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Does size REALLY matter?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I planted some pumpkins several months ago and they are still only the size of a large potato and I can't envisage them getting much bigger.

Am I a bad gardener?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're obviously not talking to them enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My giant pumpkin didn't do anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play classical music to them..

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I planted some pumpkins several months ago and they are still only the size of a large potato and I can't envisage them getting much bigger.

Am I a bad gardener? "

Have you been looking after them? Are they hiding under a big leaf waiting to pop out in time to Halloween and shout boo? How long are they supposed to take to grow to full size? Finally, did you plant those funny mini pumpkins they sell at Halloween?

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By *oxy lady 1Couple
over a year ago

oxford

I had 5 pumpkins growing, and they all rotted Off , That's the second year that's happened , !!! . Xxx

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan
over a year ago

aberdeenshire

Well they're not going to win you any prizes but some folks don't like huge ones

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Go up to it and snarl in a low, menacing voice "grow, ya sad little tomato, or I'll carve you up".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's another 2 months till Halloween...plenty of time for some expansion

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

It's been dry, hasn't it and pumpkins need a lot of water - now there is a bit of rain about they'll start to grow again (unless you have been watering them a lot, in which case, disregard my advice).

If you have been watering them a lot and they still haven't grown, consider feeding them.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It's been dry, hasn't it and pumpkins need a lot of water - now there is a bit of rain about they'll start to grow again (unless you have been watering them a lot, in which case, disregard my advice).

If you have been watering them a lot and they still haven't grown, consider feeding them. "

Do they like bacon?

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"It's been dry, hasn't it and pumpkins need a lot of water - now there is a bit of rain about they'll start to grow again (unless you have been watering them a lot, in which case, disregard my advice).

If you have been watering them a lot and they still haven't grown, consider feeding them.

Do they like bacon?

"

No.

They like horse shit.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It's been dry, hasn't it and pumpkins need a lot of water - now there is a bit of rain about they'll start to grow again (unless you have been watering them a lot, in which case, disregard my advice).

If you have been watering them a lot and they still haven't grown, consider feeding them.

Do they like bacon?

No.

They like horse shit. "

I've only got easy access to dog, cat, fox and human shit. I won't bother trying to grow a pumpkin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No doubt the climate scientists will tell us that it's been the warmest summer EVER* but the vast majority of my garden plants don't agree. Many are nowhere near where they should be growth wise.

*not really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could always have a word with my ex, she turned into a huge pumpkin, especially with the fake tan that one time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

feed them blood..then they rise at halloween and are huge

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"

No doubt the climate scientists will tell us that it's been the warmest summer EVER* but the vast majority of my garden plants don't agree. Many are nowhere near where they should be growth wise.

*not really.

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Because its been dry - there was hardly any rain back end of June and a lot of July (although there was plenty April time), apparently the hay merchants are shifting inordinate ammounts of the stuff cos a lot of places have burnt off round here.

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By *ovecuckoldfunMan
over a year ago

SHEFFIELD

makes a change from being about cock sizes lol

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