FabSwingers.com forum: The last lie you told...

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

..was it a whopper? Or a white lie that didn't really matter?

Fess up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never lie.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I never lie.

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Fucking Liar!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

A baby one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A baby one

You lied to a baby? Sicko!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I told it to a female, of course it mattered. Painful too.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"A baby one

You lied to a baby? Sicko!"
you want a marrow up your arse?

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

I told my 5 year old that sorting out the toenail he had just almost completely ripped off wasn't going to hurt much...

But was ready with bosies and his favourite cuddly as soon as it was done.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I told my 5 year old that sorting out the toenail he had just almost completely ripped off wasn't going to hurt much...

But was ready with bosies and his favourite cuddly as soon as it was done."
Thats a mums job to fib. hope he is ok xxxx

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I had to lie to my mother about where I was when on a social meet and she phoned...to then be questioned on the next call...

I didn't lie as such just said I was out for a drink, I think that was ok as it wasn't a lie just not the whole truth

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

No I've not spent most of the day with fab running in the background ....

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

told my dad i was going to Birmingham on Sunday....my sister knows thats code for Chams but my dad doesnt lol

(i know its not in Birmingham before anyone says...i just didnt know if he knew what was in Darlaston lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I'm ok'

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"told my dad i was going to Birmingham on Sunday....my sister knows thats code for Chams but my dad doesnt lol

(i know its not in Birmingham before anyone says...i just didnt know if he knew what was in Darlaston lol)"
You could have always said you were going to the BBB lol

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

It was a small one. Today.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"told my dad i was going to Birmingham on Sunday....my sister knows thats code for Chams but my dad doesnt lol

(i know its not in Birmingham before anyone says...i just didnt know if he knew what was in Darlaston lol)You could have always said you were going to the BBB lol

What if he asked me to pick him up a pin wheel???

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"told my dad i was going to Birmingham on Sunday....my sister knows thats code for Chams but my dad doesnt lol

(i know its not in Birmingham before anyone says...i just didnt know if he knew what was in Darlaston lol)You could have always said you were going to the BBB lol

What if he asked me to pick him up a pin wheel???

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Lol, I would love to see your face if he did.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"It was a small one. Today.

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How small?

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"I told my 5 year old that sorting out the toenail he had just almost completely ripped off wasn't going to hurt much...

But was ready with bosies and his favourite cuddly as soon as it was done.Thats a mums job to fib. hope he is ok xxxx

He's fine, a big tough lad! Well, a mummy bosie, his favourite cuddly and a monkey sticky plaster all helped too

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel really guilty.

Went to put my granddaughters bike back in the garage and realised her Dressing table( hidden birthday pressie ) was in the garage

Had to slam the door and say i couldn't fit it in.

She was in tears as her bike is her pride and joy as it was getting wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Told my daughter I just wanted to look at a splinter. Then whipped it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so much lies as minor omissions of truth....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I honestly can't remember.

I don't really lie - I am really not that bothered about concealing the truth!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Not so much lies as minor omissions of truth...."
Pathological Liar then.....

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield

When i had to ask mum to stay over so she could look after my 15 year old so we could go to a club to visit "friends! lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Earlier this evening. I had to tell the hairdressers that I had paid £50 for a promotional offer when I talked the rep down to £30. I'm having my hair cut tomorrow so I hope they're not reading this.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Oooh, i just remembered the other one today... (I'm such a bad mum)

Told the weeman he wouldn't like solero ice lollies and palmed him off with a traffic light fruit juice one instead... The solero are MINE! hahahaha

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"It was a small one. Today.

How small?"

Tiny

I didn't want to do something tonight so I said I had to work late. I did work late so technically it wasn't a fib... just a bit of a stretch of the truth.

I generally don't bother to tell lies... I have such a shit memory I'd forget and trip myself up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't lie. It physically hurts my brain to do so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I posted the letter honestly

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

When someone asked what my friend did. I replied he did post offices.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I told a ex fb that it wasnt him it was me

actually it was him....

(hes not on here btw)

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

you look soo hot in that outfit !

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By *issy NickersWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"I understand" to my fb when he told me last week when he said he wasn't going to swing anymore because he had to sort his life out. He was back on fab 5 days later hunting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cheques in the post.

I won't cum in your mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I told a college it wasn't his fault that a job was fucked up. In reality it was but laying the blame would have served no purpose and may have had him less effective for the rest of the month. Sometimes you need to work the situation sometimes the truth sometimes not circumstances need to be taken into account.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have fully read the terms and conditions....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was a minute ago

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Tuesday. I told my sister that it didn't matter that she hadn't actually checked the timetable for the pool (she had asked us to go swimming and I specifically asked what time the kids swim was on a Tuesday and she said 9.30 but didn't check). I was actually pretty annoyed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes sure id love to see you again..

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By *plankyMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Somebody said "what's afoot?"

"It's eleven inches" I replied.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Somebody said "what's afoot?"

"It's eleven inches" I replied."

On here, you may find it closer to 7"

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"Somebody said "what's afoot?"

"It's eleven inches" I replied.

On here, you may find it closer to 7"

Lol, too true.

Never ask a fab fella distance to park your car is all I'd say... "Yeah love, move it 12 inches" *CRUNCH* lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Somebody said "what's afoot?"

"It's eleven inches" I replied.

On here, you may find it closer to 7"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Yeah, i ate'

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By *ussexLukeMan
over a year ago

Newhaven

The last 1 that was told to me ( to my knowledge) is you are the farther...

I had the snip before I even met her...

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Lost in the post got a letter from my HR at work didn't bother reading it filed it in the bin. She rang me at work asked if I'd seen it.. Nope sorry It hadn't arrived yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like big butt so I cannot lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Told someone I wanted Helen to win BB.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"told my dad i was going to Birmingham on Sunday....my sister knows thats code for Chams but my dad doesnt lol

(i know its not in Birmingham before anyone says...i just didnt know if he knew what was in Darlaston lol)You could have always said you were going to the BBB lol

What if he asked me to pick him up a pin wheel???

Say no worries dad, you can borrow mine!

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