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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I've just eaten pork....the trumps will follow shortly.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It does the same to my OH

Stinkarse!

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"It does the same to my OH

Stinkarse! "

They are bad they smell like I've got a dead rat stuffed up me arse

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Swede is my nemesis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Swede is my nemesis "

Danish usually gets me going.

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Anyone got any matches?

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee

I normally have cabbage with pork and always thought it was that what made the stink

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

*quietly backs out of thread*

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

One of our residents has eaten a curry then keeps walking into the office , does a silent fart and walks out. Omg they are rough.

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

*runs in wearing a gas mask, drops a SBD and runs out quick so I can't be blamed*

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"*runs in wearing a gas mask, drops a SBD and runs out quick so I can't be blamed*

"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*quietly backs out of thread* "

Ewww don't leave the door open - I smelt it from the lobby.

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm polite though I'm doing them in a different room, god help the bloke that ends up with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good job you don't own a dog, it'd have a right old complex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm polite though I'm doing them in a different room, god help the bloke that ends up with me "

Better go for a Jewish guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm polite though I'm doing them in a different room, god help the bloke that ends up with me "

He's f'ing useless, even though i pray every night.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"*quietly backs out of thread*

Ewww don't leave the door open - I smelt it from the lobby. "

I like to share

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee


"I'm polite though I'm doing them in a different room, god help the bloke that ends up with me

Better go for a Jewish guy."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank God you don't live here in Cloud Cuckoo Land. With yours and my farts combined we could be jointly responsible for global warming....my chilli is having a similar effect

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Thank God you don't live here in Cloud Cuckoo Land. With yours and my farts combined we could be jointly responsible for global warming....my chilli is having a similar effect "

Oh god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank God you don't live here in Cloud Cuckoo Land. With yours and my farts combined we could be jointly responsible for global warming....my chilli is having a similar effect

Oh god "

nah they're not too bad tonight

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

leeks are bad too

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I've never noticed the pup fart yet.

Wish she'd hurry up and let rip - I've got nobody else to blame til then !

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just eaten pork....the trumps will follow shortly..... "

Now that's what I call an intelligent and well thought out thread that has some real debating potential.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"I've just eaten pork....the trumps will follow shortly.....

Now that's what I call an intelligent and well thought out thread that has some real debating potential."

*sigh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just eaten pork....the trumps will follow shortly.....

Now that's what I call an intelligent and well thought out thread that has some real debating potential."

A man on a mission

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I've just eaten pork....the trumps will follow shortly.....

Now that's what I call an intelligent and well thought out thread that has some real debating potential."

Oh ain't you a delightful ray of sunshine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nobody light a ciggy !

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Our Dog on antibiotics and steroids... Given her the most putrid farts... Smelks like a pig farm every time she trumps .. Eeeeeeks ... Kin phew!

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Ps give me pork farts anyday! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just eaten pork....the trumps will follow shortly.....

Now that's what I call an intelligent and well thought out thread that has some real debating potential.

Oh ain't you a delightful ray of sunshine "

Ohhh I'm sniggering now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive had bacon in the fridge a few days, unopened..but I'm sure my fridge isnt working right...will it make my porkbacon farts smell worse if I cook it?..or should I throw it out?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just eaten pork....the trumps will follow shortly.....

Now that's what I call an intelligent and well thought out thread that has some real debating potential.

Oh ain't you a delightful ray of sunshine "

Green arrow...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our Dog on antibiotics and steroids... Given her the most putrid farts... Smelks like a pig farm every time she trumps .. Eeeeeeks ... Kin phew! "

Charcoal dog biscuits..

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I've just eaten pork....the trumps will follow shortly.....

Now that's what I call an intelligent and well thought out thread that has some real debating potential.

Oh ain't you a delightful ray of sunshine

Green arrow... "

You know what I really can't be arsed that's a few minutes I'll never get back

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I've just eaten pork....the trumps will follow shortly.....

