FabSwingers.com forum: what super power do you have

By *aurenka OP Woman
over a year ago

London

Inspired by thread "what super power would u have" I start this one.

What unusual abilities do u possess?

I can read faces. I can intelligence, sometimes education, sense of humor, other stuff like that and very often nationality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an ability to cause chaos and mayhem ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can Fart for England.

Though i do believe it is a team game.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make people read my posts and then think 'damn, I read his post'.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Hmmm... not sure I have any that are unusual. I can get the hiccups on purpose... does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can roll my tounge into a tube but the opposite way people normally do so the sides of my tounge are tucked underneath lol creeps ppl out x

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I can roll my tounge into a tube but the opposite way people normally do so the sides of my tounge are tucked underneath lol creeps ppl out x"

You know we're now all attempting that...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i have fatnav .. making satnav redundant

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I can make people read my posts and then think 'damn, I read his post'. "
you can make people ganache their teeth

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I can bring joy and happiness to any gathering by leaving the room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can bring joy and happiness to any gathering by leaving the room

is that after you have filled handbags with ill gotten gains?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see through people.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I can bend my fingers backwards really far (more than a right angle). Freaks the shit out of people.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I can bring joy and happiness to any gathering by leaving the room

is that after you have filled handbags with ill gotten gains?

That could have been anyone. They may even have been your teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can bring joy and happiness to any gathering by leaving the room

is that after you have filled handbags with ill gotten gains?

That could have been anyone. They may even have been your teeth

Now both you and I and half of (whatever the place was called) knows it was you !!! the evidence suggests you had a hand in it with a black jack hanging from the teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can bring joy and happiness to any gathering by leaving the room

is that after you have filled handbags with ill gotten gains?

That could have been anyone. They may even have been your teeth

Now both you and I and half of (whatever the place was called) knows it was you !!! the evidence suggests you had a hand in it with a black jack hanging from the teeth

Intrigue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the ability to disappear.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I have the ability to disappear. "

Who said that?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the ability to disappear.

Who said that?!"

Ermm, I'm still here.

*hands DG her glasses*

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"I can bring joy and happiness to any gathering by leaving the room

is that after you have filled handbags with ill gotten gains?

That could have been anyone. They may even have been your teeth

Now both you and I and half of (whatever the place was called) knows it was you !!! the evidence suggests you had a hand in it with a black jack hanging from the teeth

Intrigue. "

Minxie ended up with some teeth and a glass in her bag in Fibre in Leeds in mysterious circumstances and is trying to blame me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can bring joy and happiness to any gathering by leaving the room

is that after you have filled handbags with ill gotten gains?

That could have been anyone. They may even have been your teeth

Now both you and I and half of (whatever the place was called) knows it was you !!! the evidence suggests you had a hand in it with a black jack hanging from the teeth

Intrigue.

Minxie ended up with some teeth and a glass in her bag in Fibre in Leeds in mysterious circumstances and is trying to blame me.

the dummy and the bottle? dont deny them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can bring joy and happiness to any gathering by leaving the room

is that after you have filled handbags with ill gotten gains?

That could have been anyone. They may even have been your teeth

Now both you and I and half of (whatever the place was called) knows it was you !!! the evidence suggests you had a hand in it with a black jack hanging from the teeth

Intrigue.

Minxie ended up with some teeth and a glass in her bag in Fibre in Leeds in mysterious circumstances and is trying to blame me.

Maybe she coughed a little too hard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can roll my tounge into a tube but the opposite way people normally do so the sides of my tounge are tucked underneath lol creeps ppl out x

You know we're now all attempting that... "

Can you do it? I haven't met anyone yet that can lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can bend my fingers backwards really far (more than a right angle). Freaks the shit out of people."

Me to! And my knees and elbows lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can roll my tounge into a tube but the opposite way people normally do so the sides of my tounge are tucked underneath lol creeps ppl out x

You know we're now all attempting that...

Can you do it? I haven't met anyone yet that can lol x

Any chance of trying with your thighs around my ears? I'm sure it would help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My creativity is perhaps the closest thing I have to a super power - if it was a full on superhero grade power, then I'd probably be like a low budget Tony Stark/Ironman, battling villains in my suit of compressed cardboard armour whilst firing deadly paperclips!

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By *aurenka OP Woman
over a year ago

London

And I forgot!

I can tell weight of every person just by looking at

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I can roll my tounge into a tube but the opposite way people normally do so the sides of my tounge are tucked underneath lol creeps ppl out x

You know we're now all attempting that...

Can you do it? I haven't met anyone yet that can lol x

Nope... I looked like a tit and dribbled a bit. Then I got the hiccups just to see if I still could and now I'm stuck with them!

*facepalms*

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

I'm a super Geek with movies and most things military....

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I have the ability to smell cannabis at 20ft. A useful skill in this job!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can lick my nipples

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

"I can lick my nipples

Can you lick mine too?? Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can roll my tounge into a tube but the opposite way people normally do so the sides of my tounge are tucked underneath lol creeps ppl out x"
that doesnt freak me out.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can bend my fingers backwards really far (more than a right angle). Freaks the shit out of people.

Me to! And my knees and elbows lol x"
..........gets me thinking of all the possibilities your talents could have though

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Note to self; if ever lucky enough to get chance to play with Harlot... go carefully.

You may turn her back to front and inside out.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I have an ability to cause chaos and mayhem ...

Now I know that is a lie

Minxie is innocent I say

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By *olony1Couple
over a year ago

Essex

Hi I'm looking 4a group of black to fuck the wife

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By *olony1Couple
over a year ago

Essex

Any one want the wife cleaned up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see things and read peoples minds .

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

I can undestand any regional dialect, and reproduce it..........and i can fly!

apparantly i can't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can repel beautiful women by showing them my face lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can fly, and am super strong, read minds and super fast, xray vision, I can sing like a bird, can make lazers come out of my eyes.and can lick my own elbows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The power to spot an ass-hole in 5 words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invisibility

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I have an enhanced sense of irony and super sarcasm.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I can often predict the future, not bang on precisely but yeah I can

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Any one want the wife cleaned up"

I can spot random, inappropriate forum posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the ultimate superpower - the superfanny!

Superhot

Superwet

Supertight

I'm hoping Speilberg will base a film on me - but he hasn't got back to me yet!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I can often predict the future, not bang on precisely but yeah I can"
Oh I am shit hot at that too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a bitch. Don't even know I'm doing it sometimes. That's how good I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can fart really loudly and it stinks . Which is great if you have a blind friend .

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I can often predict the future, not bang on precisely but yeah I canOh I am shit hot at that too!

Its like a sick sence that I possess.

Its a fucking gift really

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I can fart really loudly and it stinks . Which is great if you have a blind friend .

Loud and Smelly?

Maaaaan I dont believe you

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

the ability to make ladies say thanks but your not my type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can fart really loudly and it stinks . Which is great if you have a blind friend .

Loud and Smelly?

Maaaaan I dont believe you"

its true . Ask anof my friends . ........ Oh hang o. I do t have any .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anof ! What the fucks anof ? Any .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The feat of being invisible. Well, on here anyway it'd seem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've died over a thousan times & keep coming back but every time I do come back people forget that I ever died as if it never happened!!!!

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