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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ay OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

What the hell is it with going outside at the moment. I was in the garden fully clothed may I add, for 10 minutes tops. Low and behold now sitting here with bites all over me, midges I expect. The worst think is I now look like I have chicken pox on my tits. 2 on my nipple, OMG they are itchy, going about with a perminant hard nipple now. Wheres the worst place you've been bitten by a midge. I mention midge just incase it starts getting rude, oh hang on it probably will.

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

You stay in Scotland.. you have Midges Every Summer !!

Its a Fact..

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ay OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"You stay in Scotland.. you have Midges Every Summer !!

Its a Fact..

"

West coast it worse than the East, Fact..

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Same here... I have fourteen at the last count... the latest on my nipple.

I've wandered round work all day scratching my tit.

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..


"West coast it worse than the East, Fact.. "

That Could be True.. Why is That ??

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ay OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"Same here... I have fourteen at the last count... the latest on my nipple.

I've wandered round work all day scratching my tit. "

Thats what I'm doing, hard as a bullet, looks a bit weird with just the one hard, going to take someones eye out soon!

So we have tit midges! The little bastards..

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ay OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"West coast it worse than the East, Fact..

That Could be True.. Why is That ?? "

Wet & warmer. But they are getting out of control, you'll have them next.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flying off on a tangent, Do people still administer lovebites aka hickies on neck anymore, or is this regarded as teenage phenomena?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"West coast it worse than the East, Fact..

That Could be True.. Why is That ??

Wet & warmer. But they are getting out of control, you'll have them next. "

Are we still discussing midges or have we moved on to females.

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ay OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"West coast it worse than the East, Fact..

That Could be True.. Why is That ??

Wet & warmer. But they are getting out of control, you'll have them next.

Are we still discussing midges or have we moved on to females."

Pmsl, females ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You stay in Scotland.. you have Midges Every Summer !!

Its a Fact..

"

Midge urgh.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Same here... I have fourteen at the last count... the latest on my nipple.

I've wandered round work all day scratching my tit.

Thats what I'm doing, hard as a bullet, looks a bit weird with just the one hard, going to take someones eye out soon!

So we have tit midges! The little bastards.. "

Make that fifteen. It's dead if I catch the fucker!

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ay OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"Same here... I have fourteen at the last count... the latest on my nipple.

I've wandered round work all day scratching my tit.

Thats what I'm doing, hard as a bullet, looks a bit weird with just the one hard, going to take someones eye out soon!

So we have tit midges! The little bastards..

Make that fifteen. It's dead if I catch the fucker! "

2 on my bum 4 around my waist, how do they do it bloody ninjas

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ay OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"You stay in Scotland.. you have Midges Every Summer !!

Its a Fact..

Midge urgh."

Thats funny

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Mosquitos used to love dining out on me when on holiday. I'd be sat there in the bar and I could here them rubbing their cutlery together shouting lunch is up boys!

Got bit on the eye brow by one looked like id been thumped! Thing is people I was with didn't see the little bastard lol

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Same here... I have fourteen at the last count... the latest on my nipple.

I've wandered round work all day scratching my tit.

Thats what I'm doing, hard as a bullet, looks a bit weird with just the one hard, going to take someones eye out soon!

So we have tit midges! The little bastards..

Make that fifteen. It's dead if I catch the fucker!

2 on my bum 4 around my waist, how do they do it bloody ninjas "

Fucked if I know... I have one on the inside of both my arms. It looks like I've been shooting up. Clearly they're clever ninjas!!

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

use avon skin so soft bath oil,original fragrance(green )its a well known midge deterrant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The midgies never get me. I'm obviously not good enough to eat

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"use avon skin so soft bath oil,original fragrance(green )its a well known midge deterrant "

I didn't think I'd have to apply it whilst in my flat! I'm doing it now though... well remembered!

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ay OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"use avon skin so soft bath oil,original fragrance(green )its a well known midge deterrant

I didn't think I'd have to apply it whilst in my flat! I'm doing it now though... well remembered! "

Its to late, they have told their mates & going to have a party on you tonight! Mhwhahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lil one had urticarea (no idea if its spelt right) from midges id never been so scared. I was afraid to take her to the doctors as it looked like scold marks all over her body

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

I get bitten every damn summer, I've tried the Avon stuff, it didn't work for me.

Now I smother myself in citronella and carry anti histamine cream and tablets,

The worse one was a few days a go. A bloody horse fly as I was driving, bit me on the hand. I had to drive to a chemist.. Rush in and demand some cream then thrust my rapidly swelling hand in her face and say look!!!

Worse place to be bit.. On the bum.. Lol it's hard to not scratch at it.

Natural remedies include rubbing a cold metal spoon on the bite ASAP.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Always take some citronella candles with you in the car. If you wander outside for a 'break' you have extra protection to deter them - if its night, it helps you see what/who youre doing. Some are tea light size, so dont take much room up.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"use avon skin so soft bath oil,original fragrance(green )its a well known midge deterrant "

And if you do get bitten get one of the 'zap it' gadgets to stop the itching - they really do work, as long as you haven't already scratched it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apple cider vinegar is also great on bites.

As for repellents, whatever you buy make sure it's Deet based....

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I've had several and the blasted things have all swelled up, gone purple and itched like hell.

They're no longer itchy but 3 weeks later they're all still very visible and obvious. They look a bit like bruises now and the tops have gone crusty ick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not so sure why but i never used to get anything more than the occasional nip - the last couple of years ive been eaten alive - big deep bites and clusters of them on shoulders, boobs , arms , legs ggrrr - must be getting tasty in my old age

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

I's have thought Macduff was a bit far east for midges! Hope it wasn't clegs?

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ay OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"I's have thought Macduff was a bit far east for midges! Hope it wasn't clegs? "

oh its not clegs you can see them & feel them bite, midges lots of them, one decided to eat my throat last night. Grrrrr

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Just seen this on the net might help some

Lavender has many qualities. I personally like it as an insect repellent for 2 reasons: it can be used neat on adult skin (most essential oils have to be diluted), meaning I only have to carry a 10ml bottle around with me; and it is also useful to apply on the insect bites, yet again reducing the amount I have to carry. You don't have to use the essential oil though, rubbing the flowers between the hands will release the aroma, or use a lavender eau de cologne.

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