FabSwingers.com forum: Instant profile turn off

By *rs Tooty OP Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Is there anything that automatically makes you reject a person in their profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there anything that automatically makes you reject a person in their profile?

I can see a dangle berry on your pic.So I'm out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Username and status before ive even looked at the profile properly

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By *rs Tooty OP Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Think you need your eyes testing

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

When they guarantee something.

I guarantee to make you squirt, I guarantee to make you cum.

Actually loads put me off in a profile, but that one definitely makes me delete.

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By *rs Tooty OP Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

So do you go by photos alone? If the pic doesn't appeal do you not look at the profile?

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By *rs Tooty OP Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Lol! I wasn't expecting that but I totally understand your logic

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

oooh profile bingo for me...

professional, genuine, clean, moans about timewasters etc.

Hate a multitude of cock pics, or the kind a gynae text book would shy away from for being too intimate.

Love ones that are a list of don'ts, and ones that slag off other peoples choices always a hit (for the block button that is)

Long winded rants (and yes I know my profile is ranty) and that damned sydney university rubbish, especially when its longer than the profile...

And pet hate, the type "rainbow coloured unicorn poo" as the title of your message so I know you have read this far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that indicates a black cock obsession

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Moany profiles, ranty profiles, very very loooooong profiles, profiles that insult certain demographics or types of people. And soft cock pics. They do nothing for me.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Anything that indicates a black cock obsession"

Well, with your pic selection who could blame them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep women and couples with 100 pics. Peeing pics on profile. Fistig pics on profiles. Hmm anything else lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont really like profiles that say only to contact them if you are thinking of regular meets...

I just cant work that out...have the fucking meet and see how it goes

*I'm lucky enough to have some friends I meet again..but we never had to agree we'd meet again before even meeting each other!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

It's usually the name that is am instant turn off plus the whinging status's

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Homophobia. 90% of peeps who have profiles that say, 'no bi men. Absolutely no bi men. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES bi men' have probably played with as many as me, but aren't aware.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's demanding !!! We won't,,, we only.... No no no and we want want want ... Makes the profile like your going for a job interview or if you meet you've one first prize lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything that indicates a black cock obsession

Well, with your pic selection who could blame them?

Haha, cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I also lose attention if I see any sort of Sydney style disclaimer or anything that says 'when messaging us, put XYZ in the subject line'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10 commandments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they guarantee something.

I guarantee to make you squirt, I guarantee to make you cum.

Actually loads put me off in a profile, but that one definitely makes me delete.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Username and status before ive even looked at the profile properly

Same here and numerous dick pics... I want to see the skin its attached to

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Yes, there are many things that can put me off in a profile.

The username, a cock avatar, nothing but numerous cock pics, pubic shrubbery, certain attitudes, words or phrases... loads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything pretentious or bragging in a username.

Anyone that says they are a bull (or Dom)

Anyone that uses txt spk.

Anyone that has pictures of themselves barebacking.

And to some extent someone that has had a lot of meetings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whinging profiles

Negative status updates

Crap pics ( loo in background untidy rooms etc )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"10 commandments

Mine arent commandments just dont like finishing on an odd number lol

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

A 'NO Profile' Ie as in 'here for fun.... Will never answer anyone who can't be arsed with a profile and that is before I look at other things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've tried all sorts with my profile.

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"Will fill in later" is a classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do not like aggressive, high handed, and arrogant profiles full of selfish demands that use a lot of CAPITAL LETTERS to tell the bloody morons that inhabit Fab to read their vitriolic diatribe before having they have effrontery to reply.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

When they state bareback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really bad grammar, or 'lol'.

Attention seeking statuses, or people that label themselves to that extent 'crazy' 'flirty' etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty much everything everyone else has said.......

I guess my number one bugbear / Turn off is "no single males" on a profile......just use your male filters to bloke em, I see it as attention seeking and unnecessary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've tried all sorts with my profile."

