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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have YOY ever wanted to be a big shot? Ever fancied running your own amity based business? Well, now is your chance to pitch your crappy idea to the dragons. .

The rules are simple.

Your idea must be origional, "adult" themed & a little bit, naff

At the end if the week, we pick a winner.

Here's mine for starters.

MingMints. Minty flavoured pastels to mask your vagitosis!

So, In or Out?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Easy to keep fancy pets. New improved pubic crabs. Multicoloured, you can even have the colours of your country's flag - great for sports fans too. And great for weight loss, as the suckers extract your over gobbled food. Ultimate bling accessory with the sparkling deluxe option, compare and breed them with your swinging buddies. Just £250,000 needed to invest in my business for a 0.01% stake, as we launch internationally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single men's meeting agenncy.

Why wait the week out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the lines of a spray tan service, I propose a spray rose tint service , to make you look irresistible to your fab meets. Guaranteed.You'll be fighting them gagging gals off!

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

A genuine tape measure that will make a 4 inch teedler read 12 inches without looking photoshopped.

We will also carry a line of mini sized tv remotes/lynx cans/lager cans and full advice on how to use them so the photos look the bizz, with full ready printed, ready to use backgrounds so everything is in perspective.

The platinum service will also come with a small "potion" so your meet does not see through the deception.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

So I present to you a dual purpose device, which you can use on those lonely nights when your meet has let you down/all your prospective messages have been deleted.

Ring-A-Rim.

It is a butt plug shaped play phone that can be used in any situation

Just be sure to set it to vibrate only if you are planning a visit to Tesco

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee

A condom made out of a expanding foam that only activates when soaked with pussy juiced. Guaranteed to full any hole on contact!

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee


"A condom made out of a expanding foam that only activates when soaked with pussy juiced. Guaranteed to full any hole on contact!"
deflates with spunk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A condom made out of a expanding foam that only activates when soaked with pussy juiced. Guaranteed to full any hole on contact!deflates with spunk."

REJECTED : No good for sloppy seconds.

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee


"A condom made out of a expanding foam that only activates when soaked with pussy juiced. Guaranteed to full any hole on contact!deflates with spunk."
needing some investment from the dragons so we can branch out into the anal market, our technicians think they can also get the foam to react to jobbies.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

mens undies with condom pockets ...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"mens undies with condom pockets ... "

I'm ooot, surely you must have a name for your useless product

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A genuine tape measure that will make a 4 inch teedler read 12 inches without looking photoshopped.

We will also carry a line of mini sized tv remotes/lynx cans/lager cans and full advice on how to use them so the photos look the bizz, with full ready printed, ready to use backgrounds so everything is in perspective.

The platinum service will also come with a small "potion" so your meet does not see through the deception."

You should make it elasticated so it's customisable

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

The deluxe glory hole. Rather than have your head pushed against a flat panel, we take an impression of your face and a cushioned fit replica is created for you. Deborah, we have one here for you to try, before you invest. Good for anyone who wants oral service from that dragon, I will let you pitch to them and get a free dragon gobble.

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

Not tonight. I have a headache !

Sounds familiar ?

Come prepared with paracetamol flavoured condoms !!!

No more excuses.

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee


"A condom made out of a expanding foam that only activates when soaked with pussy juiced. Guaranteed to full any hole on contact!deflates with spunk.needing some investment from the dragons so we can branch out into the anal market, our technicians think they can also get the foam to react to jobbies. "
Or sweetcorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This response to an excellent post is a tad disappointing. Where are all the entrepreneurs? We'll never get the dragons den panel on here at this rate.

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee


"This response to an excellent post is a tad disappointing. Where are all the entrepreneurs? We'll never get the dragons den panel on here at this rate."
Maybe people are still at the drawing board stage.Still a few days left to get there entries in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This response to an excellent post is a tad disappointing. Where are all the entrepreneurs? We'll never get the dragons den panel on here at this rate."

And what are you offering?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This response to an excellent post is a tad disappointing. Where are all the entrepreneurs? We'll never get the dragons den panel on here at this rate.

And what are you offering?"

Failsafe irrisistabilty for all.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Have YOY ever wanted to be a big shot? Ever fancied running your own amity based business? Well, now is your chance to pitch your crappy idea to the dragons. .

The rules are simple.

Your idea must be origional, "adult" themed & a little bit, naff

At the end if the week, we pick a winner.

Here's mine for starters.

MingMints. Minty flavoured pastels to mask your vagitosis!

So, In or Out?

"

I'm out. The FemFresh market is already covered. You really haven't thought this through...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

My idea is a knob garrotte for women who discover their partners secret profile.

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee


"My idea is a knob garrotte for women who discover their partners secret profile. "
I winced reading this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My idea is a knob garrotte for women who discover their partners secret profile. "

Is it possible to choke a knob ? Good idea but I think only a trained ninja could get it on in time before the howling victim slips away shouting wasn't me...I'm out.

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee


"My idea is a knob garrotte for women who discover their partners secret profile.

Is it possible to choke a knob ? Good idea but I think only a trained ninja could get it on in time before the howling victim slips away shouting wasn't me...I'm out."
I think the bdsm crowd would love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My idea is a knob garrotte for women who discover their partners secret profile.

Is it possible to choke a knob ? Good idea but I think only a trained ninja could get it on in time before the howling victim slips away shouting wasn't me...I'm out."

Wasn't it Mrs Bobbett who did this, waiting for an opportune moment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now then Dragon's may i introduce .......

Dating Wasps.

Specially bred to give a mild sting. Apply two to each bollock and six to yer cock, ( eight or more if your genuinely hung) just 30 minutes before a meet?

I've done my research and the trade in Viagra is worth $11.4bn ( really) per year and i reckon my wasps can take 30% of that market.

What's that Deborah? Can i supply you with a 1000. Certainly. I see you've already tested them on your arse.

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