FabSwingers.com forum: 175

By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Take away...

174 left now by the way, a Haribo for the 100th poster and a Jaffa cake plus a Hobnob for the 174th poster.

Pm me for winner's details

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm jaffa!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

One Haribo?

Or a whole bag ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whole box x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And only one jaffa is never enough

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Just to clarify, there is only one Jaffa Cake on offer. Sorry Jangels to disappoint you, but I am sticking to my flexible rules

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

I'm not going to bother posting until later.

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You are disqualified unless you can determine exactly what "later" means

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One jaffa...

Mr Ram you disappoint! Tut..

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

You may need to up the stakes a little Rich - else that Jaffa cake will be green and furry by the time it hits 175!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"One Haribo?

Or a whole bag ?

Haha... at first glance I read that as 'whore bag'

*giggles and goes for more coffee*

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I think post 69 should get a booby prize and number 121 has to shag number 96.

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"You may need to up the stakes a little Rich - else that Jaffa cake will be green and furry by the time it hits 175!

I fear not Obi, for I have tested them all out individually for everyone's pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about poster 176, after the thread gets closed (excluding mods of course)?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One jaffa pffft not worth posting

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

have i won

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have i won"

Not yet

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

What type of Haribo?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I bet a Jaffa cake (untouched) that this thread will end on Saturday

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"What about poster 176, after the thread gets closed (excluding mods of course)?"

Parka wearing Lambretta/Vespa type people should report to Bladey immediately

Not quite sure about 176, I probably haven't thought this through properly have I

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

oooh haribo

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Have you read the full terms & conditions that might quantify you for such a wholesome snack?

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"Have you read the full terms & conditions that might quantify you for such a wholesome snack? "

terms and conditions.... goodness no, I saw the word haribo and got excited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

", I probably haven't thought this through properly have I

Dont worry, its the default for most forum users

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

Did I win a jaffa cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't eat Jaffa Cakes or Haribo's so i'm available to post on behalf of other people and hand over the goodies. For a small inducement or reward, natch.

Now there was a time where if you'd offered a Big Purple one you'd be on thread Mark III by now.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

biscuits

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Have you read the full terms & conditions that might quantify you for such a wholesome snack?

terms and conditions.... goodness no, I saw the word haribo and got excited

*adds another to the easily pleased list

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Did I win a jaffa cake?"

Calm down dear, it's only a ploy

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"Have you read the full terms & conditions that might quantify you for such a wholesome snack?

terms and conditions.... goodness no, I saw the word haribo and got excited

*adds another to the easily pleased list

haribo yes, anything else not so

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

I'll only post if they are the tang fastic ones?

I like the sour tasting ones.

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Crikey, free Haribos for all women on heat then

See I'm not a meanie afterall

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"Crikey, free Haribos for all women on heat then

See I'm not a meanie afterall

Wooohooooo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to live at number 175.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we have something else?Veggie here so Haribo no good

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I used to live at number 175."

You are exempt from the free Haribo scheme anyway, so you could have lived at No 69 and it wouldn't have impressed me anyway Jim

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"post 100"

Wooohooooo, I win (i'm impatient

) lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to live at number 175.

You are exempt from the free Haribo scheme anyway, so you could have lived at No 69 and it wouldn't have impressed me anyway Jim

Oh ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off topic i know but can you imagine if a Pontefract Cake consised of layers of Haribo's with a layer of jam and cream in the middle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have jelly babies instead of haribo?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Can I have jelly babies instead of haribo? "
You could Haribo Jelly Babies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey folks, it's a fix.

There's now a rumour, hot off the press, that if the thread gets anywhere near 175 the OP is gonna bribe a mod with copious amounts of Fig Rolls to avoid paying out on the magnificent reward of one, yes one, measly Haribo and Jaffa Cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

insert "to remove a number of posts" at an appropriate place in my previous post. Ta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have jelly babies instead of haribo? You could Haribo Jelly Babies.

