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By *inaTitz OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Now at the grand age of 38 and from a line of skinny gits, who seem to live forever and keep their marbles, but have bad skin, I think I may be losing it.

Did I inadvertently advertise a meet today yesterday where I specified that I wanted to meet toothache?

I'm damned if I can remember doing it, but I must have. It's like I've opened a guest house for toothache. This git moved in yesterday afternoon and didn't do one over night, as I hoped. I've been to the dentist, to enquire about eviction and the amount of notice needed, and they took a filling out, rummaged about for 40 days and 40 nights then sent me on my way, £50 lighter. It hasn't gone yet. I'm hoping it does a moonlight flit.

If anyone wants one toothache, free to a good home, or any home, or as a present for a relative who has miffed you off, get in touch.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

I hate toothache

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Pain killers. Lots and lots of pain killers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks but I do need root canal treatment on one of mine if your offering

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

oh no

clove oil does help, or anbesol liquid (do not confuse with anusol cream )

hope it goes soon x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toothache is horrible. Hope it's gone soon

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I live in a gated community with a sign stating "No stinkers, piss-takers or toothache" and it seems to keep them at bay.

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Got my own cheers. Never had one till 8 weeks ago, now its all over the place. (each canine takes turns in hurting badly, in weekly shifts)

WORST thing is, dentist did xrays, and found no cause. That scares the crap out of me

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Got my own cheers. Never had one till 8 weeks ago, now its all over the place. (each canine takes turns in hurting badly, in weekly shifts)

WORST thing is, dentist did xrays, and found no cause. That scares the crap out of me

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Are you grinding your teeth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have my sympathy but imagine toothache and earache together.. forever? I have trigeminsl neuralgia and thats what it amounts to. I find swearing helps (and codeine) .. swearing including mammals is good eg badgerwanking pissweasel, squirrelfucking muffmarmot .... you get my drift. Hope it wears off oh behemoth of bosoms xxxxx

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By *inaTitz OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Ta for the sympathy, everyone. The git is still here in my mouth. Hopefully not for long, though.

Strangest thing in the dentist: when I'm playing I can take cocks of all sizes in my mouth and be there quite happy. Let the dentist put the smallest tool in and my mouth shrinks. I was tempted to ask about this, but didn't.

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