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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Morning rat bags 2 hours to go and im off to my bed. Hope you all have a good day while im giving it Zzzzzzz

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

I cant bloody sleep! so I might have to try some zzzzzzzzzz too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning you sexy lot and Bladey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning pp x

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By *tormxxxxxMan
over a year ago

swansea

Morns??

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Good morning you sexy lot and Bladey

Your so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning pp x"

Morning Miss Suckable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning you sexy lot and Bladey

Your so funny

thought you was going to sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning rat bags 2 hours to go and im off to my bed. Hope you all have a good day while im giving it Zzzzzzz "

morning bladey.

Family get together later. Not had everyone together all in one place for ages, think its gonba get messy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cant bloody sleep! so I might have to try some zzzzzzzzzz too lol

morning shortie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning xx"

Morning princess xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning you sexy lot and Bladey

Morning pp

BLloody hell its like the waltens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morns??"

Morning storm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning you sexy lot and Bladey

Your so funny

thought you was going to sleep

hes gotta get home first xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning you sexy lot and Bladey

Morning pp

BLloody hell its like the waltens.

Morning Sexy

I'll give you one even though you haven't given me one X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning you sexy lot and Bladey

Morning pp

BLloody hell its like the waltens.

Morning Sexy

I'll give you one even though you haven't given me one X

give me one anytime pp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning you sexy lot and Bladey

Morning pp

BLloody hell its like the waltens.

Morning Sexy

I'll give you one even though you haven't given me one X

give me one anytime pp

Oo'er missus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all . 3 bloody morning threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning, lovely start in London

Wank

Breakfast

Beer

Football

Beer

Zzzzzzzz

Welcome back the football season

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all . 3 bloody morning threads

Morning Mate, nowt to do with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning, lovely start in London

Wank

Breakfast

Beer

Football

Beer

Zzzzzzzz

Welcome back the football season

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just wank n beer here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all . 3 bloody morning threads

Morning Mate, nowt to do with me

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Morning mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone mention Beer ?

Mornin all

Gimpus Erectus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone mention Beer ?

Mornin all

Gimpus Erectus

Morning a bit early for a wobble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone mention Beer ?

Mornin all

Gimpus Erectus

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Good morning Mr Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all . 3 bloody morning threads

morning mard arse. Its cos you stayed in bed xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to bed alone and wake up beside someone...

Wouldnt be so bad if she didnt snore lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone mention Beer ?

Mornin all

Gimpus Erectus

Morning a bit early for a wobble

Mornin Flobalob, Saving me Wobble for tonight

Gimpus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone mention Beer ?

Mornin all

Gimpus Erectus

Good morning Mr Gimp "

Mornin Mr Tosher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone mention Beer ?

Mornin all

Gimpus Erectus

bit too early for beer but xx an make me a cuppa gimp xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone mention Beer ?

Mornin all

Gimpus Erectus

Morning a bit early for a wobble

Mornin Flobalob, Saving me Wobble for tonight

Gimpus"

thats ok then, carry on wibbling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone mention Beer ?

Mornin all

Gimpus Erectus

bit too early for beer but xx an make me a cuppa gimp xx"

Never too early Mrs Sex..Bloody ell do i av to do ALL the work

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone mention Beer ?

Mornin all

Gimpus Erectus

bit too early for beer but xx an make me a cuppa gimp xx

Never too early Mrs Sex..Bloody ell do i av to do ALL the work

Gimp"

If ya putting the kettle on and may I join you Mrs Sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all . 3 bloody morning threads

morning mard arse. Its cos you stayed in bed xx"
Good morning to you my gorgeous soggy assed friend ( see I can be nice )

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over a year ago

"Go to bed alone and wake up beside someone...

Wouldnt be so bad if she didnt snore lol

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Ewwww are you in bed with my ex wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone mention Beer ?

Mornin all

Gimpus Erectus

bit too early for beer but xx an make me a cuppa gimp xx

Never too early Mrs Sex..Bloody ell do i av to do ALL the work

Gimp

If ya putting the kettle on and may I join you Mrs Sex

Oooo were gonna have a Tea Party, How jolly Quaint

Floppity Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon sarnie please Jane...

Cheers luv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone mention Beer ?

Mornin all

Gimpus Erectus

bit too early for beer but xx an make me a cuppa gimp xx

Never too early Mrs Sex..Bloody ell do i av to do ALL the work

Gimp

If ya putting the kettle on and may I join you Mrs Sex

Oooo were gonna have a Tea Party, How jolly Quaint

Floppity Gimp

"
Some bloody tea party . Lazy twats ain't even banged the kettle on yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacon sarnie please Jane...

