FabSwingers.com forum: Beer Bottle!

By *eelmee OP Man
over a year ago

exmouth

Hello just wanted to let all my fans know i am now doing a beer bootle and omg its unreal in anal! viewers?

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over a year ago

Good for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh hell is this the lynx can man?! remember not to let the video get lost this time!!! pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes im up 4 that!!

BRING ON THE BEER!!!!

MAKE SURE U GOT PLENTY OF FOSTERS N BUDWEISERS!!

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over a year ago

"Yes im up 4 that!!

BRING ON THE BEER!!!!

MAKE SURE U GOT PLENTY OF FOSTERS N BUDWEISERS!!

Do you want a beer enema then Notts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello just wanted to let all my fans know i am now doing a beer bootle and omg its unreal in anal! viewers?

We all have done lots of beer with the footie mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

everyone to the own. dont kno why you put it in here though unless you dont have any "fans" as you like to put them

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"everyone to the own. dont kno why you put it in here though unless you dont have any "fans" as you like to put them"

Come on you have to be impressed if he gets a six pack up his rolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes im up 4 that!!

BRING ON THE BEER!!!!

MAKE SURE U GOT PLENTY OF FOSTERS N BUDWEISERS!!

Do you want a beer enema then Notts?

Oh yeah quite like to try! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"everyone to the own. dont kno why you put it in here though unless you dont have any "fans" as you like to put them

Come on you have to be impressed if he gets a six pack up his rolf

He doesn't does he?

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"everyone to the own. dont kno why you put it in here though unless you dont have any "fans" as you like to put them

Come on you have to be impressed if he gets a six pack up his rolf

He doesn't does he?

Who knows but if you ask him he will cam for you

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Yes im up 4 that!!

BRING ON THE BEER!!!!

MAKE SURE U GOT PLENTY OF FOSTERS N BUDWEISERS!!

Do you want a beer enema then Notts?

Oh yeah quite like to try! lol

Ladies and Gentlemen...........we have a volunteer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes im up 4 that!!

BRING ON THE BEER!!!!

MAKE SURE U GOT PLENTY OF FOSTERS N BUDWEISERS!!

Do you want a beer enema then Notts?

Oh yeah quite like to try! lol

Ladies and Gentlemen...........we have a volunteer

It will be a bloody mess if the glass breaks!

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

"Yes im up 4 that!!

BRING ON THE BEER!!!!

MAKE SURE U GOT PLENTY OF FOSTERS N BUDWEISERS!!

Do you want a beer enema then Notts?

Oh yeah quite like to try! lol

Allow me...

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Yes im up 4 that!!

BRING ON THE BEER!!!!

MAKE SURE U GOT PLENTY OF FOSTERS N BUDWEISERS!!

Do you want a beer enema then Notts?

Oh yeah quite like to try! lol

Ladies and Gentlemen...........we have a volunteer

It will be a bloody mess if the glass breaks!

Ooooh that now brings back horrible memories of a link that was posted on here........A man and a jam jar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello just wanted to let all my fans know i am now doing a beer bootle and omg its unreal in anal! viewers?

x"
.... Fans lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes im up 4 that!!

BRING ON THE BEER!!!!

MAKE SURE U GOT PLENTY OF FOSTERS N BUDWEISERS!!

Do you want a beer enema then Notts?

Oh yeah quite like to try! lol

Ladies and Gentlemen...........we have a volunteer

It will be a bloody mess if the glass breaks!

Ooooh that now brings back horrible memories of a link that was posted on here........A man and a jam jar

ewwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If at 1st u dont suceed try n try again! lol

its all good fun.

men n jam jars mmmmmmmmmmm strawberry jam.lol

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Hello just wanted to let all my fans know i am now doing a beer bootle and omg its unreal in anal! viewers?

x.... Fans lmfao

He is after his own cable Chanel

Or a website called "look what i can fit in my darkiebox. com"

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By *eelmee OP Man
over a year ago

exmouth

yes bigger the better

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"yes bigger the better

Bet you can't fit a 2 ltr rollacolla bottle up there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

saw a vid once of a fem who took a double dildo all the way, and with a cock in after it!!

so length is not a problem either for some people it seems!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Rollacola?....cheap shite

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By *eelmee OP Man
over a year ago

exmouth

roll up roll up and cum see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rollacola?....cheap shite

Or Rollacoaster!! lol,,,

i cant decide which is better,,,,,a rollacoaster,,or a drink or rollacola ,,only 1 way to find out--

FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Rollacola?....cheap shite

Rollacola is the best you know and it has a nobbley bottle

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"roll up roll up and cum see

Can you fit a hoover handle up there???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"roll up roll up and cum see

Can you fit a hoover handle up there???

He would never manage it with a dyson!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"roll up roll up and cum see

Can you fit a hoover handle up there???

He would never manage it with a dyson!

What about a Henry? he could drag it round behind him

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By *adgeeMan
over a year ago

Sw Scotland

"roll up roll up and cum see

Can you fit a hoover handle up there???

Man is admitted to hospital with a hoover attachment wedged up his ronson, he's in intensive care though doctors say he's picking up nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"roll up roll up and cum see

Can you fit a hoover handle up there???

