FabSwingers.com forum: Why do you wear clothes?

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Well, why do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm too accident prone to go naked

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Because I'd look like a flippin smurf breathing in all time without them on!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would choose not to if it were socially accceptable-hate the things and wear minimal as often as poss -

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

to hold me together lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need somewhere to keep my keys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be arrested if I didn't....and would be responsible for a lot of nausea in Wiltshire!!!

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

I live in Scotland.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a grower.

*sigh*

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"I live in Scotland."

Being kind to my fellow humans - its not a pretty sight naked...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work would sack us if we didn't.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

to keep warm, to look nice, to avoid offending people who find nudity distasteful, to make me feel good and in the case of my bra to avoid having someone's eye out when I run for the bus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of reasons.... Sometimes to feel good or make others feel good... Let's be honest undressing is so much fun! Also because it's socially expected I'm comfortable in my own skin but that doesn't mean everyone is. In my own home I do as I please but I would never force someone to see me natural . When I choose not to wear clothes it's for me...if they are comfortable with that choice that's fine . But I would never assume that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only to avoid others' embarrassment and to ensure I am appropriately dressed for certain social and professional occasions. Sometimes just to be warm

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"to keep warm, to look nice, to avoid offending people who find nudity distasteful, to make me feel good and in the case of my bra to avoid having someone's eye out when I run for the bus.

Someone's eye out! Not just your own then?

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Asda wouldn't let me in otherwise

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"to keep warm, to look nice, to avoid offending people who find nudity distasteful, to make me feel good and in the case of my bra to avoid having someone's eye out when I run for the bus.

Someone's eye out! Not just your own then?"

I wear protective goggles just in case

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Asda wouldn't let me in otherwise"

lol, they have even clamped down on people turning up in their pyjamas and dressing gowns I understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I didn't wear a bra where would I put my phone ?

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By *rixie and dixieCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Wouldn't fancy seeing my boss with no clothes on!!

Doesn't near thinking about!!

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"I'm a grower.

*sigh*"

heee!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"If I didn't wear a bra where would I put my phone ?"

don't even think about that one

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

To give people an upskirt when I'm on an escalator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My body isn't always in fashion.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My body isn't always in fashion. "

Good one. Mine isn't either.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

For everyone's sake it's just better if I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Social norms. For the good of all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because we have been brainwashed into thinking that the body is something we should have covered and not allow people to see, yet we were not born wearing clothes. The only good thing to come out of wearing clothes is the changes they made to the human body, less body hair, softer feet. Although only softer feet if you never walk barefoot

Im very bored.

Miss jay.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I couldn't be a crossdresser without clothes. I'd just be cross otherwise

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I couldn't be a crossdresser without clothes. I'd just be cross otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I couldn't be a crossdresser without clothes. I'd just be cross otherwise

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By *rixie and dixieCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I couldn't be a crossdresser without clothes. I'd just be cross otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they can express who you are , or who you wish to be seen as .

They keep you warm , or cool , safe from sunburn .

They make you feel sexy .

Etc........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To keep my nipples out of the custard....

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By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

Greater London

Well today to keep bloody warm! Grrr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For protection,for comfort,for hygiene,to feel good,to make a statement,to feel feminine,to feel sexy,to let people know that im there for them in a professional capacity....just a few reasons off the top of my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you seen me without clothes?

I look better with clothes on than off. Even the socks stay on hahaha (joking about the socks you know)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i feel sexy naked - even better with another naked body touching mine

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Have you seen me without clothes?

I look better with clothes on than off. Even the socks stay on hahaha (joking about the socks you know)

I don't believe you. I think once those socks are on you're so proud of them that you keep them on and make people look at them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I look great in a loud shirt

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"For protection,for comfort,for hygiene,to feel good,to make a statement,to feel feminine,to feel sexy,to let people know that im there for them in a professional capacity....just a few reasons off the top of my head

When I started the thread I was thinking that people would post about caring about how they look etc. or say that they are just functional. It's Fab and I have had moments that have made me chuckle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, why do you?

Adam and Eve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well, why do you?

I adore clothes. They are my armour. They turn me into a chameleon.

Pencil skirt suits, point toe stilettos, seamed stockings, crotchless knickers, baggy ripped jeans, tight white vests, black lace bras, flirty chiffon dresses, pink peep toe shoes.. I love it all. And with each look I embrace the persona I feel like that day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would hurt to iron the creases out of my body everyday

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By *mallteaserWoman
over a year ago

Central

I'd much rather prefer not too wear clothes x

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Because otherwise when I take the dog out at 6am I'd freeze my danglies and scare the neighbours and local wild-life !

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

"I live in Scotland."

Great answer.

We wear clothes in the winter because without them we would probably freeze to death, and not good for the male ego

We don't wear clothes in the summer other than to avoid arrest, be polite to visitors, occasionally keep the sun off, and when driving. Naked flesh and car seats just don't go together.

Why oh why can't the world be like Cap d'Agde?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I look disgusting naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I didn't wear a bra where would I put my phone ?"

Ha ha was thinking the same thing

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Warmth or to protect my very white skin from the sun (depending on the weather natch).

Adornment, embellishment and enhancement - womens clothes especially can be great fun!

And cos naked is something I save for carefully selected people, and my girlfriends - I have no modesty in front of my female friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because a) it gets cold without them, b) you get arrested without them and c) where the hell do you keep stuff without pockets

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Because a) it gets cold without them, b) you get arrested without them and c) where the hell do you keep stuff without pockets

There's always an orifice or a bag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because it socially acceptable. Never where clothes round the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cos Tesco doesn't like me shopping nekkid

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

So I don't get gravel rash on my nipples

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"So I don't get gravel rash on my nipples"

Just avoid gravel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once munchkin is in bed at night, my clothes come off. It's the most relaxing part of the day, for me. I only wear them because i have to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because of the court order....

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Because of the court order...."

Oh dear. Is this why you shaved everything off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clothes stop my gentleman vegetables sticking to the inside of my thigh and I can tuck my cock into my sock to stop me tripping over my bellied!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because of the court order....

Oh dear. Is this why you shaved everything off?

Damn! People still remember that??!!!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Me tuppence'll get cold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To make a statement. An expression of personality and because I am a Dandy.

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