I could,they are the best Haribos of all,they're a bit skinny though

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Can I have jelly babies instead of haribo? You could Haribo Jelly Babies.

I could,they are the best Haribos of all,they're a bit skinny though

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I have Bassetts here, all headless now though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to live at number 175.

You are exempt from the free Haribo scheme anyway, so you could have lived at No 69 and it wouldn't have impressed me anyway Jim

I used to live at number 69

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Off topic i know but can you imagine if a Pontefract Cake consised of layers of Haribo's with a layer of jam and cream in the middle?

I can imagine it would not be to my liking, anyway your point was....

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Can I have jelly babies instead of haribo? "

Only the headless ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off topic i know but can you imagine if a Pontefract Cake consised of layers of Haribo's with a layer of jam and cream in the middle?

I can imagine it would not be to my liking, anyway your point was...."

If you constructed such a cake and offered it as a prize* you maybe reach 175 posts more quickly.

Or * offer it as a sort of pass the parcel prize so that each poster takes one Haribo in turn, and satisfy most people. Stick a few Jelly babies upright in the cream layer on top ( recently added) and keep everyone happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have jelly babies instead of haribo?

Only the headless ones

Thats like a chocolate brazil without the chocolate

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Off topic i know but can you imagine if a Pontefract Cake consised of layers of Haribo's with a layer of jam and cream in the middle?

I can imagine it would not be to my liking, anyway your point was....

If you constructed such a cake and offered it as a prize* you maybe reach 175 posts more quickly.

Erm excuse me Mr Mutt's Nuts, I have spent several days of my valuable time thought provokingly trying to appeal to everyone's tastes on here.

My judgement is final and will not be swayed.

*courtesy of the open to bribes department*

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Can I have jelly babies instead of haribo?

Only the headless ones

Thats like a chocolate brazil without the chocolate

Now Miss Honeypot, you'll have to suck it and see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*courtesy of the open to brides department* "

Have you tried Thailand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have jelly babies instead of haribo?

Only the headless ones

Thats like a chocolate brazil without the chocolate

My Gran usually has a few of them going spare whenever we visit. You're welcome to them.

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

Excuse me , but do you have the correct licences to be running what is eventually a lottery thread?

Form 1473/Z/3246 has to be filled in, in triplicate and posted on the first Friday of every month, requesting permission to post a lottery thread.

If the regulations are not adhered to then there are hefty fines imposed and if these are not paid within 24 hours of said lottery post being posted ,then there is the chance of facing a public thrashing.

Where the people who have been duped into posting on the aforementioned thread will have the chance to stuff haribos and jelly babies up your nose. ( vegetarians are catered for )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Excuse me , but do you have the correct licences to be running what is eventually a lottery thread?

Form 1473/Z/3246 has to be filled in, in triplicate and posted on the first Friday of every month, requesting permission to post a lottery thread.

Where the people who have been duped into posting on the aforementioned thread will have the chance to stuff haribos and jelly babies up your nose. ( vegetarians are catered for )

sOUNDS GOOD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Excuse me , but do you have the correct licences to be running what is eventually a lottery thread?

Form 1473/Z/3246 has to be filled in, in triplicate and posted on the first Friday of every month, requesting permission to post a lottery thread.

Where the people who have been duped into posting on the aforementioned thread will have the chance to stuff haribos and jelly babies up your nose. ( vegetarians are catered for )

I'm in a mnority, a vertically challenged midget, are any other orifices made available to such as i?

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

" Excuse me , but do you have the correct licences to be running what is eventually a lottery thread?

Form 1473/Z/3246 has to be filled in, in triplicate and posted on the first Friday of every month, requesting permission to post a lottery thread.

Where the people who have been duped into posting on the aforementioned thread will have the chance to stuff haribos and jelly babies up your nose. ( vegetarians are catered for )

I'm in a mnority, a vertically challenged midget, are any other orifices made available to such as i?

Of course. This will be a equall opportunities thrashing. I would provide lube for which ever oriface you can reach , but elf and safety say we are not allowed to provide such items incase of an allergic response .

