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I Am So Bad!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I didn't even notice one of my hens was missing.......yesterday she walked out of the woods.....and trailing in a line behind her......11......that's right....ELEVEN!!! little babies

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So that means she was AWOL for 3 weeks!!!!

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I am such an irresponsible poultry owner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn't even notice one of my hens was missing.......yesterday she walked out of the woods.....and trailing in a line behind her......11......that's right....ELEVEN!!! little babies

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So that means she was AWOL for 3 weeks!!!!

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I am such an irresponsible poultry owner "

PENNY...it's lunch time.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hmmmm, forgetting where you hen is I suppose you can be forgiven for...........Just try not to forget where you cock is going!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn't even notice one of my hens was missing.......yesterday she walked out of the woods.....and trailing in a line behind her......11......that's right....ELEVEN!!! little babies

.

So that means she was AWOL for 3 weeks!!!!

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I am such an irresponsible poultry owner "

She has done well to keep all her chicks safe. Congratulations to you Stu I am sure you will keep them safe now they are back.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

You have 11 more to look after now

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Sounds like a proper chav chicken.... I bet they all have different dads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So the dirty little stop out pisses off and comes back with a ready made family. What a little slut. Do you know who the father/s are? I bet she went straight down the benefits office huh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

had to do some emergency construction last night to create a bit of a run and attach it to a coop....keep the crows and the buzzards away.

Will probably end up with 10 roosters

But, for now...they're all snuggly and warm and will spend the next week or so in happy seclusion, safe from predators (thank fuk Penny is not an outdoor cat yet!!!!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So the dirty little stop out pisses off and comes back with a ready made family. What a little slut. Do you know who the father/s are? I bet she went straight down the benefits office huh "

she ain't a happy hen.....was told benefits on hold for the next three years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"had to do some emergency construction last night to create a bit of a run and attach it to a coop....keep the crows and the buzzards away.

Will probably end up with 10 roosters

But, for now...they're all snuggly and warm and will spend the next week or so in happy seclusion, safe from predators (thank fuk Penny is not an outdoor cat yet!!!!) "

Can I book a couple for Xmas? A couple of fats ones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like a proper chav chicken.... I bet they all have different dads."

pmsl!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where was fugy 3 weeks ago????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"where was fugy 3 weeks ago???? "
........wait till i tell him what ya just said....pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"where was fugy 3 weeks ago???? "

LMFAO Katy! Good one, belter, right up ye!!xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like a proper chav chicken.... I bet they all have different dads."

the Hens probably a swinging Chicken who doesn't practice safe sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i aint afraid of no fug hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ffs dont tell us fugy has lowered his sexual preferences to chickens now!!! Has he abused all the cattle and sheep in Arbroath???? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ffs dont tell us fugy has lowered his sexual preferences to chickens now!!! Has he abused all the cattle and sheep in Arbroath???? lol "

lol........fugy tells me he's innocent....says he can't catch the chickens........the scary thing there is that he suggests he would shag them if he could catch them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn't even notice one of my hens was missing.......yesterday she walked out of the woods.....and trailing in a line behind her......11......that's right....ELEVEN!!! little babies

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I suspect some foul PLAY lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fowel even lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ffs dont tell us fugy has lowered his sexual preferences to chickens now!!! Has he abused all the cattle and sheep in Arbroath???? lol

lol........fugy tells me he's innocent....says he can't catch the chickens........the scary thing there is that he suggests he would shag them if he could catch them "

Tell fugy he should watch Rocky II, cos if he can catch chickens, Im sure fugy and his fishing rod can catch a few feathery paxo pleasers

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