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How dumb is your cat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ours just fell for the oldest trick in the book. A trip to the vet is needed but hates carriers.

Piece of chicken at the back of the box, in he walks, SUCKER! Door shut behind, no fuss.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Mine are airheads. They were bred for their nature and their looks, not their brains.

I can't call them stupid because sometimes they can actually surprise me and be quite clever but they are certainly differently intelligent.

My boy cat will wander into the carrier himself, quite happily. Girl cat has to be shoved in but she doesn't fight.

In fact, occasionally boy cat has gone with girl cat to the vet, even though he didn't need to be seen, because he got into the carrier and refused to come out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine are airheads. They were bred for their nature and their looks, not their brains.

I can't call them stupid because sometimes they can actually surprise me and be quite clever but they are certainly differently intelligent.

My boy cat will wander into the carrier himself, quite happily. Girl cat has to be shoved in but she doesn't fight.

In fact, occasionally boy cat has gone with girl cat to the vet, even though he didn't need to be seen, because he got into the carrier and refused to come out."

Awww bless him! Wanted to be with his best friend

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Mine are airheads. They were bred for their nature and their looks, not their brains.

I can't call them stupid because sometimes they can actually surprise me and be quite clever but they are certainly differently intelligent.

My boy cat will wander into the carrier himself, quite happily. Girl cat has to be shoved in but she doesn't fight.

In fact, occasionally boy cat has gone with girl cat to the vet, even though he didn't need to be seen, because he got into the carrier and refused to come out.

Awww bless him! Wanted to be with his best friend "

More like curiosity got him taken to the vet!

He's very trusting, hence he's an indoor cat.

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

My mum used to have a very clever cat.

It used to bury it's own poo in the garden and litter tray

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

my cat is dumb I have no chance of getting her in a carrier she will run and hide if she sees it and howls and screams like a girl its pathetic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Devon Rex was a real naughty boy Like trying to put a toddler into a pushchair. Legs everywhere.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My buttons isn't the full ticket bless him. But he has a big character to make up for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately in our house it's the dog who's thick as mince (lab x collie) and the cat is the mastermind (he's a bengal).

He can switch on taps, open the fridge and knock on the letterbox to be let in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Poor little buggers gotta lose all his bottom row of teeth

He's got gappy and they keep clogging up with fur when he's bathing.

He keeps his fangs tho'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poor little buggers gotta lose all his bottom row of teeth

He's got gappy and they keep clogging up with fur when he's bathing.

He keeps his fangs tho'"

Give him a cuddle.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Poor little buggers gotta lose all his bottom row of teeth

He's got gappy and they keep clogging up with fur when he's bathing.

He keeps his fangs tho'"
or bless him.

At least he gets to keep his fangs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Poor little buggers gotta lose all his bottom row of teeth

He's got gappy and they keep clogging up with fur when he's bathing.

He keeps his fangs tho'

Give him a cuddle. "

He'll get spoilt rotten when he's gets home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mates cat is dumb. Bum in the window watching me come round jumps out and shouts at me to let him in

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Mine's quite canny but she does regularly get her head stuck inside empty Quavers bags. I always rescue her but it is bloody hilarious to see her looking so undignified.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine's quite canny but she does regularly get her head stuck inside empty Quavers bags. I always rescue her but it is bloody hilarious to see her looking so undignified."
that's an amazing image, I'm picturing her appearing with quaver crumbs all over her head

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Mine's quite canny but she does regularly get her head stuck inside empty Quavers bags. I always rescue her but it is bloody hilarious to see her looking so undignified.that's an amazing image, I'm picturing her appearing with quaver crumbs all over her head "

The sight of a Cat who has got stuck in the handle of a hessian shopper and thinks it can outrun this noisy, rattling bag that's following it it rather funny too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine's quite canny but she does regularly get her head stuck inside empty Quavers bags. I always rescue her but it is bloody hilarious to see her looking so undignified.that's an amazing image, I'm picturing her appearing with quaver crumbs all over her head

The sight of a Cat who has got stuck in the handle of a hessian shopper and thinks it can outrun this noisy, rattling bag that's following it it rather funny too. "

Pisser!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we have a russian blue, he is to smart for his own good sometimes.

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By *entAltCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Dartford

The smaller of our two cats still hasnt realised you can go through glass doors head first at full speed... poor little sods probably got brain damage by now!

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

My little tabby Dot once faced up to a doberman she screeched growled hissed n made a primitive low rumbling noise with her back arched n claws out like a demon she did this when my eldest was in his pram I was gardening the dog only came asfar as the gate but she was like a possessed moggy.. She died about 4 year ago butshe was the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my daughter's falls asleep balanced on an open window frame and falls off. She's on the first floor

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

had a cat few years ago watched him catch a mouse put it on the grass and then pounce on the bird that came down for it clever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We just had our catcam delivered, so I'll come back to this post! We have 4 cats - one lazy git, one bimbo, one permanent (nearly!) tree-dweller and a very clever Russian Blue who can open doors, but hasn't learnt to shut them after her.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

mine wipes its paws on my wall when it finishes in the cat litter tray

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By *igandanneCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Weve got a russian blue and she likes to play fetch the mouse from three floors down i

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"Weve got a russian blue and she likes to play fetch the mouse from three floors down i"

my cats used to bring me everything frogs ....dead mice ... half a worm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"had a cat few years ago watched him catch a mouse put it on the grass and then pounce on the bird that came down for it clever "
did you see or recognise the bird at all if it had been

A sparrow hawk yer cat was lucky not to have got any tallons in to him.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

My pussy is smart, knows what she needs and gets it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We just had our catcam delivered, so I'll come back to this post! We have 4 cats - one lazy git, one bimbo, one permanent (nearly!) tree-dweller and a very clever Russian Blue who can open doors, but hasn't learnt to shut them after her."

A catcam, love that idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We just had our catcam delivered, so I'll come back to this post! We have 4 cats - one lazy git, one bimbo, one permanent (nearly!) tree-dweller and a very clever Russian Blue who can open doors, but hasn't learnt to shut them after her.

A catcam, love that idea. "

Under £12 from China Delilah's had it on a couple of times today and it's really fascinating viewing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmmm!

mine gets fed twice a day, on a china plate, before i have my food- has free access to the garden via a £90 catflap that no other cat can access. it has at least 4 comfy places to sleep and a pile of toys to play with. Fuss pretty much on demand and a nice sunny patch has been left clear to lie in each morning, comes and fetches me to open the conservatory for a kip on a sunny day and on a wet day get dried off with a warm towel- the other one i used to have also had his own chair that nobody else was allowed to sit in..........Dumb? I don't think so?

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