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

*courtesy of the open to brides department*

Have you tried Thailand. "

Yes, bondage can be fun, if done in the right environment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Excuse me , but do you have the correct licences to be running what is eventually a lottery thread?

Form 1473/Z/3246 has to be filled in, in triplicate and posted on the first Friday of every month, requesting permission to post a lottery thread.

Where the people who have been duped into posting on the aforementioned thread will have the chance to stuff haribos and jelly babies up your nose. ( vegetarians are catered for )

I'm in a mnority, a vertically challenged midget, are any other orifices made available to such as i?

I think he'll need all the lube we can get.

How else can you describe a man who offers one measly Haribo as a prize as anything other than a tight arse?

Curtsey of the anatomically correct deportment.

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

" Excuse me , but do you have the correct licences to be running what is eventually a lottery thread?

Form 1473/Z/3246 has to be filled in, in triplicate and posted on the first Friday of every month, requesting permission to post a lottery thread.

Where the people who have been duped into posting on the aforementioned thread will have the chance to stuff haribos and jelly babies up your nose. ( vegetarians are catered for )

I'm in a mnority, a vertically challenged midget, are any other orifices made available to such as i?

I think he'll need all the lube we can get.

How else can you describe a man who offers one measly Haribo as a prize as anything other than a tight arse?

Curtsey of the anatomically correct deportment.

Umm true, ok on reflection I can't change the decision to supply lube, but there's nothing in the regulations that states we can't exchange it for a pineapple

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Are we there yet?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

this is taking its time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beer lubricates the parts that Lard cant reach...And its Bio Degradable

Gimp

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"Beer lubricates the parts that Lard cant reach...And its Bio Degradable

Gimp"

Need to put a shower curtain down first .

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

What number am I ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Pffffffft that was only 65.

I'll be back .....

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Pffffffft that was only 65.

I'll be back ....."

Granny Arnie!

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By *sThunderThighsWoman
over a year ago

Toy Land

Do I have to collect said prize !!? Or will it be delivered in person !?

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

Number 69

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"this is taking its time"

All good things come to those who wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey still going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blimey still going

No its another one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blimey still going

No its another one

Oi cheeky just you watch it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas will be here sooner than the Haribo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything moves slowly in Cloud Cuckoo Land

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You can't rush a good thing

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

how about chocolate instead

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By *sThunderThighsWoman
over a year ago

Toy Land

"how about chocolate instead"

Ooh yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how about chocolate instead"

lindt chocolate? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how about chocolate instead

lindt chocolate? x"

I have chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas will be here sooner than the Haribo."

Should have read this post before posting the same thing

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

Are we there yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toc.

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

ffs, I go away for a few days and you let ma thread die

Sorry to disappoint, but there will be no chocolate substitute under any cicumstances, cos them is the rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it usually take this long

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Toc

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Tic

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Dunno, I'm a virgin in this respect

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

FFS. The haribo will be out of date by the time I get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ffs, I go away for a few days and you let ma thread die

Sorry to disappoint, but there will be no chocolate substitute under any cicumstances, cos them is the rules

Ha ha, go away? Pull the other one, you've been binned ain't ya?

Otherwise, where's all yer departments gone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FFS. The haribo will be out of date by the time I get it

Will that matter, i suspect it wont last a whole lot longer.

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over a year ago

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"FFS. The haribo will be out of date by the time I get it

Will that matter, i suspect it wont last a whole lot longer. "

I think he's eaten it and now has no prizes to give away....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FFS. The haribo will be out of date by the time I get it

Will that matter, i suspect it wont last a whole lot longer.

I think he's eaten it and now has no prizes to give away....

I've heard, just this very second actually, that he's just keeping it warm and the lucky winner will have to tickle his tonsils to retrieve said reward. Some consolation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cloud Cuckoo Land will not be defeated! I see Granny has started a 175 thread too, today. Can't let that get there first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cloud Cuckoo Land will not be defeated! I see Granny has started a 175 thread too, today. Can't let that get there first

Are you judging on the rate of posts or in Rambo's case, weeks/months to get there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh, the Haribo lovers will be on tenterhooks.