Cheers luv

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Brown or white ? Sauce ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone mention Beer ?

Mornin all

Gimpus Erectus

bit too early for beer but xx an make me a cuppa gimp xx

Never too early Mrs Sex..Bloody ell do i av to do ALL the work

Gimp

If ya putting the kettle on and may I join you Mrs Sex

Oooo were gonna have a Tea Party, How jolly Quaint

Floppity Gimp

Some bloody tea party . Lazy twats ain't even banged the kettle on yet

They are Wimmin Tosher, They will be in the Scullery gossipin for hours yet

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone mention Beer ?

Mornin all

Gimpus Erectus

bit too early for beer but xx an make me a cuppa gimp xx

Never too early Mrs Sex..Bloody ell do i av to do ALL the work

yep

Gimp"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone mention Beer ?

Mornin all

Gimpus Erectus

bit too earlier for beer but xx an make me a cuppa gimp xx

Never too early Mrs Sex..Bloody ell do i av to do ALL the work

Gimp

If ya putting the kettle on and may I join you Mrs Sex

Oooo were gonna have a Tea Party, How jolly Quaint

Floppity Gimp

Some bloody tea party . Lazy twats ain't even banged the kettle on yet

They are Wimmin Tosher, They will be in the Scullery gossipin for hours yet

Gimp"
They have been in there for ages and cannot even smell bacon yet . I need to start putting me foot down with a firm hand . ( think that's right )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone mention Beer ?

Mornin all

Gimpus Erectus

bit too early for beer but xx an make me a cuppa gimp xx

Never too early Mrs Sex..Bloody ell do i av to do ALL the work

Gimp

If ya putting the kettle on and may I join you Mrs Sex

Oooo were gonna have a Tea Party, How jolly Quaint

Floppity Gimp

Some bloody tea party . Lazy twats ain't even banged the kettle on yet

They are Wimmin Tosher, They will be in the Scullery gossipin for hours yet

Gimp"

we dont gossip we talk good shit xx.

and kettles on we can multitask ya know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone mention Beer ?

Mornin all

Gimpus Erectus

bit too early for beer but xx an make me a cuppa gimp xx

Never too early Mrs Sex..Bloody ell do i av to do ALL the work

Gimp

If ya putting the kettle on and may I join you Mrs Sex

Oooo were gonna have a Tea Party, How jolly Quaint

Floppity Gimp

Some bloody tea party . Lazy twats ain't even banged the kettle on yet

Blame the Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all . 3 bloody morning threads

morning mard arse. Its cos you stayed in bed xxGood morning to you my gorgeous soggy assed friend ( see I can be nice )

must be an off day but hey ill take compliments where ever I can get em

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Nearly home time hope the blasted motorways quiet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacon sarnie please Jane...

Cheers luv

Brown or white ? Sauce ?

White bread.. brown sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all . 3 bloody morning threads

morning mard arse. Its cos you stayed in bed xxGood morning to you my gorgeous soggy assed friend ( see I can be nice )

must be an off day but hey ill take compliments where ever I can get em

"
I have woke up in a good mood ..Hows yer ass for soggyness

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Ow an steak an chips for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacon sarnie please Jane...

Cheers luv

Brown or white ? Sauce ?

White bread.. brown sauce "
On its way oh big breasted one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone mention Beer ?

Mornin all

Gimpus Erectus

bit too early for beer but xx an make me a cuppa gimp xx

Never too early Mrs Sex..Bloody ell do i av to do ALL the work

Gimp

If ya putting the kettle on and may I join you Mrs Sex

Oooo were gonna have a Tea Party, How jolly Quaint

Floppity Gimp

Some bloody tea party . Lazy twats ain't even banged the kettle on yet

They are Wimmin Tosher, They will be in the Scullery gossipin for hours yet

Gimp

we dont gossip we talk good shit xx.

and kettles on we can multitask ya know"

Oh dont i know it

Praise the Lord for Multitasking wimmin

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacon sarnie please Jane...

Cheers luv

Brown or white ? Sauce ?

White bread.. brown sauce On its way oh big breasted one

I was perving your pics and thought nice cock.. not a bad body for an old geezer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacon sarnie please Jane...

Cheers luv

Brown or white ? Sauce ?

White bread.. brown sauce On its way oh big breasted one

I was perving your pics and thought nice cock.. not a bad body for an old geezer lol

OUCH!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm near Birmingham. Not been so far north for yonks! Funny accents lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacon sarnie please Jane...

Cheers luv

Brown or white ? Sauce ?

