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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is there anything you can use a dildo for which is not sexual. My friend got spare one, dont want her to throw it away

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

A hat stand?

A meat tenderiser?

A doorstop?

A

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A hat stand?

A meat tenderiser?

A doorstop?

A"

Lol meat tenderiser. I like it. Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mouth massager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fly swat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a friend whose mother hung them up on the washing line and filled them with nuts for the birds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are great for handlebars on my Raleigh chopper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a friend whose mother hung them up on the washing line and filled them with nuts for the birds."

Post of the day!!!

"a friend's mum"

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By *inkyman looking for funMan
over a year ago

bathgate

Car aerial

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

My extra long double ender wore thin and now serves as a standin skipping rope when friends feel like a change of play tactics. My local vicar uses the shell for a good dose of liquid lunch, after arriving back from the cottage he shares with the organist. He keeps it with him on his way back in case when he's caught short the loo he drops into has a gloryhole in the wall. He pushes it in the hole to keep it blocked, preventing anyone recognising him. A tgirl across town went in, slipped on the wet floor and got impaled on it, and stuck her own took through, as she was so embarrassed to have anything but real cock up her, whilst out in public. Her swollen organ was dripping by the time she escaped, but the vicar had rushed off as he was running late for a choir circle meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rolling pin, I believe Mary Berry has dozens of them

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

If they also vibrate they help with putting a froth on your cappuccino and can whisk up a.light and fluffy omelette in no time at all.

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