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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am very sorry for posting facetious messages and thread offerings ... I can't see it stopping anytime soon though ... Anyone else need to purge their soul?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa....always sinning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa....always sinning "

And in English for the educationally challenged of us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure I can continue to look at you in the same way now you have admitted your sin's

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I didn't realise how much I used the word faecicious until my son was about six and o e day turned round and said mum don't be so faecicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mensa mensa mensam mensaris ... And when did even Latin scholars address bleedin' tables?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not sure I can continue to look at you in the same way now you have admitted your sin's "
wiggles off to check looked at me !! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" "

Are u sulking?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mensa mensa mensam mensaris ... And when did even Latin scholars address bleedin' tables? "

Could they not use envelopes like the rest of us?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

No toasters were harmed in the making of this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Are u sulking? "

I'm waiting for that crotchless smile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No toasters were harmed in the making of this thread. "

Or crockery or glasses smashed!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Are u sulking?

I'm waiting for that crotchless smile.

"

Am sure you will find plenty on here

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I would like to extend my deepest regrets to the BMW X5 driver who, after tailgating me for 2 miles this afternoon (no more than 6 inches off my tail), had to perform an emergency stop instead of overtaking me when I slammed my brakes on at exactly the same instant as signaling right - before ignoring the junction and carrying straight on.

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I should like to apologise to everyone reading this thread for lying through my teeth in the post above - I don't regret fucking off the X5 driver at all!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I should like to apologise to everyone reading this thread for lying through my teeth in the post above - I don't regret fucking off the X5 driver at all!

"

Did u not remove it then ? Lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Mensa mensa mensam mensaris ... And when did even Latin scholars address bleedin' tables? "
thats not how you decline mensa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa....always sinning

And in English for the educationally challenged of us? "

through my fault, through my fault, through my most grievous fault (beating my breast as I say it)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa....always sinning

And in English for the educationally challenged of us?

through my fault, through my fault, through my most grievous fault (beating my breast as I say it) "

No wonder I never knew cos

It's never my fault

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa....always sinning

And in English for the educationally challenged of us?

through my fault, through my fault, through my most grievous fault (beating my breast as I say it) "

Is it flattened chicken for dinner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Are u sulking?

I'm waiting for that crotchless smile.

Am sure you will find plenty on here "

When are you moving in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa....always sinning

And in English for the educationally challenged of us?

through my fault, through my fault, through my most grievous fault (beating my breast as I say it)

No wonder I never knew cos

It's never my fault "

I have learned as a man, and a good Catholic boy,it is always my fault

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Are u sulking?

I'm waiting for that crotchless smile.

Am sure you will find plenty on here

When are you moving in?

"

I am not sure I like the terms and conditions - u threatened me with duct tape and said u were gluing my shoes on my feet ... Amongst other things !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa....always sinning

And in English for the educationally challenged of us?

through my fault, through my fault, through my most grievous fault (beating my breast as I say it)

No wonder I never knew cos

It's never my fault

I have learned as a man, and a good Catholic boy,it is always my fault "

Whoooo hooo a victim errrr sorry minion errrrm person .. Yeah person to direct all blame too

-Tina I have solved all the insurance claims ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A toast to Minxie

But when the champagne cork takes out the chandelier and half the ceiling we all know she is going to shriek

"It wasn't my fault!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Are u sulking?

I'm waiting for that crotchless smile.

Am sure you will find plenty on here

When are you moving in?

I am not sure I like the terms and conditions - u threatened me with duct tape and said u were gluing my shoes on my feet ... Amongst other things !! "

Well, it's not all bad you know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A toast to Minxie

But when the champagne cork takes out the chandelier and half the ceiling we all know she is going to shriek

"It wasn't my fault!""

You know me so well - I also look completely stunned for a few seconds before bursting out with the giggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Are u sulking?

I'm waiting for that crotchless smile.

Am sure you will find plenty on here

When are you moving in?

I am not sure I like the terms and conditions - u threatened me with duct tape and said u were gluing my shoes on my feet ... Amongst other things !!

Well, it's not all bad you know.

"

Depends what perspective you are looking at this from - where did u say the duct tape was going?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I kneel down and say 3 Hail Marys.... For constantly babbling on n on n on... Causing mayhem, and generally chatting bolloxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Are u sulking?

I'm waiting for that crotchless smile.

Am sure you will find plenty on here

When are you moving in?

I am not sure I like the terms and conditions - u threatened me with duct tape and said u were gluing my shoes on my feet ... Amongst other things !!

Well, it's not all bad you know.

Depends what perspective you are looking at this from - where did u say the duct tape was going? "

I didn't

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do tell lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum, sorry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your mum, sorry."

ooooooooo does that make u Dad? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa....always sinning

And in English for the educationally challenged of us?

through my fault, through my fault, through my most grievous fault (beating my breast as I say it)

No wonder I never knew cos

It's never my fault

I have learned as a man, and a good Catholic boy,it is always my fault

Whoooo hooo a victim errrr sorry minion errrrm person .. Yeah person to direct all blame too

-Tina I have solved all the insurance claims .... "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa....always sinning

And in English for the educationally challenged of us?

through my fault, through my fault, through my most grievous fault (beating my breast as I say it)

No wonder I never knew cos

It's never my fault

I have learned as a man, and a good Catholic boy,it is always my fault

Whoooo hooo a victim errrr sorry minion errrrm person .. Yeah person to direct all blame too

-Tina I have solved all the insurance claims ....

"

ure not wiggling out of this ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your mum, sorry.

ooooooooo does that make u Dad? lol "

I'm the daddy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your mum, sorry.

ooooooooo does that make u Dad? lol

I'm the daddy."

* holds hands out for many years of missing pocket money ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your mum, sorry.

ooooooooo does that make u Dad? lol

I'm the daddy.

* holds hands out for many years of missing pocket money ... "

Fab takes a dim view of money exchanging hands. Get a Saturday job, they might be looking for a new member. One of 'em's bound to be impregnated.

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