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If life was like fab.....

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By *3rial Thr1LL3r OP   Man
over a year ago

scotland

.....every day we'd sit in a group and say whether we'd kiss, fuck, or pass the person to our left. Would be lots of flirting but no actual fucking.

Someone would ask why girls don't want to meet him and we'd all give him a free makeover.

Then someone would barge in, whip his cock out and ask if any females would like to suck it. Then storm out in a huff when nobody takes him on.

On Fridays (sometimes Thursdays too)

We'd pass round pictures of our faces, to those we like the look of, say thanks when we get one back. And then go on our merry way, again no actual fucking going on.

Guys would say hello to a girl and if the girl didn't reply he'd call her ugly and leave in a huff.

Anything else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If life was like Fabs and we were all aborad a cruise ship there'd have to be a policy of allocating the guys with torso's and black guys to different sides of the ship otherwise we'd capsize in the rush.

Black guys with torsos's? Do whatever you want, who am i to argue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There would also lots of people winking at others and also trying to befriend them. And lots of women walking around putting the hands up saying "talk to the hand" to block the guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There would be a pack of hounds running around ready to jump on anyone that said something out of line.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

If like were like Fab I'd get to go out in my lingerie without concealing it under clothes. Not sure if that would be more or less fun. I'd still probably think guys were only saying hello to be nice though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be sat in the sidelines chuckling away to myself....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cavalry would have the usual conscripts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be sat in a corner talking to the wall

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

I'ed be sat in the bar, people watching and trying to pair people up.

Then wondering around and perving at the guys and girls,

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"

If life was like Fabs and we were all aborad a cruise ship there'd have to be a policy of allocating the guys with torso's and black guys to different sides of the ship otherwise we'd capsize in the rush.

Black guys with torsos's? Do whatever you want, who am i to argue. "

Well, dunno where I'd be then as neither of those options appeal to me...

And OP, there would be some shagging going on, I've had some great fab meets and others in the pipeline too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be sat in a corner talking to the wall "

You could pretend you're chatting to me then we both wouldn't look crazy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

all the single males guys would end up with a gay following

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'd be taking photos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be sat in a corner talking to the wall

You could pretend you're chatting to me then we both wouldn't look crazy? "

I could tell you dirty jokes until you smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be in the bar totally p***ed, you can switch this off if it drives you mad

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By *3rial Thr1LL3r OP   Man
over a year ago

scotland


"

If life was like Fabs and we were all aborad a cruise ship there'd have to be a policy of allocating the guys with torso's and black guys to different sides of the ship otherwise we'd capsize in the rush.

Black guys with torsos's? Do whatever you want, who am i to argue.

Well, dunno where I'd be then as neither of those options appeal to me...

And OP, there would be some shagging going on, I've had some great fab meets and others in the pipeline too "

And Ligiea, we're not

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

There'd be loads of fat hairy guys pretending to be 18 year old cum sluts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There'd be loads of fat hairy guys pretending to be 18 year old cum sluts"

Thats cool because the "straight" Bi guys will have something to keep them happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There would be loads of straight guys hiding in the corner sucking the TV 's cocks and then protesting that it never happened and doesn't make you gay anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of guys just walking around showing pictures of their knobs.

I'll pass.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I'd be sat in the bar perving all the hot guys and wishing I had the nerve to go and talk to them.

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..


"Lots of guys just walking around showing pictures of their knobs."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be sat in the bar perving all the hot guys and wishing I had the nerve to go and talk to them."
you had your chance, you never asked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be sat in a corner talking to the wall

You could pretend you're chatting to me then we both wouldn't look crazy?

I could tell you dirty jokes until you smile "

You're on

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I'd be sat in the bar perving all the hot guys and wishing I had the nerve to go and talk to them.you had your chance, you never asked "

Couldn't get near you for the crowds of horny hotties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".....every day we'd sit in a group and say whether we'd kiss, fuck, or pass the person to our left. Would be lots of flirting but no actual fucking.

Someone would ask why girls don't want to meet him and we'd all give him a free makeover.

Then someone would barge in, whip his cock out and ask if any females would like to suck it. Then storm out in a huff when nobody takes him on.