FIGHT.

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"FFS. The haribo will be out of date by the time I get it

Will that matter, i suspect it wont last a whole lot longer.

I think he's eaten it and now has no prizes to give away....

*rushes off to shop to replace offered prizes

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Ha ha, go away? Pull the other one, you've been binned ain't ya?

Otherwise, where's all yer departments gone? "

They have been on working holiday, gathering that all essential useless information

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cloud Cuckoo Land will not be defeated! I see Granny has started a 175 thread too, today. Can't let that get there first

Are you judging on the rate of posts or in Rambo's case, weeks/months to get there?"

Neither indicator is looking good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FFS. The haribo will be out of date by the time I get it

Will that matter, i suspect it wont last a whole lot longer.

I think he's eaten it and now has no prizes to give away....

*rushes off to shop to replace offered prizes

Crafty. Guess who the friggin' winner is?

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Crafty. Guess who the friggin' winner is?

Oooh, Mr Mutt's Nut has started a competition within ma thread, I like ya style dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think this thread has just taken something to give it an injection of life

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"I think this thread has just taken something to give it an injection of life

Yeah a very old, fluffy and slightly melted haribo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think this thread has just taken something to give it an injection of life

Yeah a very old, fluffy and slightly melted haribo

You've been done, did you not see who the winner was?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think this thread has just taken something to give it an injection of life

Yeah a very old, fluffy and slightly melted haribo

Ewwww

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"I think this thread has just taken something to give it an injection of life

Yeah a very old, fluffy and slightly melted haribo

You've been done, did you not see who the winner was?"

Fix. Fix. I demand a recount..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The prizes are rubbish man!!!!

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"The prizes are rubbish man!!!!

Well if ya don't like what I have to offer, ya can always go and post on Gwanny's 175 thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not much courtesy by the Customer Satisfaction Department being shown on this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not much courtesy by the Customer Satisfaction Department being shown on this thread. "

Whatchya complaining about Pooch's Plum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I've missed the haribo

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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Not much courtesy by the Customer Satisfaction Department being shown on this thread. "

That is actually a counterfeit department and has never been officially recognised by the institute of collective departments.

*courtesy of the antifraudulant department*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*courtesy of the antifraudulant department*"

lol that's Rich.

One word : Where's the Haibo?

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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Ok, I'll sling in a Krispy Kreme as well, cos that's the kinda guy I am

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

my phone only goes up to 119 oh bugger

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

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"Ok, I'll sling in a Krispy Kreme as well, cos that's the kinda guy I am

Ohh don't sling it, you'll damage it ..

Curtesy of the proper way to transport Krispy Kremes department

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

ok .. maybe 120

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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"Ok, I'll sling in a Krispy Kreme as well, cos that's the kinda guy I am

Ohh don't sling it, you'll damage it ..

Curtesy of the proper way to transport Krispy Kremes department

It'll be stale by the time this reaches 175 anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

blimey still going

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"Ok, I'll sling in a Krispy Kreme as well, cos that's the kinda guy I am

Ohh don't sling it, you'll damage it ..

Curtesy of the proper way to transport Krispy Kremes department

It'll be stale by the time this reaches 175 anyway

Ok let's cut the crap. You package it up safely, get on the next train to cornwall. And I'll safe you a space on my sofa?

then we can share the creamy deliciousness .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Krispy Kreme virgin here! I've seen them but never tried one. I'm frightened of addiction.....

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

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"Krispy Kreme virgin here! I've seen them but never tried one. I'm frightened of addiction.....

Back off, I saw it first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scary donuts!!!!!

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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That sounds like a plan, I can bring some of the Moussaka that I made earlier as well

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

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"That sounds like a plan, I can bring some of the Moussaka that I made earlier as well

Ohh a man who cooks as well..

( plumps up the cushions )

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/302190

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

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"http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/302190

Ohh perfect, do you do sweet deserts as well?