I've just put what I can't be bothered to keep telling men over and over. Now I just direct them to my profile when they ask questions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agressive shouty moaners

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I hate short profiles, but then I hate over long ones too.

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

""Will fill in later" is a classic

Will fill later and they've been here over a year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women whos say I only want the most attractive clean males, when there Cleary punching above there weight

Also one that asks for face pics when they have no photos at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretty much everything everyone else has said.......

I guess my number one bugbear / Turn off is "no single males" on a profile......just use your male filters to bloke em, I see it as attention seeking and unnecessary"
really , we only put that on after a barrage of crap can I fuck the wife etc tie her up and one prikc even asked if he could have her for a night

bring home the next day .....ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And a less than a dozen pics but more of him and just 1 or 2 of the women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We updated ours a little while back, just humour.

All moaning and to many no this, no that.

Genuine blah blah, you can never tell who is genuine until you meet.

Her

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

Fisting,no photo's when they want a face pic of you?

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

'We are new here so please be gentle'...on a year old profile. Yes couples.

'I dont bite....blah blah blah'..so cliché.

Plus a lot of those already mentioned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't really like it when people state a racial preference, be it positive or negative discrimination. Seems very crass to write it down.

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

There are a few things but the main one is having a photo of genitals, male or female, as the avatar photo. If I want to see them I will look at the other photos in the gallery but I really hate them being shoved in my face every time I am just trying to read a message or a comment on the forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are a few things but the main one is having a photo of genitals, male or female, as the avatar photo. If I want to see them I will look at the other photos in the gallery but I really hate them being shoved in my face every time I am just trying to read a message or a comment on the forum."

Not that anyone noticed lol our avatar pic only tonight is my sky control v my cocke the diet type

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee

Not that anyone noticed lol our avatar pic only tonight is my sky control v my cocke the diet type

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I would rather see genitalia than diet . that stuffs a killer!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Lack of photos makes me move away a bit quicker. As does will fill in later on old profiles, which they never did. Gross boasting is a turn off too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting to grips with it now. However when they request more pics and not come forward with ANY of themselves. You just know it is going to be a waste of time.

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By *riendlyGirlWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

1) Someone claiming to be a dom looking for a new sub and directing people to 'apply within sluts' how pig headed!

2) "oh your sister swings too. Can we have a threesome?". Erm no, never and not in a million years spring to mind.

3) boasting about how they're gonna fill you with their massive manhood to then post a pic of a tiny mushroom.

4) people that have a fantasy sex story as their profile details.

5) People why have no pic and no details at all.

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

We are insatiable

We can shag all night

Heavy cummers

Repeaters

Breathe through my ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The name can put me right off a profile. Cock pics, ffs a dozen in pretty much the same angle is a turn off and do absolutely nothing for me....

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

People who think they are too good for a lot of others on this site and refer to others "punching above their weight" and similar. They can't predict who and what others will find attractive.

Arrogance is a huge turn-off.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I don't really like it when people state a racial preference, be it positive or negative discrimination. Seems very crass to write it down."

I see it as being clear about what I'm looking for. Why waste the time of people I won't want to meet.

Why should having a racial preference be any different to expressing a preference for tall people or women with big boobs, or to saying they don't want to meet fat people?

It's not an insult to any race/short people/women with small boobs/fat people, it's saying they're not interested in meeting that demographic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretty much everything everyone else has said.......

I guess my number one bugbear / Turn off is "no single males" on a profile......just use your male filters to bloke em, I see it as attention seeking and unnecessaryreally , we only put that on after a barrage of crap can I fuck the wife etc tie her up and one prikc even asked if he could have her for a night

bring home the next day .....ffs "

Yes really, I fully understand why you have it on there, but by simply setting your mail filter you can block them contacting you, no more crap. A lot of people don't even read your profile so having on there doesn't stop em messaging you anyway.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Loads of stuff already mentioned - plus couples profiles with no visible pics of the make.

And no - we don't care if they're in friends only as browsing won't show them.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

make???