On Fridays (sometimes Thursdays too)

We'd pass round pictures of our faces, to those we like the look of, say thanks when we get one back. And then go on our merry way, again no actual fucking going on.

Guys would say hello to a girl and if the girl didn't reply he'd call her ugly and leave in a huff.

Anything else "

We'd choose the farthest person away and add them on kik, message them silly things and swap photos.

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By *3rial Thr1LL3r OP   Man
over a year ago

scotland

Almost all the people we like would be at the opposite side of town and we'd all complain about them being to far away. Occasionally, we would venture into each others territory but the other person would be away or not know about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Almost all the people we like would be at the opposite side of town and we'd all complain about them being to far away. Occasionally, we would venture into each others territory but the other person would be away or not know about it."

omg!!

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By *preadMyWingsWoman
over a year ago

London


"I'd be taking photos. "
I would be posing

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

If life were like fab I'd be putting my details on lamp posts throughout the land telling everyone I'll be in Derby tomorrow night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

started to read this and cos my daughter was in room had to come back to it - recognising the traits of some of the forum posters and imagining it in reality had me chuckling - such outbursts need explanations in our home lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha ha ha ha

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"If life were like fab I'd be putting my details on lamp posts throughout the land telling everyone I'll be in Derby tomorrow night "

And have a handbag full of sweeties, and be sharing my solero stash

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Flicking our hair at everything that moves, oh apart from animals of course thats just wrong

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"If life were like fab I'd be putting my details on lamp posts throughout the land telling everyone I'll be in Derby tomorrow night

And have a handbag full of sweeties, and be sharing my solero stash "

You have a Solero stash!!??

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"If life were like fab I'd be putting my details on lamp posts throughout the land telling everyone I'll be in Derby tomorrow night

And have a handbag full of sweeties, and be sharing my solero stash

You have a Solero stash!!?? "

Hell yeah, yummy yummy, get in my tummy! lol

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"If life were like fab I'd be putting my details on lamp posts throughout the land telling everyone I'll be in Derby tomorrow night

And have a handbag full of sweeties, and be sharing my solero stash

You have a Solero stash!!??

Hell yeah, yummy yummy, get in my tummy! lol "

Mango?

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"If life were like fab I'd be putting my details on lamp posts throughout the land telling everyone I'll be in Derby tomorrow night

And have a handbag full of sweeties, and be sharing my solero stash

You have a Solero stash!!??

Hell yeah, yummy yummy, get in my tummy! lol

Mango? "

of course

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"If life were like fab I'd be putting my details on lamp posts throughout the land telling everyone I'll be in Derby tomorrow night

And have a handbag full of sweeties, and be sharing my solero stash

You have a Solero stash!!??

Hell yeah, yummy yummy, get in my tummy! lol

Mango?

of course "

I'll be there in 10

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)


"If life were like fab I'd be putting my details on lamp posts throughout the land telling everyone I'll be in Derby tomorrow night

And have a handbag full of sweeties, and be sharing my solero stash

You have a Solero stash!!??

Hell yeah, yummy yummy, get in my tummy! lol

Mango?

of course

I'll be there in 10 "

Did you get lost No solero slurping sexy people here yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be sat in the bar perving all the hot guys and wishing I had the nerve to go and talk to them.you had your chance, you never asked

Couldn't get near you for the crowds of horny hotties "

It's a burden

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"If life were like fab I'd be putting my details on lamp posts throughout the land telling everyone I'll be in Derby tomorrow night

And have a handbag full of sweeties, and be sharing my solero stash

You have a Solero stash!!??

Hell yeah, yummy yummy, get in my tummy! lol

Mango?

of course

I'll be there in 10

Did you get lost No solero slurping sexy people here yet"

I fell asleep with the thought of a sugar rush, sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The English teachers would be telling people the correct way to speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me, life is pretty much like fab already then

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By *imjohnCouple
over a year ago

Clacton on sea, Essex

Our "normal life" is much the same as Fab as we spend most days frolicking about with naughty people either filming them or starring with them in someone else's films/photos.

When we want to relax we swing as there is no pressure & nothings being recorded, unlike a lot of people in porn we do actually live the life we portray in our films.

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