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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just had a message that said that I have lovely tits for my age! Oh my goodness, not the most flattering missive. Has anyone else got any gems like that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had a message that said that I have lovely tits for my age! Oh my goodness, not the most flattering missive. Has anyone else got any gems like that? "

But you do have lovely tits for your age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Juicy

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

youve got lovely tits for my age

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I think they're outstanding...

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow

A girl of about 55 posted "what can i do on Satururday night ???

So i messaged back "bingo" jokingly...

She messaged back "bingo" ??? Confused..

I replied....women of your age shouldn't be be looking for sex on a Saturday night,you should be out playing bingo with the rest of the girls your age....(i,m Irish so we like a joke)

She called me the rudest man ever and blocked me......no sense of humour !!

Your tits are lovely

Xx

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

Oh what a charmer! Next he will be wondering why you don't want to meet him.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Eerrm, keep your attention on the topic at hand please. Come on, ages ago one poor sod said my arse not as spotty as he expected. I sometimes think men actually switch their tact off as soon as they get a stiffy

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands


"Eerrm, keep your attention on the topic at hand please. Come on, ages ago one poor sod said my arse not as spotty as he expected. I sometimes think men actually switch their tact off as soon as they get a stiffy "

lol why on earth did he expect you to have a spotty arse??!!

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow

Missy lou......do you think i was too rude ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tact ? What is this strange langyage you speak ?

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands


"Missy lou......do you think i was too rude ????"

I think I would have seen the funny side

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow

That,s what i like to hear....

Irish humour is a little different...

Irish girls would come back with something a lot ruder and not get upset....

I think i,ll bave to adjust for you foreigners.....

Thanks xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had a message that said that I have lovely tits for my age! Oh my goodness, not the most flattering missive. Has anyone else got any gems like that? "

I had one bellend message me 'I really like old bbw' Cheeky twat!

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"Eerrm, keep your attention on the topic at hand please. Come on, ages ago one poor sod said my arse not as spotty as he expected. I sometimes think men actually switch their tact off as soon as they get a stiffy "

Ha ha ha ...love it. Knowing some guys, he probably is like that anyway, erection or no.

Age ? I would lick and suck your boobs for an age

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By *aurenkaWoman
over a year ago

London

I got message once saying like that:"oh why all the interesting, intelligent girls, are not that good looking, what a curse is on me".

And he seriously thought it was meant to be compliment, he apologize to me, for not to well wording it, and ensuring he wanted to say something nice.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"A girl of about 55 posted "what can i do on Satururday night ???

So i messaged back "bingo" jokingly...

She messaged back "bingo" ??? Confused..

I replied....women of your age shouldn't be be looking for sex on a Saturday night,you should be out playing bingo with the rest of the girls your age....(i,m Irish so we like a joke)

She called me the rudest man ever and blocked me......no sense of humour !!

Your tits are lovely

Xx"

I'd have been simply upset at being called a girl. 55 year old women are adults.

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By *aurenkaWoman
over a year ago

London


"youve got lovely tits for my age"

Nice try, but I would say OP has great tits for 20 years old

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"youve got lovely tits for my age

Nice try, but I would say OP has great tits for 20 years old"

Awwww bless you. And yes, the 20 yr olds do love em :-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never mind 'for your your age'

You've got great boobies, period!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try never to mention age to people, you boobs do look CRACKING in your second pic though x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Ess was offered 20 quid to let this guy fuck me, totally rude, surely im worth more than that ha ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr Ess was offered 20 quid to let this guy fuck me, totally rude, surely im worth more than that ha ha!"

I'll up that offer to £25 and a bag of chips

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I've only had one " for your age" message and that was a few months ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr Ess was offered 20 quid to let this guy fuck me, totally rude, surely im worth more than that ha ha!

I'll up that offer to £25 and a bag of chips "

Your on! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr Ess was offered 20 quid to let this guy fuck me, totally rude, surely im worth more than that ha ha!

I'll up that offer to £25 and a bag of chips

Your on! Haha "

Just be careful not to rub the notes together till they've dried

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

I've had 'You're not bad for a fat bird' lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I've not had, 'you've got lovely tits for ebay' but it is surely only a matter of time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not bad for an old fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's no hood, I'm gonna have to go look at these lovely tits......for scientific reasons obviously

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