White bread.. brown sauce On its way oh big breasted one

I was perving your pics and thought nice cock.. not a bad body for an old geezer lol

"
You say anything for a bacon sarnie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all xx

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Morning all.

Just waiting for the alarm to go off then I'm up and at 'em! Car booting again today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacon sarnie please Jane...

Cheers luv

Brown or white ? Sauce ?

White bread.. brown sauce On its way oh big breasted one

I was perving your pics and thought nice cock.. not a bad body for an old geezer lol

"
I was perving at yours and thought " ooo thats reminds me . Must get a couple of melons today when I do me shopping "

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Bacon sarnie please Jane...

Cheers luv

Brown or white ? Sauce ?

White bread.. brown sauce On its way oh big breasted one

I was perving your pics and thought nice cock.. not a bad body for an old geezer lol

Ohhhhh thats gota hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm near Birmingham. Not been so far north for yonks! Funny accents lol

We got back from up Norff last night n i'm having to relearn Inglish Innit

Suvern Gimp

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Morning all.

Just waiting for the alarm to go off then I'm up and at 'em! Car booting again today.

Bloody late car booters up your way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all.

Just waiting for the alarm to go off then I'm up and at 'em! Car booting again today.

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Go on . Be a devil and get up before the alarm goes off . Oh and while yer up be a darling and bang kettle on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacon sarnie please Jane...

Cheers luv

Brown or white ? Sauce ?

White bread.. brown sauce On its way oh big breasted one

I was perving your pics and thought nice cock.. not a bad body for an old geezer lol

I was perving at yours and thought " ooo thats reminds me . Must get a couple of melons today when I do me shopping "

Oh dearest jane u do make me smile... no wheres my bacon sarnie dammit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all.

Just waiting for the alarm to go off then I'm up and at 'em! Car booting again today.

Ooooh i love a car boot.. just walking round and pretending im on bargain hunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacon sarnie please Jane...

Cheers luv

Brown or white ? Sauce ?

White bread.. brown sauce On its way oh big breasted one

I was perving your pics and thought nice cock.. not a bad body for an old geezer lol

I was perving at yours and thought " ooo thats reminds me . Must get a couple of melons today when I do me shopping "

Oh dearest jane u do make me smile... no wheres my bacon sarnie dammit

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacon sarnie please Jane...

Cheers luv

Brown or white ? Sauce ?

White bread.. brown sauce On its way oh big breasted one

I was perving your pics and thought nice cock.. not a bad body for an old geezer lol

Ohhhhh thats gota hurt

"
Nah . I will just settle for the nice cock not bad body bit . And to be fair .I am no spring chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll make my own coffee seeing how the wimmin are gossiping and the rest are just perverts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacon sarnie please Jane...

Cheers luv

Brown or white ? Sauce ?

White bread.. brown sauce On its way oh big breasted one

I was perving your pics and thought nice cock.. not a bad body for an old geezer lol

I was perving at yours and thought " ooo thats reminds me . Must get a couple of melons today when I do me shopping "

Oh dearest jane u do make me smile... no wheres my bacon sarnie dammit

"
Give me chance Giles . Yer so demanding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all you lovely lot. Not sure why I'm awake so early when it's my first lie in all week! Blade - you sticking the kettle on ? Mines black tea no sugar thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacon sarnie please Jane...

Cheers luv

Brown or white ? Sauce ?

White bread.. brown sauce On its way oh big breasted one

I was perving your pics and thought nice cock.. not a bad body for an old geezer lol

Ohhhhh thats gota hurt

Nah . I will just settle for the nice cock not bad body bit . And to be fair .I am no spring chicken

Ya best get some oil for that spring

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over a year ago

"I'll make my own coffee seeing how the wimmin are gossiping and the rest are just perverts

I prefer the term voyeur..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacon sarnie please Jane...

Cheers luv

Brown or white ? Sauce ?

White bread.. brown sauce On its way oh big breasted one

I was perving your pics and thought nice cock.. not a bad body for an old geezer lol

I was perving at yours and thought " ooo thats reminds me . Must get a couple of melons today when I do me shopping "

Oh dearest jane u do make me smile... no wheres my bacon sarnie dammit

Give me chance Giles . Yer so demanding

*cracks riding crop across the kitchen counter*

NOW GET COOKING BITCH BOY ELSE THIS IS BEING STRUCK ACROSS YOUR ASS!!!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Morning all.

Just waiting for the alarm to go off then I'm up and at 'em! Car booting again today.

Bloody late car booters up your way "

Today's doesn't start till ten!

Tomorrow, however, will be an early start. But since that one's less then a mile away at least it won't be ridiculously early.

