.

Most distressed to see my puns falling under the heading of 'puny'. I need to take a good, long, hard look at myself

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"What's a chipahoy?

It's what one sailor says to another when the spot another boat!

A"

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"What's a chipahoy?

It's a me. I used to be a Googlewhack but was the victim of identity theft.

Most distressed to see my puns falling under the heading of 'puny'. I need to take a good, long, hard look at myself "

oh yes I remember you

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"What's a chipahoy?

It's a me. I used to be a Googlewhack but was the victim of identity theft.

Most distressed to see my puns falling under the heading of 'puny'. I need to take a good, long, hard look at myself "

I once did some bad puns whilst cooking and these were deemed pinny by a ninny

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines


"oh yes I remember you "

And I you. Hello again

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"oh yes I remember you

And I you. Hello again"

hello, back. Its awhile since you where on

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

Yes, I got an 18 month ban for punning with undue care and attention.

I promised I was reformed but just can't help myself - I'm a confirmed and damned career punner

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"What's a chipahoy?

It's a me. I used to be a Googlewhack but was the victim of identity theft.

Most distressed to see my puns falling under the heading of 'puny'. I need to take a good, long, hard look at myself "

This is what happens if you bandy words about. I did warn you.

Go on chip away at the word mountain until you unearth a pun.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"What's a chipahoy?

It's a me. I used to be a Googlewhack but was the victim of identity theft.

Most distressed to see my puns falling under the heading of 'puny'. I need to take a good, long, hard look at myself "

See now if only people would stick to the same bloody names!

*welcome back!

A

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"oh yes I remember you

And I you. Hello againhello, back. Its awhile since you where on

"

I'm hoping he will finally get out and meet people at a social. I think most people like and eat chips.

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

Thank you Obi.

I tell you what happened, I was scared for my life.... One of the administrators on here threatened to attack me with the neck of a guitar - I said "Is that a fret"?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"oh yes I remember you

And I you. Hello againhello, back. Its awhile since you where on

I'm hoping he will finally get out and meet people at a social. I think most people like and eat chips.

"

I remember watching Chips on telly as a kid. Does he come with a huge chopper?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"oh yes I remember you

And I you. Hello againhello, back. Its awhile since you where on

I'm hoping he will finally get out and meet people at a social. I think most people like and eat chips.

I remember watching Chips on telly as a kid. Does he come with a huge chopper? "

To chop off your head?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are punes like prunes but without the R?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Are punes like prunes but without the R? "

They may be but I'm not sure punes are the same as puns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are punes like prunes but without the R?

They may be but I'm not sure punes are the same as puns.

"

Oh Der me lol....

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


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To chop off your head?"

That would bring me down to your level

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Are punes like prunes but without the R? "

No - they're like punts without the t.

*welcome back you pair too !

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are punes like prunes but without the R? "

Yes, and if you mix them with a popular orange soft drink you can make pune-tango.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Are punes like prunes but without the R?

No - they're like punts without the t.

*welcome back you pair too !

A"

Would a pun with a t sink without a race?

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines


"Would a pun with a t sink without a race? "

Excellent punnery Ina iz

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Would a pun with a t sink without a race?

Excellent punnery Ina iz"

That makes me sound like a Jewish character in a Marx brothers cross talk sketch

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Would a pun with a t sink without a race?

Excellent punnery Ina iz

That makes me sound like a Jewish character in a Marx brothers cross talk sketch "

Sums you up perfectly.

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

It's presumably better than Ina Iznt?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It's presumably better than Ina Iznt?"

You forgot the It? at the end there.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"It's presumably better than Ina Iznt?"

And streets ahead of Tin Zina, which makes me sound like android porn

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I do like a good pun fight.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I do like a good pun fight."

This is nothing like a good pun fight. It's just puntificating.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I do like a good pun fight.

This is nothing like a good pun fight. It's just puntificating.

"

Which could be the next series on the Wireless for Steve Punt

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I do like a good pun fight.

This is nothing like a good pun fight. It's just puntificating.

Which could be the next series on the Wireless for Steve Punt "

It's not called wireless Tina - it's wi-fi !

A

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I do like a good pun fight.

This is nothing like a good pun fight. It's just puntificating.

Which could be the next series on the Wireless for Steve Punt

It's not called wireless Tina - it's wi-fi !

A"

Pronounced whiffy (see Chris Addison sketch).

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I do like a good pun fight.

This is nothing like a good pun fight. It's just puntificating.

Which could be the next series on the Wireless for Steve Punt

It's not called wireless Tina - it's wi-fi !

A"

Not when you listen to the Home Service on it, it isn't. I love the way the room goes black and white when I turn it on

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I do like a good pun fight.

This is nothing like a good pun fight. It's just puntificating.

Which could be the next series on the Wireless for Steve Punt

It's not called wireless Tina - it's wi-fi !

A

Not when you listen to the Home Service on it, it isn't. I love the way the room goes black and white when I turn it on "

When he was very little a child I know asked me what it was like when colour came to the world. This was on the basis that all the pictures were black and white and then went into colour.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I do like a good pun fight.

This is nothing like a good pun fight. It's just puntificating.

Which could be the next series on the Wireless for Steve Punt

It's not called wireless Tina - it's wi-fi !

A

Not when you listen to the Home Service on it, it isn't. I love the way the room goes black and white when I turn it on "

Everything looks better in black and white!

A

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I do like a good pun fight.

This is nothing like a good pun fight. It's just puntificating.

Which could be the next series on the Wireless for Steve Punt

It's not called wireless Tina - it's wi-fi !

A

Not when you listen to the Home Service on it, it isn't. I love the way the room goes black and white when I turn it on

Everything looks better in black and white!

A"

My red dress doesn't.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I do like a good pun fight.

This is nothing like a good pun fight. It's just puntificating.

Which could be the next series on the Wireless for Steve Punt

It's not called wireless Tina - it's wi-fi !

A

Not when you listen to the Home Service on it, it isn't. I love the way the room goes black and white when I turn it on

Everything looks better in black and white!

A"

I look better in black and black, in a picture taken down a coal hole at night.

Anyway, back to the puns, or punts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are punes like prunes but without the R?

No - they're like punts without the t.

*welcome back you pair too !

A"

So puns then? And thanking you

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"

So puns then? And thanking you "

All this talk about buns is making me peckish

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I have no idea who you are but I think I like you already.

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