FabSwingers.com forum: Instant profile turn on...

By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm jumping on the positive bandwagon to make a pink fluffy thread. Some of us have hung around like bad pennies for a while... we should be able to share some of the good shit...

What's a good thing to read on a profile? Which part is it that makes you smile and think that you want to approach that person? It's not all about approaching everyone after all.

Or is that where I'm going wrong?

I like it when I can tell instantly that there's humour. I read the blurb first. I'm betting some look at the pics first? There are words that I really like. Lots of them usually. I like the long winded waffles. I relate you see. To waffling. I know you're shocked.

What gets your attention?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexy shoes.

Words other that 'I'll fill this in soon'

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

A well written, decent profile that tells me something about the person/people.

Good username - some really do put me off.

Decent pictures... no multitude of angles of a cock (I prefer no cock on public at all, but I'm maybe weird) and no shots a gynaecologist would blush at for the ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm jumping on the positive bandwagon to make a pink fluffy thread. Some of us have hung around like bad pennies for a while... we should be able to share some of the good shit...

What's a good thing to read on a profile? Which part is it that makes you smile and think that you want to approach that person? It's not all about approaching everyone after all.

Or is that where I'm going wrong?

What gets your attention?

A nice arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything well written that doesn't make them sound desperate or a rapist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few good pics (a good mix)and a short well written profile that gives a bit of an insight into their personality. I'm easily pleased.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lovely smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Im single and hung like a horse' usually does it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

clear pics of both - profile that lets you know what they want - and a certain openess i cant explain but get a feeling for once you start to chat

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"A well written, decent profile that tells me something about the person/people.

Good username - some really do put me off.

Decent pictures... no multitude of angles of a cock (I prefer no cock on public at all, but I'm maybe weird) and no shots a gynaecologist would blush at for the ladies."

Not weird. Once you've seen one, you've pretty much seen them all... give or take the remote control.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nipples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something unusual on the text....one recently was like a car ad, really made me chuckle...oh and six pack pics, I do love a guy with a 6 pack or wearing a suit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humour, intelligence, broad shoulders, nice suit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Floppy hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A near common denominator is humour.

Gentlemen, are we paying attention?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"attention?"

Bless you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will meet smokers and social drinkers or don't drink is a must for us then we read ! Pics that look real with recent dates.... Less pics of cocks and pussy the better and pics with sexy outfits and dressed is good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"attention?

Bless you."

Did you say something? I wasn't paying attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think an easy profile that just asks for a shag, not many do's and donts I think and few sexy pics to lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humour, honesty, something that makes me think lol I'm so on your wavelength, i know where your coming from. I actually read the text first.

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By *rs TootyWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

One with good pics, not all cock pics..

One that has good grammar and is articulate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Short and straight to the point profile, your best bits pictures ie, cock, pussy, boobs, arss clean shaven ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing their sense of humor within the profile and some tasteful pics.

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee

"Something unusual on the text....one recently was like a car ad, really made me chuckle...oh and six pack pics, I do love a guy with a 6 pack or wearing a suit.

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expect a pm from Shagtonight now

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Nothing about a profile can turn me on, maybe the odd nice picture may titillate but that about it.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I appreciate humour. Also if it is TG, then pics of them out and about, or at least a face pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like profiles that make me think 'hmmm, if we met, we can chat a load of bollocks about all sorts and not be offended but still have hours upon hours of fabulous sex and then have more to talk about!'

In terms of pictures. I love eyes, lips and seductiveness..

...my profile is shit.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It may not be one specific bit, but how the whole lot of a profile assembles a good vibe from someone. A great warm smile is lovely to see, and instantly inviting and a breath of fresh air often. If someone is more than a mechanical sex machine, is a decent open and warm person then they have full consideration.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy with some intelligence and the ability to intrigue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something unusual on the text....one recently was like a car ad, really made me chuckle...oh and six pack pics, I do love a guy with a 6 pack or wearing a suit.

expect a pm from Shagtonight now"

Oh, does he have a six pack, I've never seen him mention it

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

A profile can interest me and entice me to want to get to know someone, but not turn me on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pictures of legs and heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good picture draws my eye to the profile first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

User name

Well written profile

And verifications that don't read like a repeat of the meet

Poppy

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"A profile can interest me and entice me to want to get to know someone, but not turn me on."

Yeah I'm rarely turned on by a profile but I was stealing the title of the profile turn off thread... I figured there has to be positive things that everyone sees when they read a profile... not so much about an instant boner.

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By *preadMyWingsWoman
over a year ago

London

Man suited up or in shirt with sleeves up standing in front of his mirror thinkin that today he's gonna conquer everything, but actually that is too cute

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By *3rial Thr1LL3rMan
over a year ago

aberdeenshire

Unicorns. Not enough people care about the unicorns.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

37 year old blind athlete loves to give prolonged yoni massage in his mansion

5 foot 3 in his socks

5 foot 11 if standing on his wallet

Hilariously dark sense of humour

Enjoys sensual recreational sex and wine.

Knows Bacchanalia ins't just a bar in Manchester.

Understands why Epicurus was misunderstood.

Loves licking pussy till it's squeaky clean ......

Haaa haaaaaaaaaa ( the last one was a lie ..... ) That must be visually discernable in their eyes.

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By *an and wifeyCouple
over a year ago

n lincs

Some sexy pics for me and the mrs to perv a decent profile and not far to travel and being able to accommodate a mega bonus. (Our darn kids always get in the way

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

and unicorns ......

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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"and unicorns ......

You too?

Shall we start a clique?

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