*male !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who think they are too good for a lot of others on this site and refer to others "punching above their weight" and similar. They can't predict who and what others will find attractive.

Arrogance is a huge turn-off."

Punching

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

The ones who have got "will fill in later" as their profile text, especially if they've been on site for more than a month.

And the ones who put "just ask" or even just a couple of full stops.

Then there's the milf and cougar hunters, the most annoying ones ate those who are just a couple of years younger than me! Do they really think I'll be flattered that they are only interested cos of my age?

Add in dodgy usernames (bashyerholesin or pussyannihilater) a succession of bareback pics with clearly different women, pics which show lots of a woman but just a tiny bit of flesh that may or may not belong to the single man who's profile it is, pics from a wedding with five other people pixelated out, pics where they are pulling a 'humorous' face, pics where they are sticking their tongue out.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Is it me or is there an echo in here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles that are written like curriculum vitae's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who say they are a bull or dom.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

If there is just a page of shouty capital letters I don't even read the first sentence. *Close window*

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Athletic" when they mean lean but scrawny, or that they do a bit of sport once a week (or at least watch some on the television with a beer or three).

"Average" when they mean chunky (at best).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

text speak and cock pics definate turn off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of capital letters and lists of no-no's with very little other information.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Poor English.

Any mention of what they want to do with their cum and particularly any mention of wanting to deposit it on faces.

Guarantees of making meets squirt or an apparent fixation on making meets squirt.

Any wording along the lines of "we're all here for the same thing so I expect you to meet me for sex without any chat or getting to know me".

Any suggestion that they disrespect women and just want an appropriate hole to empty their load in. Saying they're looking for filthy sluts to use or degrade. Any indication that any hole is a goal and that they are either not at all fussy, or desperate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I started reading this thinking it would be a good insight into what makes a successful profile . So far I'm thinking of a blank page.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Poor English.

Any mention of what they want to do with their cum and particularly any mention of wanting to deposit it on faces.

Guarantees of making meets squirt or an apparent fixation on making meets squirt.

Any wording along the lines of "we're all here for the same thing so I expect you to meet me for sex without any chat or getting to know me".

All of this.

And guaranteed hours of oral. Boring. Oral is good when done supremely well. But even then 'hours' of it would be boring.

Any indication that their experience is only the sum total of porn they've read.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I started replying to this and then decided that I'm the fussiest bastard ever!

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

No pic no reply = block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots of capital letters and lists of no-no's with very little other information."

I also should add that I'm not a fan of the badly wrapped kebab pictures that so many people seem to think are alluring. I have no interest in seeing someone uterus thank you very much....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I started replying to this and then decided that I'm the fussiest bastard ever!

Nothing wrong with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All cock pics and nothing else, makes me feelit's all about the cock and my pleasure won't even be considered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ones that are too long, too serious, vulgar crude language, ones that say they like a woman in heels dressed to impress

or want to try new things, ones who like bareback.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Men who say they are submissive.

Vulgar references to body parts or sex.

'Fill this in later'

Married.

'I'm a genuine guy' ..

Tons really

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"I started replying to this and then decided that I'm the fussiest bastard ever!

Nothing wrong with that

2 more oposite profiles you could not find...excluding single/couple category of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't really like it when people state a racial preference, be it positive or negative discrimination. Seems very crass to write it down."

It may seem crass to you but it serves a purpose and acts as a filter. It's not there to offend. It's funny that you don't seem to be as offended by those that say "no single guys"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

list of do's and don't - ok for one or two but with some its like taking up a new religion

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By *preadMyWingsWoman
over a year ago

London

Pics with dick in all of em with cum oozing n drippin here n there.. yuck

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I started replying to this and then decided that I'm the fussiest bastard ever!

Nothing wrong with that

It takes me less than 10 seconds to think yes/no when I look at a profile. I think that's why I hang around the forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

quite a lot of pics turn us off - as already mentioned the oozy ones - we dont like slut written in lippy across arses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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