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over a year ago

"I'll make my own coffee seeing how the wimmin are gossiping and the rest are just perverts

I prefer the term voyeur..

Thats just a posh word for the same meaning is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacon sarnie please Jane...

Cheers luv

Brown or white ? Sauce ?

White bread.. brown sauce On its way oh big breasted one

I was perving your pics and thought nice cock.. not a bad body for an old geezer lol

I was perving at yours and thought " ooo thats reminds me . Must get a couple of melons today when I do me shopping "

Oh dearest jane u do make me smile... no wheres my bacon sarnie dammit

Give me chance Giles . Yer so demanding

*cracks riding crop across the kitchen counter*

NOW GET COOKING BITCH BOY ELSE THIS IS BEING STRUCK ACROSS YOUR ASS!!!

"
Kinky mare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll make my own coffee seeing how the wimmin are gossiping and the rest are just perverts

I prefer the term voyeur..

Thats just a posh word for the same meaning is it

Shushhh im hoping some wont catch on to that... besides being from a relatively snooty place its gotta sound good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just had 6 fabs . Was real chuffed then saw that 5 was off a guy and 1 off a sexual deviant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacon sarnie please Jane...

Cheers luv

Brown or white ? Sauce ?

White bread.. brown sauce On its way oh big breasted one

I was perving your pics and thought nice cock.. not a bad body for an old geezer lol

I was perving at yours and thought " ooo thats reminds me . Must get a couple of melons today when I do me shopping "

Oh dearest jane u do make me smile... no wheres my bacon sarnie dammit

Give me chance Giles . Yer so demanding

*cracks riding crop across the kitchen counter*

NOW GET COOKING BITCH BOY ELSE THIS IS BEING STRUCK ACROSS YOUR ASS!!!

Kinky mare

Are you calling me a horse? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY CALLING ME A HORSE?! right get on all 4s so i can saddle you up.. lets play games

*cracks whip across ur arse n shouts out giddy up*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just had 6 fabs . Was real chuffed then saw that 5 was off a guy and 1 off a sexual deviant

Check you out, so whats his name then this sexual deviant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll make my own coffee seeing how the wimmin are gossiping and the rest are just perverts

I prefer the term voyeur..

Thats just a posh word for the same meaning is it

Shushhh im hoping some wont catch on to that... besides being from a relatively snooty place its gotta sound good "
I noticed Giles cause as yer know.I can do posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just had 6 fabs . Was real chuffed then saw that 5 was off a guy and 1 off a sexual deviant

Check you out, so whats his name then this sexual deviant

"
Would have to kill yer if I told yer

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Morning all. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll make my own coffee seeing how the wimmin are gossiping and the rest are just perverts

I prefer the term voyeur..

Thats just a posh word for the same meaning is it

Shushhh im hoping some wont catch on to that... besides being from a relatively snooty place its gotta sound good I noticed Giles cause as yer know.I can do posh

Common as muck you are mz mcdonald lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just had 6 fabs . Was real chuffed then saw that 5 was off a guy and 1 off a sexual deviant

Check you out, so whats his name then this sexual deviant

Would have to kill yer if I told yer

Fair enuff, have fun and don't forget the lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacon sarnie please Jane...

Cheers luv

Brown or white ? Sauce ?

White bread.. brown sauce On its way oh big breasted one

I was perving your pics and thought nice cock.. not a bad body for an old geezer lol

I was perving at yours and thought " ooo thats reminds me . Must get a couple of melons today when I do me shopping "

Oh dearest jane u do make me smile... no wheres my bacon sarnie dammit

Give me chance Giles . Yer so demanding

*cracks riding crop across the kitchen counter*

NOW GET COOKING BITCH BOY ELSE THIS IS BEING STRUCK ACROSS YOUR ASS!!!

Kinky mare

Are you calling me a horse? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY CALLING ME A HORSE?! right get on all 4s so i can saddle you up.. lets play games

*cracks whip across ur arse n shouts out giddy up*

"
All 4s ? At my age !!! I'd never get up

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By *uggarbunnyWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Morning all you lovley people. Woke up by the sun streaming through my windows. X

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over a year ago

"I'll make my own coffee seeing how the wimmin are gossiping and the rest are just perverts

I prefer the term voyeur..

Thats just a posh word for the same meaning is it

Shushhh im hoping some wont catch on to that... besides being from a relatively snooty place its gotta sound good I noticed Giles cause as yer know.I can do posh

Common as muck you are mz mcdonald lol"
One does try . And my elocution lessons are helping me terribly. One thinks . ( not bad hey)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all you lovley people. Woke up by the sun streaming through my windows. X"

Good morning

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over a year ago

"I'll make my own coffee seeing how the wimmin are gossiping and the rest are just perverts

I prefer the term voyeur..

