FabSwingers.com forum: Who is the biggest cock on fab?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Spurs fans are automatically deducted points for already having a chicken on a ball emblem on their badge.

I am exempt as chief judge and adjudicator.

Nek nominate whoever you like. Extra points for boas and peacock feathers.

Bonus prizes for cock o the north , chirpy cockney sparrow and ugliest turkey neck.

Choking the chicken may result in disqualification if caught.

No fly by nights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we are not allowed to name and shame .... you're naughty !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tarring and feathering could be an option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that'll out 'em

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I dont own any fowl.

However:

In regards to chatting shit and being a cock Id make most peoples Top 5s I reckon

This isnt a problem to me and Im happy to give a speech after all the votes are in and my reckoning is correct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rooster Cogburn .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A foghorn legover may be in order

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Can we self nominate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we self nominate?"

Was nominate the word you were looking for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was in junior school the "cock" was usually the hardest boy in school (not his cock)and as he is not here I have know idea who is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the a guess who game ?

I pick you OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As an invigilator I can't be nominated

Cock a leekie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As an invigilator I can't be nominated

Cock a leekie"

OOO bet ya cock-a-hoop at that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Beat me to it

Cockburns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine by atleast an inch! Ooo wrong thread! Thought it was smallest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

here is mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Coq au vin

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've been to Cockermouth if that's any good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone know the way to cockfosters?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone know the way to cockfosters?"

Drink it warm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's this post about I don't get it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"here is mine

That's a hen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"here is mine

That's a hen

More like an easterchick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 12/08/14 23:01:41]

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

I don't know who HAS the biggest cock. I could name who I think IS the biggest cock - but I don't want a ban

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know who HAS the biggest cock. I could name who I think IS the biggest cock - but I don't want a ban

A ban is just like short break,

Go on I dare you

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By *iguy39Man
over a year ago

manchester

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I don't know who HAS the biggest cock. I could name who I think IS the biggest cock - but I don't want a ban

Surely there's more than one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know who HAS the biggest cock. I could name who I think IS the biggest cock - but I don't want a ban

Surely there's more than one!

Normally a new one appears each day.....maybe two or three on a good day

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I don't know who HAS the biggest cock. I could name who I think IS the biggest cock - but I don't want a ban

Surely there's more than one!

Normally a new one appears each day.....maybe two or three on a good day

Today has been a good day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You called, m'lord?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know who HAS the biggest cock. I could name who I think IS the biggest cock - but I don't want a ban

Surely there's more than one!

Normally a new one appears each day.....maybe two or three on a good day

Today has been a good day!

Indeed it has

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Captain peacock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know who HAS the biggest cock. I could name who I think IS the biggest cock - but I don't want a ban

Surely there's more than one!

Normally a new one appears each day"

*waves*

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Captain peacock"

In the cellar with the giant dildo?!

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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago

East Lancashire

Currently, the biggest cock must be the OP on the "boobs" thread......imho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know who HAS the biggest cock. I could name who I think IS the biggest cock - but I don't want a ban

Surely there's more than one!

Normally a new one appears each day

*waves*"

*waves back*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Currently, the biggest cock must be the OP on the "boobs" thread......imho

we couldn't possibly comment

Cockatoos

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Currently, the biggest cock must be the OP on the "boobs" thread......imho

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He will be cockahoop to hear that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought size does not matter!!!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Captain peacock"

Chris Peacock and his brother Drew

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I don't know who HAS the biggest cock. I could name who I think IS the biggest cock - but I don't want a ban

Surely there's more than one!

They dont have to be male either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having a hilarious time watching the odd guy putting his hand up, thinking he's declaring himself to having the biggest cock. When in fact he's declaring something entirely different

Good thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There seems to be quite a few about today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/08/14 13:30:20]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 13/08/14 13:30:20]"

Bit harsh, I don't think all men are tossers.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I don't know who HAS the biggest cock. I could name who I think IS the biggest cock - but I don't want a ban

Surely there's more than one!

They dont have to be male either"

Of course not... that would be terribly sexist!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I don't know who HAS the biggest cock. I could name who I think IS the biggest cock - but I don't want a ban

Surely there's more than one!

They dont have to be male either

Of course not... that would be terribly sexist!

and nieve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 13/08/14 13:30:20]

Bit harsh, I don't think all men are tossers."

They so are!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I don't know who HAS the biggest cock. I could name who I think IS the biggest cock - but I don't want a ban

Surely there's more than one!

They dont have to be male either

Of course not... that would be terribly sexist!

and nieve"

Who's she?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I don't know who HAS the biggest cock. I could name who I think IS the biggest cock - but I don't want a ban

Surely there's more than one!

They dont have to be male either

Of course not... that would be terribly sexist!

and nieve

Who's she?

Adam's Mrs. (not fabs Adam)

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I don't know who HAS the biggest cock. I could name who I think IS the biggest cock - but I don't want a ban

Surely there's more than one!

They dont have to be male either

Of course not... that would be terribly sexist!

and nieve

Who's she?

Adam's Mrs. (not fabs Adam)"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm having a hilarious time watching the odd guy putting his hand up, thinking he's declaring himself to having the biggest cock. When in fact he's declaring something entirely different

Good thread

Shh!

Shuttlecock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm having a hilarious time watching the odd guy putting his hand up, thinking he's declaring himself to having the biggest cock. When in fact he's declaring something entirely different

Good thread

Shh!

Shuttlecock"

I'll shhhh with a cocktail

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm having a hilarious time watching the odd guy putting his hand up, thinking he's declaring himself to having the biggest cock. When in fact he's declaring something entirely different

Good thread

Shh!

Shuttlecock

I'll shhhh with a cocktail

"
its a deal

Spatchcock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Un coq au vin grand

= a cock in a lorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The biggest lorry on fab.

Hancock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is or has?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The choice is yours

Buzzcocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So YOU say

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I just wanted to say COCK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You. Well somebody had to say it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been to Cockermouth if that's any good

I live in Cockermouth!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why am I not surprised?

Cocklington

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