Something creamy to get my tongue in to .?

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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I'm sure I could come up with something

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

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"I'm sure I could come up with something

I'm sure I can help something get up

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i dont think my phone goes up to 133

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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144 perhaps

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

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I can do 135.... And there room on my sofa for three do us

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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Three sounds good, am I in the middle though

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

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"Three sounds good, am I in the middle though

Perfect, as long as I get to share. X

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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You know sharing is caring

We seem to have this thread to ourselves as nobody else is interested in competing in the ultimate prize.

Ok, maybe a purple Quality Street may entice Jinty, but that is all.

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"You know sharing is caring

We seem to have this thread to ourselves as nobody else is interested in competing in the ultimate prize.

Ok, maybe a purple Quality Street may entice Jinty, but that is all.

Umm I always wanted to get you all to my self .

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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"Umm I always wanted to get you all to my self .

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Ok, I'll save myself for you

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

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"Umm I always wanted to get you all to my self .

Ok, I'll save myself for you

Ooh I think I'm in lust

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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I like lust, and I think that practise makes perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Buddy, can you spare a Dime?

The addictive chocolatey covered almondy type crunchy bar, often available at 4 for a quid.

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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As much as I like Dime bars, The Daim bar (originally known as Dajm in the original Swedish, and known as Dime in the United Kingdom and Ireland until 2005) is a crunchy butter almond bar covered in milk chocolate. The brand is now owned by International, but originated in Sweden and Norway in 1953, produced by Marabou and Freia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As much as I like Dime bars, The Daim bar (originally known as Dajm in the original Swedish, and known as Dime in the United Kingdom and Ireland until 2005) is a crunchy butter almond bar covered in milk chocolate. The brand is now owned by International, but originated in Sweden and Norway in 1953, produced by Marabou and Freia."

That's close enough, so are you putting one, or more, up for a prize?

For those of us who don't consume Haribo's or Kripsy Kreme's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

146 getting there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we there yet

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bump"

was it the sound of chocolate?

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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"Are we there yet

That depends on where you want to be

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"bump

was it the sound of chocolate?

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I have no idea what you mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate. I have some in the fridge BRB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"bump

was it the sound of chocolate?

I have no idea what you mean

Not many do lol.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"bump

was it the sound of chocolate?

I have no idea what you mean

Not many do lol."
you are an acquired taste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Countdown, 20......

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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"bump

was it the sound of chocolate?

I have no idea what you mean

Not many do lol.you are an acquired taste

Possibly a bit sickly to the back of the throat

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"bump

was it the sound of chocolate?

I have no idea what you mean

Not many do lol.you are an acquired taste

Possibly a bit sickly to the back of the throat

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you just spit

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

im getting fed up with this now can I just bump it to 175

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

As long as I get to bump against superramfan I don't mind ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a bonus prize for the very last poster? If this thread goes past 175 posts.

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"Is there a bonus prize for the very last poster? If this thread goes past 175 posts."

Will we ever get there?

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Are we there yet?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Is there a bonus prize for the very last poster? If this thread goes past 175 posts.

Will we ever get there? "

Give it time its only been a week

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Are we there yet?"

Owwww so close

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Major weakness for Jaffa

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Only 9 more. Poor rams gona miss it pmsl

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

8 To go

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

7 is this cheating

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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"7 is this cheating

Yes it bloody well is

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

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"7 is this cheating

Yes it bloody well is

Bite me

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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Sorry,at this precise moment in time I'm only a trainee nibbler. I do however feel an apprentiship coming on

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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apprenticeship

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

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"Sorry,at this precise moment in time I'm only a trainee nibbler. I do however feel an apprentiship coming on

Would you like to practise ? If you nibble a certain place on the back of my neck .....,well it makes my knees buckle.. And

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

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They say pracitce makes perfect

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

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"They say pracitce makes perfect

Ohh I think you would excel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do i win a prize for being the last poster (excluding mods of course)....even though i'm 176?

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