Thats just a posh word for the same meaning is it

Shushhh im hoping some wont catch on to that... besides being from a relatively snooty place its gotta sound good I noticed Giles cause as yer know.I can do posh

Common as muck you are mz mcdonald lol One does try . And my elocution lessons are helping me terribly. One thinks . ( not bad hey) "

Be careful ya dont Elecute yaself there Fella

Gimp Innit

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over a year ago

"Morning all you lovley people. Woke up by the sun streaming through my windows. X"
Lucky you . Woke up with bird shit on mine

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

morning all .. loving the early banter today .. not buying melons today . but mmmm cute always makes me smile .. (and get stirrings in the trouser department)

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over a year ago

"I'll make my own coffee seeing how the wimmin are gossiping and the rest are just perverts

I prefer the term voyeur..

Thats just a posh word for the same meaning is it

Shushhh im hoping some wont catch on to that... besides being from a relatively snooty place its gotta sound good I noticed Giles cause as yer know.I can do posh

Common as muck you are mz mcdonald lol One does try . And my elocution lessons are helping me terribly. One thinks . ( not bad hey)

Be careful ya dont Elecute yaself there Fella

Gimp Innit

"
Nah always wear me rubber wellies for classes . No flies on me

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over a year ago

"morning all .. loving the early banter today .. not buying melons today . but mmmm cute always makes me smile .. (and get stirrings in the trouser department)"

Some how I don't think Debenhams would be too happy about that.

Morning

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over a year ago

"morning all .. loving the early banter today .. not buying melons today . but mmmm cute always makes me smile .. (and get stirrings in the trouser department)

Some how I don't think Debenhams would be too happy about that.

Morning

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Hey mate that was quite funny for you

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over a year ago

"morning all .. loving the early banter today .. not buying melons today . but mmmm cute always makes me smile .. (and get stirrings in the trouser department)"

You just want the whip dont you..

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over a year ago

"morning all .. loving the early banter today .. not buying melons today . but mmmm cute always makes me smile .. (and get stirrings in the trouser department)

Some how I don't think Debenhams would be too happy about that.

Morning

Hey mate that was quite funny for you

cheers Trigger now stand still so Cute can mount you

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Good morning all .

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

haha .. only brewing tea in debenhams .. wheres that whip .. ive assumed the position

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all. X"

Morning X

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over a year ago

"morning all .. loving the early banter today .. not buying melons today . but mmmm cute always makes me smile .. (and get stirrings in the trouser department)

Some how I don't think Debenhams would be too happy about that.

Morning

Hey mate that was quite funny for you

cheers Trigger now stand still so Cute can mount you

"
I would buck her . ( I think thats right ) or is it a f

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning all. X"
Good morning x

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over a year ago

"morning all .. loving the early banter today .. not buying melons today . but mmmm cute always makes me smile .. (and get stirrings in the trouser department)

Some how I don't think Debenhams would be too happy about that.

Morning

Hey mate that was quite funny for you

cheers Trigger now stand still so Cute can mount you

I would buck her . ( I think thats right ) or is it a f

I think she has other ideas for you

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over a year ago

"I'll make my own coffee seeing how the wimmin are gossiping and the rest are just perverts

I prefer the term voyeur..

Thats just a posh word for the same meaning is it

Shushhh im hoping some wont catch on to that... besides being from a relatively snooty place its gotta sound good I noticed Giles cause as yer know.I can do posh

Common as muck you are mz mcdonald lol One does try . And my elocution lessons are helping me terribly. One thinks . ( not bad hey)

Be careful ya dont Elecute yaself there Fella

Gimp Innit

Nah always wear me rubber wellies for classes . No flies on me

i fort we was talkin about Elocution classes not sheep sharing..or shearing whateverrrrr

Gimp

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over a year ago

"I'll make my own coffee seeing how the wimmin are gossiping and the rest are just perverts

I prefer the term voyeur..

Thats just a posh word for the same meaning is it

Shushhh im hoping some wont catch on to that... besides being from a relatively snooty place its gotta sound good I noticed Giles cause as yer know.I can do posh

Common as muck you are mz mcdonald lol One does try . And my elocution lessons are helping me terribly. One thinks . ( not bad hey)

Be careful ya dont Elecute yaself there Fella

Gimp Innit

Nah always wear me rubber wellies for classes . No flies on me

i fort we was talkin about Elocution classes not sheep sharing..or shearing whateverrrrr

Gimp

"
Nah . Been there . Done that . Got the wolly T shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well I'd best get up and do the washing

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over a year ago

"I'll make my own coffee seeing how the wimmin are gossiping and the rest are just perverts

I prefer the term voyeur..

