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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Went into my new job this morning for a meeting and met my new boss...

Hot!

I actually quite fancy her.

This will not end well.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Welcome back.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

give I a month of her being your boss Lib and I suspect you will wonder what you ever saw in her

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"give I a month of her being your boss Lib and I suspect you will wonder what you ever saw in her

*it

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I told my boss (in a d*unken haze) that I thought he was particularly sexy. I am never going there of course but some days I wish that I could stop being so painfully honest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something to fantasise about at bedtime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something to fantasise about at lunchtime

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She's freshly married so I should probably wait at least a month?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"She's freshly married so I should probably wait at least a month?"

See... you do have self control!

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By *eliciouslyNastyMan
over a year ago

London

Never once in my entire life has anybody approached or even suggested I was mildly attractive at work.

I always thought it was a myth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freshly married she'll be in a state of euphoria. Might be worth a try now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never once in my entire life has anybody approached or even suggested I was mildly attractive at work.

I always thought it was a myth!"

It's a myth you're attractive?

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"She's freshly married so I should probably wait at least a month?"

Wait til at least your first review!

If it goes well - suggest a pay rise and when she declines due to the current economic conditions and the need for firm fiscal control - suggest a blowjob instead!

If it goes badly just say you've been lacking in motivation recently and a blowjob would work wonders for your productivity!

What could possibly go wrong!

Oh- and welcome back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone at work has told me they fancied me it made everything awkward after that,id rather not know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She's freshly married so I should probably wait at least a month?

Wait til at least your first review!

If it goes well - suggest a pay rise and when she declines due to the current economic conditions and the need for firm fiscal control - suggest a blowjob instead!

If it goes badly just say you've been lacking in motivation recently and a blowjob would work wonders for your productivity!

What could possibly go wrong!

Oh- and welcome back!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wait til at least your first review!

If it goes well - suggest a pay rise and when she declines due to the current economic conditions and the need for firm fiscal control - suggest a blowjob instead!

If it goes badly just say you've been lacking in motivation recently and a blowjob would work wonders for your productivity!

What could possibly go wrong!

Oh- and welcome back!

Plan (and thanks)!

"If anyone at work has told me they fancied me it made everything awkward after that,id rather not know

Pffft... BUZZKILL!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait til at least your first review!

If it goes well - suggest a pay rise and when she declines due to the current economic conditions and the need for firm fiscal control - suggest a blowjob instead!

If it goes badly just say you've been lacking in motivation recently and a blowjob would work wonders for your productivity!

What could possibly go wrong!

Oh- and welcome back!

Plan (and thanks)!

If anyone at work has told me they fancied me it made everything awkward after that,id rather not know

Pffft... BUZZKILL!"

Haha

.....its embarrassing!

Lust after her from afar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Haha

.....its embarrassing!

Lust after her from afar"

I couldn't imagine you embarrassed!

Nah, I wouldn't tell her anyway - I'd just do my damnedest to make her fancy me.

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By *eliciouslyNastyMan
over a year ago

London

Ha!... That too!

The whole workplace sexual attraction thing, never occurred to me once at work and I'm sure vise versa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a colleague who made it obvious he wanted me. He brought me back nipple clamps and a remote egg from Amsterdam. His relationship status was the passion killer for me

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

I was wanked off by the owner of my company this morning. It's just a shame I work for myself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was wanked off by the owner of my company this morning. It's just a shame I work for myself."

Better than it being a family business.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a few workplace trysts when I had a real job. They were all fun and there were no tears before bedtime

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I have a tee shirt with the word dangerous on it.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Wait until your probationary period is over (if there is one). Then get her d*unk at the Christmas party and lay on the charm. You can then deny all knowledge afterwards with a few well placed "fuck, I was slaughtered; how did I get home?" comments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait until your probationary period is over (if there is one). Then get her d*unk at the Christmas party and lay on the charm. You can then deny all knowledge afterwards with a few well placed "fuck, I was slaughtered; how did I get home?" comments.

I've had this pulled on me more than once and it's never fooled anyone. But then I'm not the boss!

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