Man is admitted to hospital with a hoover attachment wedged up his ronson, he's in intensive care though doctors say he's picking up nicely

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

mao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nursey friend of mine once told me about a guy brought into A&E one Saturday night, very d*unk, and very much in agony due to a bottle he shoved up his rectum that then shattered.

Good luck.

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over a year ago

"A nursey friend of mine once told me about a guy brought into A&E one Saturday night, very d*unk, and very much in agony due to a bottle he shoved up his rectum that then shattered.

Good luck.

Ah he did'nt watch the warning video we saw on here a while back

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"roll up roll up and cum see

Can you fit a hoover handle up there???

Man is admitted to hospital with a hoover attachment wedged up his ronson, he's in intensive care though doctors say he's picking up nicely

Bugger bet that hurt! Anyway i was only asking and in no way making a suggestion her should try to fit the contents of his under stairs cubby hole up his Rolf Harris!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nursey friend of mine once told me about a guy brought into A&E one Saturday night, very d*unk, and very much in agony due to a bottle he shoved up his rectum that then shattered.

Good luck.

must have a hell of a grip if he can break a beer bottle

ask him what pelvic exercises he does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"roll up roll up and cum see

Can you fit a hoover handle up there???

Man is admitted to hospital with a hoover attachment wedged up his ronson, he's in intensive care though doctors say he's picking up nicely

Bugger bet that hurt! Anyway i was only asking and in no way making a suggestion her should try to fit the contents of his under stairs cubby hole up his Rolf Harris!

Church hill ? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nursey friend of mine once told me about a guy brought into A&E one Saturday night, very d*unk, and very much in agony due to a bottle he shoved up his rectum that then shattered.

Good luck.

must have a hell of a grip if he can break a beer bottle

ask him what pelvic exercises he does

Its probably more the case that the bottle had a crack in it and it gave way under his relentless onslaught lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello just wanted to let all my fans know i am now doing a beer bootle and omg its unreal in anal! viewers?

Flat end first, or the "easy way" ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello just wanted to let all my fans know i am now doing a beer bootle and omg its unreal in anal! viewers?

Flat end first, or the "easy way" ?

I LIKE THE FLAT END,,,,I LIKE THE EASY WAY,,,,BUT WHICH IS BETTTER?

only 1way to find out-

FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

I would be more impressed if the OP was able to insert a bottle of toilet duct with the swan neck nozzle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

come and do a floor show at the beach party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would be more impressed if the OP was able to insert a bottle of toilet duct with the swan neck nozzle

yeah---Quack quack! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"come and do a floor show at the beach party

Sure will love to i show u things u never seen b4!!

im a smooth operator.

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By *eelmee OP Man
over a year ago

exmouth

someone must wanna see

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"someone must wanna see

lol "

I do! bring it on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my beer chilled! Are you putting ice up first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"everyone to the own. dont kno why you put it in here though unless you dont have any "fans" as you like to put them

Come on you have to be impressed if he gets a six pack up his rolf

lol@six pack xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"everyone to the own. dont kno why you put it in here though unless you dont have any "fans" as you like to put them

Come on you have to be impressed if he gets a six pack up his rolf

lol@six pack xx

How bout the asda 10 pack? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as long as its chilled xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello just wanted to let all my fans know i am now doing a beer bootle and omg its unreal in anal! viewers?

You would be very popular as a prison visitor. You could get phones and all sorts of stuff up there. Can you fit a phone charger up and walk normal with it in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello just wanted to let all my fans know i am now doing a beer bootle and omg its unreal in anal! viewers?

You would be very popular as a prison visitor. You could get phones and all sorts of stuff up there. Can you fit a phone charger up and walk normal with it in?

Yes i could quite easily,,,,prefer it was on T-Mobile lol lol

mao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well its nice to see the cutbacks have started already .........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well its nice to see the cutbacks have started already .........

yEAH 10% off! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i meant in community care funding...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i meant in community care funding..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i meant in community care funding...

Care 4 me then! ive gotta have a bottle up me! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i meant in community care funding...

Care 4 me then! ive gotta have a bottle up me! lol

you.... a bottle...... FIGHT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

runs in with a 3 litre vodka bottle....empty of course he he!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"runs in with a 3 litre vodka bottle....empty of course he he!! x

yeah yeah yeah! hehehehehehehe

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over a year ago

Well its been 7 hrs.............do you think hes been seen by the doctor yet

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"come and do a floor show at the beach party

Sure will love to i show u things u never seen b4!!

im a smooth operator.

yeah, like a comma?

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"Well its been 7 hrs.............do you think hes been seen by the doctor yet

lol - he certainly needs to be seen by some kind of doctor! Who are these fans by the way? Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yes bigger the better

Bet you can't fit a 2 ltr rollacolla bottle up there!

i had a cousin post me a vid to my phone of a woman doing that once....which was nice

he was mortified when he realised he sent it to the srong person

what a sweet gf he had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes im up 4 that!!

BRING ON THE BEER!!!!

MAKE SURE U GOT PLENTY OF FOSTERS N BUDWEISERS!!

yes but not the new buds, huge new bottles

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Hello just wanted to let all my fans know i am now doing a beer bootle and omg its unreal in anal! viewers?

just like the 'hard' cock was unreal huh??

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