Thats just a posh word for the same meaning is it

Shushhh im hoping some wont catch on to that... besides being from a relatively snooty place its gotta sound good I noticed Giles cause as yer know.I can do posh

Common as muck you are mz mcdonald lol One does try . And my elocution lessons are helping me terribly. One thinks . ( not bad hey)

Be careful ya dont Elecute yaself there Fella

Gimp Innit

Nah always wear me rubber wellies for classes . No flies on me

i fort we was talkin about Elocution classes not sheep sharing..or shearing whateverrrrr

Gimp

Nah . Been there . Done that . Got the wolly T shirt

I got u sussed now, Your that DJ "Fluff" Freeman aint ya

Gimp

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over a year ago

"I'll make my own coffee seeing how the wimmin are gossiping and the rest are just perverts

I prefer the term voyeur..

Thats just a posh word for the same meaning is it

Shushhh im hoping some wont catch on to that... besides being from a relatively snooty place its gotta sound good I noticed Giles cause as yer know.I can do posh

Common as muck you are mz mcdonald lol One does try . And my elocution lessons are helping me terribly. One thinks . ( not bad hey)

Be careful ya dont Elecute yaself there Fella

Gimp Innit

Nah always wear me rubber wellies for classes . No flies on me

i fort we was talkin about Elocution classes not sheep sharing..or shearing whateverrrrr

Gimp

Nah . Been there . Done that . Got the wolly T shirt

I got u sussed now, Your that DJ "Fluff" Freeman aint ya

Gimp"
How dare you out me on a forum . I can never show my face on radio again

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over a year ago

"I'll make my own coffee seeing how the wimmin are gossiping and the rest are just perverts

I prefer the term voyeur..

Thats just a posh word for the same meaning is it

Shushhh im hoping some wont catch on to that... besides being from a relatively snooty place its gotta sound good I noticed Giles cause as yer know.I can do posh

Common as muck you are mz mcdonald lol One does try . And my elocution lessons are helping me terribly. One thinks . ( not bad hey)

Be careful ya dont Elecute yaself there Fella

Gimp Innit

Nah always wear me rubber wellies for classes . No flies on me

i fort we was talkin about Elocution classes not sheep sharing..or shearing whateverrrrr

Gimp

Nah . Been there . Done that . Got the wolly T shirt

chaps yer have woolly chaps

Morning all and to the 3 stooges and cute ya made ma morning ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning you lot.

Have a good one.

xxx

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over a year ago

Morning everyone

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over a year ago

"I'll make my own coffee seeing how the wimmin are gossiping and the rest are just perverts

I prefer the term voyeur..

Thats just a posh word for the same meaning is it

Shushhh im hoping some wont catch on to that... besides being from a relatively snooty place its gotta sound good I noticed Giles cause as yer know.I can do posh

Common as muck you are mz mcdonald lol One does try . And my elocution lessons are helping me terribly. One thinks . ( not bad hey)

Be careful ya dont Elecute yaself there Fella

Gimp Innit

Nah always wear me rubber wellies for classes . No flies on me

i fort we was talkin about Elocution classes not sheep sharing..or shearing whateverrrrr

Gimp

Nah . Been there . Done that . Got the wolly T shirt

chaps yer have woolly chaps

Morning all and to the 3 stooges and cute ya made ma morning ta

"
I had wolly chaps !!! You stripped me of em cause yer was cold

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over a year ago

Morning Bladey. Morning all

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By *omMLMan
over a year ago

The Centre of the Universe

Good morning everyone I hope you have a fun filled day.

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over a year ago

"I'll make my own coffee seeing how the wimmin are gossiping and the rest are just perverts

I prefer the term voyeur..

Thats just a posh word for the same meaning is it

Shushhh im hoping some wont catch on to that... besides being from a relatively snooty place its gotta sound good I noticed Giles cause as yer know.I can do posh

Common as muck you are mz mcdonald lol One does try . And my elocution lessons are helping me terribly. One thinks . ( not bad hey)

Be careful ya dont Elecute yaself there Fella

Gimp Innit

Nah always wear me rubber wellies for classes . No flies on me

i fort we was talkin about Elocution classes not sheep sharing..or shearing whateverrrrr

Gimp

Nah . Been there . Done that . Got the wolly T shirt

chaps yer have woolly chaps

Morning all and to the 3 stooges and cute ya made ma morning ta

I had wolly chaps !!! You stripped me of em cause yer was cold

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over a year ago

Morning all

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over a year ago

"I'll make my own coffee seeing how the wimmin are gossiping and the rest are just perverts

I prefer the term voyeur..

