FabSwingers.com forum: Who's got the smallest cock on fab?

By *3rial Thr1LL3r OP Man
over a year ago

scotland

Just to be different?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not the smallest but mines massively average!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Mine is giant and in the shape of a gun!

(Purchase by a boy obviously!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an extraordinarily ordinary one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines actual size on the profile PIC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mines small a cute and lots of guys seem to like playing with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines not big, but I think it's well formed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We should have a competition, run cold water on our penises and see who can post the smallest cock pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, lets . . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We should have a competition, run cold water on our penises and see who can post the smallest cock pic."

That would actually be a really good idea for an avatar competition

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By *ishopstippleMan
over a year ago

Purley

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We should have a competition, run cold water on our penises and see who can post the smallest cock pic.

That would actually be a really good idea for an avatar competition

I might give it a go just for the lulz

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

One of the girls I'd imagine ?

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By *3rial Thr1LL3r OP Man
over a year ago

scotland

I have a micro penis

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

When they were handing out man sausages i got a chippolata ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well here's my entry, 4 inches (running it under a cold tap was less pleasant than I'd imagined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No need for cold water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We should have a competition, run cold water on our penises and see who can post the smallest cock pic.

That would actually be a really good idea for an avatar competition

That is one freaky cock pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there are some little yellow chicks going cheep at the farm but not sure if there is a cock amongst them ... will they do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines average at best when warm

Tiny when nervous or cold

Average hard

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I have a micro penis"

Should we wave?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Micro Penis' sounds like something that goes into the microwave as big as a French fry and comes out the size of a cucumber.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Ping...just got that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can easily put myself up for this. Soft its a foreskin on a ball bag, hard its less than 3 inches

its why I dont play at our meets. If I wanted to join in we would never get a meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The product could even have its own jingle:

Take off your knickers or your pants

Prepare your pussy for romance

Make sure you lube it up real good

To receive some atomically heated wood

Quickety queenus - Micro Penis!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We should have a competition, run cold water on our penises and see who can post the smallest cock pic.

That would actually be a really good idea for an avatar competition

I might give it a go just for the lulz

Do it. Even my pubes get embarrassed when it's cold. Do they do barbie size sky remotes to compare?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We should have a competition, run cold water on our penises and see who can post the smallest cock pic.

That would actually be a really good idea for an avatar competition

That is one freaky cock pic :-

Haha great for staring contests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meeeee!!!!

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By *3rial Thr1LL3r OP Man
over a year ago

scotland

Changed avatar....see it's tiny

Oh, and the jingle cracked me up as did the bit about putting it in the microwave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of the guys here claiming they are small make me chuckle. Seeing mine would make you proud but I openly admit Im too ashamed of it to post a pic it really is humiliating...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Certainly not mine, I'll have you know that I can slide a whole roll of polo's onto my cock, when erect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Averafe is 4 to 6 Inch I can say im just about abover average chuck cold water on it tho women will mistake it for a clit lol.

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By *3rial Thr1LL3r OP Man
over a year ago

scotland

Going slightly off topic, what is classed as average, we, vwe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to tv average is 5 inches and majority of people who are that big soft dont grow much when hard. Personally I can only dream of being average.

Id say w/e means anything over 6 inches as yout then well above average.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Certainly not mine, I'll have you know that I can slide a whole roll of polo's onto my cock, when erect"

You lucky lucky man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well here's mine. It wouldn't go down as much as it normally does. I blame after work horn. I even used ice but that was actually quite nice. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well here's mine. It wouldn't go down as much as it normally does. I blame after work horn. I even used ice but that was actually quite nice. Lol"

Did you remember to measure it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well here's mine. It wouldn't go down as much as it normally does. I blame after work horn. I even used ice but that was actually quite nice. Lol

Did you remember to measure it?"
lol. Hang on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK 4.5" long and 5" girth. Form an orderly queue girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK 4.5" long and 5" girth. Form an orderly queue girls"

I'm still winning then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK 4.5" long and 5" girth. Form an orderly queue girls

I'm still winning then

Are we using a different tape measure. Lol. In fairness I'm sure mine could be smaller. Need a strategic wank and a snow storm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably me tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a little problem!.... yes i must have smallest penis on here!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thus far this competition has flopped.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's coz it's been invaded once again by men who have big cocks. Have you guys not got enough threads to post on? Ffs

Let us small guy's at least wallow in self pity together without you all rubbing our noses in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thus far this competition has flopped."

Maybe some couldn't rise to the occasion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thus far this competition has flopped.

Maybe some couldn't rise to the occasion"

Or droop to the occasion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's an open forum. I doubt anyone would like to be highlighted as having the smallest cock on Fab. The avatar thing was just amusing, as the floppy Willy rarely gets mentioned. It was never my intention to offend. Although my penis is just over average. It may not have been aimed at me. Lol

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By *3rial Thr1LL3r OP Man
over a year ago

scotland

"That's coz it's been invaded once again by men who have big cocks. Have you guys not got enough threads to post on? Ffs

Let us small guy's at least wallow in self pity together without you all rubbing our noses in it

Sorry fella, didn't mean to offend anyone. Was jus a bit of fun spurred on by the barrage of "who's got the biggest" threads that have been appearing. And having a big cock isn't all that, if you are only going to use three inch of it. Far more important what you do with it and the other tools in your box

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