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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Wanted 1 sidekick for nefarious mirth making activities and to assist in world domination. Must have own Whoopee Cushion.

Please list particulars, qualifications and what you bring to the role

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whose name would be Anna Arse

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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Whose name would be Anna Arse

I may permit them to choose their own name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the name Anna Arse tbough, I may change my user name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like the name Anna Arse tbough, I may change my user name

Me too

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Does the sidekick get kicked in the side?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I can't list my particulars, they've been taken down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like the name Anna Arse tbough, I may change my user name

Rolls off the tongue doesn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like the name Anna Arse tbough, I may change my user name

Me too

And she could wear a prosthetic butt

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"I like the name Anna Arse tbough, I may change my user name

Me too

And she could wear a prosthetic butt

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I have some itching powder and a couple of stink bombs I could fire with ma catapult

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got my own blaster, I'm bald and I've been told I have an evil laugh.

Even have a thing for tight rubber outfits

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I have glasses I can remove and look entirely different, I can do a good Penfold impression and since world domination requires logistical planning par excellence I am great at colour coding spreadsheets. I'd need watching though since there is a very naughty streak that could turn evil if unchecked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great timing - I just fixed a hole in my cape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great timing - I just fixed a hole in my cape. "

Lib! Dude! Good to see you back.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm available - we could photo bomb our way to world domination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a role here for me ?? I can cause chaos at 100 yards and still look innocent

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Great timing - I just fixed a hole in my cape. "

You took your time didn't you

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

[Removed by poster at 12/08/14 22:23:04]

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Welcome back! 4 people missed you!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Welcome back! 4 people missed you! "
@lib

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Is there a role here for me ?? I can cause chaos at 100 yards and still look innocent

You can be a sausage roll.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn't me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great timing - I just fixed a hole in my cape.

You took your time didn't you

It was a big hole.

And screw you Steve!

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By *iftygreyshadesMan
over a year ago

Aberaeron

"I like the name Anna Arse tbough, I may change my user name

Me too

And she could wear a prosthetic butt

Anyone remember Kenny Everett impression of Rod Stewart. Now that was a prosthetic arse!

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

Shit haven't got a whoopee cushion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you provide the uniform or do I have to provide my own??

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By *ratty_DamselWoman
over a year ago

South East London

I have. Essential handbag filler.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have. Essential handbag filler.

believe me Tina is capable of finding handbag filler anywhere

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Great timing - I just fixed a hole in my cape. "

You're back! And all hairless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great timing - I just fixed a hole in my cape. "

Good to see ya back Lib... though there must have been a hole in the trunk I locked you in as well as ya cape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

creative thinker, with a lovely tushy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a sidekick like the one on the Bruce lee posters?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Tina, I fear I am more of a thorn in the side than a sidekick.

Just in case though, I do own a cushion of whoop, a plastic moustache, a green wig, pink suede boots and green suede shoes.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

streuth tt . world domination suggests baddie leanings .. thought you was a good guy/ girl more i. the dangermouse mould .. i offer my penfold mode sidekick services chief x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great timing - I just fixed a hole in my cape.

You took your time didn't you

It was a big hole.

And screw you Steve!"

Well I missed you!

Have you been somewhere?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like fruit salads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great timing - I just fixed a hole in my cape.

You're back! And all hairless."

He still has more hair than me.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Great timing - I just fixed a hole in my cape.

You're back! And all hairless.

He still has more hair than me."

He's lost his beardy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great timing - I just fixed a hole in my cape.

You're back! And all hairless.

He still has more hair than me.

He's lost his beardy.

New job, had to make an effort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great timing - I just fixed a hole in my cape.

You're back! And all hairless.

He still has more hair than me.

He's lost his beardy.

And I thought you meant his new haircut. The Jimmy Carr look, brave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great timing - I just fixed a hole in my cape.

You're back! And all hairless.

He still has more hair than me.

He's lost his beardy.

New job, had to make an effort.

WB Libi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I thought you meant his new haircut. The Jimmy Carr look, brave."

Pfft, you watch all the hipsters walking around with my barnet next week...

"WB Libi. "

*Tips hat*

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"And I thought you meant his new haircut. The Jimmy Carr look, brave.

Pfft, you watch all the hipsters walking around with my barnet next week...

WB Libi.

*Tips hat*"

That grew back fast! I know it was a full super moon this week but that's fast.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

That Lib! is messing with my head. He's going to get the sidekick job just because he can change his appearance at will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would offer but I can't be seen around Essex in leopard print leotards. I get camel toe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would offer but I can't be seen AGAIN around Essex in leopard print leotards. I get camel toe "

Fixed that for you.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Prosthetic arse should also fix any camel toe issues if positioned on the skew. Im off for world domination solo, if I can get my pc to boot up and fix my ticket booking, as Im not brave enough to run past airport security without a ticket just yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would offer but I can't be seen AGAIN around Essex in leopard print leotards. I get camel toe

Fixed that for you. "

You're asking for it you know

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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

It has to be Lib - he's come back, probably just to help me with this splendid project

This week Derby, next week the world!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It has to be Lib - he's come back, probably just to help me with this splendid project

This week Derby, next week the world!!

Seconded. He looks amazing in leopard print

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"It has to be Lib - he's come back, probably just to help me with this splendid project

This week Derby, next week the world!!

It was my green shoes wasn't it? I'll have to become an evil nemesis now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id be an ace side kick.. tina with boobs like ours we can just squish the bad guys heads til the pop..

I dont have a whoopie cushion but gimme a tin of heinz and i can produce a gas that even rats run away from

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By *inaTitz OP TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Crikey, this could become a posse

I'm trying to picture you as an evil adversary, Lickety. It's not proving difficult lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It has to be Lib - he's come back, probably just to help me with this splendid project

This week Derby, next week the world!!

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