Thats just a posh word for the same meaning is it

Shushhh im hoping some wont catch on to that... besides being from a relatively snooty place its gotta sound good I noticed Giles cause as yer know.I can do posh

Common as muck you are mz mcdonald lol One does try . And my elocution lessons are helping me terribly. One thinks . ( not bad hey)

Be careful ya dont Elecute yaself there Fella

Gimp Innit

Nah always wear me rubber wellies for classes . No flies on me

i fort we was talkin about Elocution classes not sheep sharing..or shearing whateverrrrr

Gimp

Nah . Been there . Done that . Got the wolly T shirt

chaps yer have woolly chaps

Morning all and to the 3 stooges and cute ya made ma morning ta

I had wolly chaps !!! You stripped me of em cause yer was cold

"
Halo my ass

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By *ozzy87Man
over a year ago

Crawley

Morning peeps.

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over a year ago

"I'll make my own coffee seeing how the wimmin are gossiping and the rest are just perverts

I prefer the term voyeur..

Thats just a posh word for the same meaning is it

Shushhh im hoping some wont catch on to that... besides being from a relatively snooty place its gotta sound good I noticed Giles cause as yer know.I can do posh

Common as muck you are mz mcdonald lol One does try . And my elocution lessons are helping me terribly. One thinks . ( not bad hey)

Be careful ya dont Elecute yaself there Fella

Gimp Innit

Nah always wear me rubber wellies for classes . No flies on me

i fort we was talkin about Elocution classes not sheep sharing..or shearing whateverrrrr

Gimp

Nah . Been there . Done that . Got the wolly T shirt

chaps yer have woolly chaps

Morning all and to the 3 stooges and cute ya made ma morning ta

I had wolly chaps !!! You stripped me of em cause yer was cold

Halo my ass

be what ya ass looks like what matters when cute has done with ya

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over a year ago

Morning all and to the 3 stooges and cute ya made ma morning ta

I had wolly chaps !!! You stripped me of em cause yer was cold

Morning Flossy

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over a year ago

"I'll make my own coffee seeing how the wimmin are gossiping and the rest are just perverts

I prefer the term voyeur..

Thats just a posh word for the same meaning is it

Shushhh im hoping some wont catch on to that... besides being from a relatively snooty place its gotta sound good I noticed Giles cause as yer know.I can do posh

Common as muck you are mz mcdonald lol One does try . And my elocution lessons are helping me terribly. One thinks . ( not bad hey)

Be careful ya dont Elecute yaself there Fella

Gimp Innit

Nah always wear me rubber wellies for classes . No flies on me

i fort we was talkin about Elocution classes not sheep sharing..or shearing whateverrrrr

Gimp

Nah . Been there . Done that . Got the wolly T shirt

chaps yer have woolly chaps

Morning all and to the 3 stooges and cute ya made ma morning ta

I had wolly chaps !!! You stripped me of em cause yer was cold

Halo my ass

be what ya ass looks like what matters when cute has done with ya

"
Nothing goes near my cute virgin ass

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over a year ago

Morning all and to the 3 stooges and cute ya made ma morning ta

I had wolly chaps !!! You stripped me of em cause yer was cold

Morning Flossy

Morning sexy FF xx

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over a year ago

"I'll make my own coffee seeing how the wimmin are gossiping and the rest are just perverts

I prefer the term voyeur..

Thats just a posh word for the same meaning is it

Shushhh im hoping some wont catch on to that... besides being from a relatively snooty place its gotta sound good I noticed Giles cause as yer know.I can do posh

Common as muck you are mz mcdonald lol One does try . And my elocution lessons are helping me terribly. One thinks . ( not bad hey)

Be careful ya dont Elecute yaself there Fella

Gimp Innit

Nah always wear me rubber wellies for classes . No flies on me

i fort we was talkin about Elocution classes not sheep sharing..or shearing whateverrrrr

Gimp

Nah . Been there . Done that . Got the wolly T shirt

chaps yer have woolly chaps

Morning all and to the 3 stooges and cute ya made ma morning ta

I had wolly chaps !!! You stripped me of em cause yer was cold

Halo my ass

be what ya ass looks like what matters when cute has done with ya

Nothing goes near my cute virgin ass

watch ya step or it could be a red hot poker ha

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over a year ago

"I'll make my own coffee seeing how the wimmin are gossiping and the rest are just perverts

I prefer the term voyeur..