Now that's what I call an intelligent and well thought out thread that has some real debating potential."
Victor Meldrew is ALIVE!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just eaten pork....the trumps will follow shortly.....

Now that's what I call an intelligent and well thought out thread that has some real debating potential.Victor Meldrew is ALIVE!!!!! "

Nope Victor Meldrew was funny as fuck

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia


"I've just eaten pork....the trumps will follow shortly.....

Now that's what I call an intelligent and well thought out thread that has some real debating potential.Victor Meldrew is ALIVE!!!!! "

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I've just eaten pork....the trumps will follow shortly.....

Now that's what I call an intelligent and well thought out thread that has some real debating potential.Victor Meldrew is ALIVE!!!!!

Nope Victor Meldrew was funny as fuck "
He was not he was a grumpy fucker.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia


"Ive had bacon in the fridge a few days, unopened..but I'm sure my fridge isnt working right...will it make my porkbacon farts smell worse if I cook it?..or should I throw it out?..."
open it... Will soon smell if it off? Then it can walk to the bin on its own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just eaten pork....the trumps will follow shortly.....

Now that's what I call an intelligent and well thought out thread that has some real debating potential.Victor Meldrew is ALIVE!!!!!

Nope Victor Meldrew was funny as fuck He was not he was a grumpy fucker."

Little known fact, he was also my twin uncle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just eaten pork....the trumps will follow shortly.....

Now that's what I call an intelligent and well thought out thread that has some real debating potential.Victor Meldrew is ALIVE!!!!!

Nope Victor Meldrew was funny as fuck He was not he was a grumpy fucker."

I found him funny. I guess I juat like grumpy fuckers

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By *isscheekychops OP   Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I've just eaten pork....the trumps will follow shortly.....

Now that's what I call an intelligent and well thought out thread that has some real debating potential.Victor Meldrew is ALIVE!!!!!

Nope Victor Meldrew was funny as fuck He was not he was a grumpy fucker.

I found him funny. I guess I juat like grumpy fuckers "

Takes one to know one I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just eaten pork....the trumps will follow shortly.....

Now that's what I call an intelligent and well thought out thread that has some real debating potential.Victor Meldrew is ALIVE!!!!!

Nope Victor Meldrew was funny as fuck He was not he was a grumpy fucker.

Little known fact, he was also my twin uncle. "

He was the other dog's bollock then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just eaten pork....the trumps will follow shortly.....

Now that's what I call an intelligent and well thought out thread that has some real debating potential.Victor Meldrew is ALIVE!!!!!

Nope Victor Meldrew was funny as fuck He was not he was a grumpy fucker.

I found him funny. I guess I juat like grumpy fuckers

Takes one to know one I suppose "

I guess I led with the chin on that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just eaten pork....the trumps will follow shortly.....

Now that's what I call an intelligent and well thought out thread that has some real debating potential.Victor Meldrew is ALIVE!!!!!

Nope Victor Meldrew was funny as fuck He was not he was a grumpy fucker.

Little known fact, he was also my twin uncle.

He was the other dog's bollock then "

In hindsight (and a lack of understanding Latin) it's an appropriate username as i usually come up short.

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By *uperGuy68Man
over a year ago

Southampton


"I've just eaten pork....the trumps will follow shortly..... "

Better an empty house than a bad tenant...lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"*quietly backs out of thread* "

*followed by me with peg on ma nose

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just eaten pork....the trumps will follow shortly.....

Now that's what I call an intelligent and well thought out thread that has some real debating potential.Victor Meldrew is ALIVE!!!!!

Nope Victor Meldrew was funny as fuck He was not he was a grumpy fucker.

Little known fact, he was also my twin uncle.

He was the other dog's bollock then

In hindsight (and a lack of understanding Latin) it's an appropriate username as i usually come up short. "

I know that feeling well

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I don't belieeeeeeeve it!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I don't belieeeeeeeve it! "
Its Fab forums, I fucking do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned fanny farts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ewwww who farted !!!

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