FabSwingers.com forum: a joke a day

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I like to think I'm a pretty funny guy, so I'd like to propose a challenge.

You send me a message titled "joke" and on the topic , write what you want this joke to be about. ANYTHING goes.

To make matters even better, I'll spilt jokes into three categories. Short jokes, like Q&A, mid length jokes, and stories.

Anyone interested, it'll help me think and keep us both entertainmed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not just get our jokes here?

Oh........I get it.........you just want lots of messages

Oh and I want a joke about Brussels sprouts

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I want a joke about death a short to medium joke. I'll go to short story length.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Whats the difference between my cock and brussel sprouts.?

Not a lot really they re both repulsive and only in my wifes mouth at Christmas..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats the difference between my cock and brussel sprouts.?

Not a lot really they re both repulsive and only in my wifes mouth at Christmas..

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my hero!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a joke about Sumatran flora and fauna

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

"Why not just get our jokes here?

Oh........I get it.........you just want lots of messages

Oh and I want a joke about Brussels sprouts"

whats the difference between brussels sprouts and bogies??

you can't get kids to eat sprouts

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"I want a joke about Sumatran flora and fauna"

The op has found a tough audience.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

"I want a joke about Sumatran flora and fauna"

best i can do for you on this one

Q: What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

A: A tiger lily!

before anyone questions it... it is a sumatran tiger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted one about an orang utan

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

"I wanted one about an orang utan

Q: Why do orangutans have big nostrils?

A: They have big fingers.

Q: What do you call a monkey who works in a call centre?

A: A who-rang-utang!

there ya go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate has just married a lovely eastern european girl, perfect in every way except it takes her three days to hoover the flat...turns out she's a slovak

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