Thats just a posh word for the same meaning is it

Shushhh im hoping some wont catch on to that... besides being from a relatively snooty place its gotta sound good I noticed Giles cause as yer know.I can do posh

Common as muck you are mz mcdonald lol One does try . And my elocution lessons are helping me terribly. One thinks . ( not bad hey)

Be careful ya dont Elecute yaself there Fella

Gimp Innit

Nah always wear me rubber wellies for classes . No flies on me

i fort we was talkin about Elocution classes not sheep sharing..or shearing whateverrrrr

Gimp

Nah . Been there . Done that . Got the wolly T shirt

chaps yer have woolly chaps

Morning all and to the 3 stooges and cute ya made ma morning ta

I had wolly chaps !!! You stripped me of em cause yer was cold

Halo my ass

be what ya ass looks like what matters when cute has done with ya

Nothing goes near my cute virgin ass

watch ya step or it could be a red hot poker ha

"
Not pokering my ass

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over a year ago

Morning.... I'm just having my breakfast. Starting with prunes ??

I've been on my jollies. And always have a full English while away. This includes prunes & grapefruit. So decided to carry this part on at home......??

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Right you lot im home fed an waterd so shut up im off to bed night all

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over a year ago

"Right you lot im home fed an waterd so shut up im off to bed night all "

Nanight George sleep well

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Morning.... I'm just having my breakfast. Starting with prunes ??

I've been on my jollies. And always have a full English while away. This includes prunes & grapefruit. So decided to carry this part on at home......??"

Oh don't! I've an upset stomach atm and even the thought of prunes is causing ructions!

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over a year ago

"Morning all . 3 bloody morning threads

morning mard arse. Its cos you stayed in bed xxGood morning to you my gorgeous soggy assed friend ( see I can be nice )

must be an off day but hey ill take compliments where ever I can get em

I have woke up in a good mood ..Hows yer ass for soggyness

no soggyness of arse in sight, however......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arh Soz...... I'm really having dry toast. Is that better? Bless

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over a year ago

"Morning.... I'm just having my breakfast. Starting with prunes ??

I've been on my jollies. And always have a full English while away. This includes prunes & grapefruit. So decided to carry this part on at homepage......??

Oh don't! I've an upset stomach atm and even the thought of prunes is causing ructions!

"
If you feel sick . Try a warm sprout sandwich with salad cream . Never fails

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over a year ago

"Morning all . 3 bloody morning threads

morning mard arse. Its cos you stayed in bed xxGood morning to you my gorgeous soggy assed friend ( see I can be nice )

must be an off day but hey ill take compliments where ever I can get em

I have woke up in a good mood ..Hows yer ass for soggyness

no soggyness of arse in sight, however......"
however !! This sounds interesting

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Morning.... I'm just having my breakfast. Starting with prunes ??

I've been on my jollies. And always have a full English while away. This includes prunes & grapefruit. So decided to carry this part on at homepage......??

Oh don't! I've an upset stomach atm and even the thought of prunes is causing ructions!

If you feel sick . Try a warm sprout sandwich with salad cream . Never fails

I love sprouts but I don't think they'd be a good idea at the moment! I'm just keeping my fluids up and letting things settle down.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Right you lot im home fed an waterd so shut up im off to bed night all "
good night bladey bob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mornnnnnniinggggg Bladey - ooooops did I wake ya? Lol hello everyone else

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over a year ago

"Morning.... I'm just having my breakfast. Starting with prunes ??

I've been on my jollies. And always have a full English while away. This includes prunes & grapefruit. So decided to carry this part on at homepage......??

Oh don't! I've an upset stomach atm and even the thought of prunes is causing ructions!

If you feel sick . Try a warm sprout sandwich with salad cream . Never fails

Omg....... I nearly chuck on reading this ewwwww

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Right you lot im home fed an waterd so shut up im off to bed night all good night bladey bob"

Night night fireplace

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over a year ago

"Mornnnnnniinggggg Bladey - ooooops did I wake ya? Lol hello everyone else

you didnt shout loud enough minxie xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning All

I've been @ work since 5am poor me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning one and all! Been up ages but been doing the house work! Boring

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over a year ago

"Mornnnnnniinggggg Bladey - ooooops did I wake ya? Lol hello everyone else

you didnt shout loud enough minxie xx"

I'll work on being noisy and loud lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooops a bit late. Afternoon. Hope your all having a super day!

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By *ire_blade OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Oooops a bit late. Afternoon. Hope your all having a super day!

Im later iv just got up. Morning all

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