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Does knobbing a colostomy bag...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

... count as anal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if it your knob comes out nobbly

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Only if you get her to lick the chocolate shake off the end of your nob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no.. think the anal term is because of the anal sphincter ..

something you'd bypass if you were fucking the stoma opening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another can of worms opened me thinks

Awaits the backlash eeeek

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only if you get her to lick the chocolate shake off the end of your nob "

No more McD choc shakes for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bag, or the hole in the abdominal wall?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'd love to leave an empty one on a cinema seat just to play with the mind of the cleaner

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings


"... count as anal? "

My son has just had one fitted as he had cancer of the back passage not the best of subjects me thinks

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"... count as anal?

My son has just had one fitted as he had cancer of the back passage not the best of subjects me thinks "

I've had one since I was 22 - I'm normally pretty happy to discuss it, but this thread is particularly peurile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... count as anal?

My son has just had one fitted as he had cancer of the back passage not the best of subjects me thinks

I've had one since I was 22 - I'm normally pretty happy to discuss it, but this thread is particularly peurile. "

didnt know that about you

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By *imjohnCouple
over a year ago

Clacton on sea, Essex


"... count as anal?

My son has just had one fitted as he had cancer of the back passage not the best of subjects me thinks "

Its threads like this that will effect the OP's meets...there are some things you dont take the piss about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok maybe jokes a side,, its highlighted an issue so turn the post into a positive one and openly talk about experiences.

Honestly dont think id be offended by meeting a gent with one.. ive changed enough of the bags in my time as a HCA

I really thought the young lady with chrones who was sunbathing in a bikini did wonders for the younger generation with them.

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings


"ok maybe jokes a side,, its highlighted an issue so turn the post into a positive one and openly talk about experiences.

Honestly dont think id be offended by meeting a gent with one.. ive changed enough of the bags in my time as a HCA

I really thought the young lady with chrones who was sunbathing in a bikini did wonders for the younger generation with them. "

To have one fitted in most cases its saving a life. and yes the recent publicity has been really good the OP

would not have wanted to offend anybody

he probably just didn't understand that they have them to save there lives

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"ok maybe jokes a side,, its highlighted an issue so turn the post into a positive one and openly talk about experiences.

Honestly dont think id be offended by meeting a gent with one.. ive changed enough of the bags in my time as a HCA

I really thought the young lady with chrones who was sunbathing in a bikini did wonders for the younger generation with them. "

Nobody ever is bothered about it - so much so that I forget to mention it now, whereas I used to put it in messages when we'd agreed to meet.

I keep meaning to do my own pics to put up in response to the 'sunbathing' ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Nobody ever is bothered about it - so much so that I forget to mention it now, whereas I used to put it in messages when we'd agreed to meet.

I keep meaning to do my own pics to put up in response to the 'sunbathing' ones. "

Great news that youve had positive experiences with it then x

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings


"ok maybe jokes a side,, its highlighted an issue so turn the post into a positive one and openly talk about experiences.

Honestly dont think id be offended by meeting a gent with one.. ive changed enough of the bags in my time as a HCA

I really thought the young lady with chrones who was sunbathing in a bikini did wonders for the younger generation with them. "

I see you come from Torbay I know it well my mum was born in Torquay

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


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Nobody ever is bothered about it - so much so that I forget to mention it now, whereas I used to put it in messages when we'd agreed to meet.

I keep meaning to do my own pics to put up in response to the 'sunbathing' ones.

Great news that youve had positive experiences with it then x "

I wouldn't say my experiences have been positive or negative, its just a non-issue these days....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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I see you come from Torbay I know it well my mum was born in Torquay "

i was born in torquay also

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"... count as anal?

My son has just had one fitted as he had cancer of the back passage not the best of subjects me thinks "

Google "comfizz" for concealer belts and so on.

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings


"... count as anal?

My son has just had one fitted as he had cancer of the back passage not the best of subjects me thinks

Google "comfizz" for concealer belts and so on. "

It doesn't bother him at all its funny

when we play golf and it passes wind

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By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

Greater London

A friend of mine on fab has a colostomy through cancer and is very self conscious....

'Jokes' like this are really not funny.

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings


"A friend of mine on fab has a colostomy through cancer and is very self conscious....

'Jokes' like this are really not funny. "

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"... count as anal?

My son has just had one fitted as he had cancer of the back passage not the best of subjects me thinks

Google "comfizz" for concealer belts and so on.

It doesn't bother him at all its funny

when we play golf and it passes wind"

Doesn't bother me either but I find it flaps about a bit when I play sport and the belts are also dead useful for keeping it out of the way during sex.

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