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By *3rial Thr1LL3r OP   Man
over a year ago

scotland

Ladies of the forum I need your help, it would seem that I am sex addicted and therefore need you all to club together and help a fellow forummer in his hour of need. Please could you all dress up in your sexiest/filthiest outfits and meet me at mine this evening. I'm going to try a new approach to sex addiction, that is to try and fuck my way through it. Bring your husbands, boy toys, girlfriends, fuck buddies or whoever.....just not any of your friends mums!

If you can't get to mine or have prior engagements please send me some of your naughtiest pictures. Help an addict get his last fix. Please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw I was up in Scotland last week too. Pffft too late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ladies of the forum I need your help, it would seem that I am sex addicted and therefore need you all to club together and help a fellow forummer in his hour of need. Please could you all dress up in your sexiest/filthiest outfits and meet me at mine this evening. I'm going to try a new approach to sex addiction, that is to try and fuck my way through it. Bring your husbands, boy toys, girlfriends, fuck buddies or whoever.....just not any of your friends mums!

If you can't get to mine or have prior engagements please send me some of your naughtiest pictures. Help an addict get his last fix. Please. "

can I be excused please - I have a Doc's Certificate

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Can I bring my strapon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we get sympathy shags

Her

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By *3rial Thr1LL3r OP   Man
over a year ago

scotland


"

Can I bring my strapon? "

Only if it goes round your head and you pretend to be a unicorn x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aw I was up in Scotland last week too. Pffft too late "

gutted, i am too late. i was there last week too. good luck with your therapy! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we have to dress up ?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"

Can I bring my strapon?

Only if it goes round your head and you pretend to be a unicorn x"

Well I've had some weird requests in my time but that may well take the oysters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Can I bring my strapon?

Only if it goes round your head and you pretend to be a unicorn x

Well I've had some weird requests in my time but that may well take the oysters! "

You are a SBF, so if you're as rare as a unicorn, you might as well look like one

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By *3rial Thr1LL3r OP   Man
over a year ago

scotland


"

Can I bring my strapon?

Only if it goes round your head and you pretend to be a unicorn x

Well I've had some weird requests in my time but that may well take the oysters!

You are a SBF, so if you're as rare as a unicorn, you might as well look like one "

What's an SBF?

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By *3rial Thr1LL3r OP   Man
over a year ago

scotland

Well that didn't work out as planned, only a few kind souls offered to help out in my hour of need

I've jumped the first hurdle and admitted I have an addiction, let's see if any other kind souls want to help out, a fab support group if you will

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"

Can I bring my strapon?

Only if it goes round your head and you pretend to be a unicorn x

Well I've had some weird requests in my time but that may well take the oysters!

You are a SBF, so if you're as rare as a unicorn, you might as well look like one

What's an SBF? "

I m guessing single bi female ...

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"

Can I bring my strapon?

Only if it goes round your head and you pretend to be a unicorn x

Well I've had some weird requests in my time but that may well take the oysters!

You are a SBF, so if you're as rare as a unicorn, you might as well look like one

What's an SBF? "

Single bisexual female... we're like rocking horse shit apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Can I bring my strapon?

Only if it goes round your head and you pretend to be a unicorn x

Well I've had some weird requests in my time but that may well take the oysters!

You are a SBF, so if you're as rare as a unicorn, you might as well look like one

What's an SBF?

Single bisexual female... we're like rocking horse shit apparently. "
more like unicorns

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Can I bring my meat cleaver?

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By *3rial Thr1LL3r OP   Man
over a year ago

scotland


"Can I bring my meat cleaver? "

only if you are intending on doing the catering

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Can I bring my meat cleaver?

only if you are intending on doing the catering "
Well I was going to dress up in my sexiest Dexter outfit, complete with goggles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sexiest outfit is a pair of tights with holes in the toes and a washed out bra. Will that do?

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By *3rial Thr1LL3r OP   Man
over a year ago

scotland

Yes, that's fine. I'm an addict after all, I don't care whether I'm getting Moët or Meths

Oh and dexter? Yeah why the hell not

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Yes, that's fine. I'm an addict after all, I don't care whether I'm getting Moët or Meths

Oh and dexter? Yeah why the hell not "
I will endeavour to get the blood splatter out of my boilersuit, and I bring my own plastic sheeting, so don't worry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we making videos? I'll have to brush my hair if we are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, that's fine. I'm an addict after all, I don't care whether I'm getting Moët or Meths

Oh and dexter? Yeah why the hell not I will endeavour to get the blood splatter out of my boilersuit, and I bring my own plastic sheeting, so don't worry. "

Rubber boiler suits are blood proof you know

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By *3rial Thr1LL3r OP   Man
over a year ago

scotland

Well this has gone off on a tangent

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Yes, that's fine. I'm an addict after all, I don't care whether I'm getting Moët or Meths

Oh and dexter? Yeah why the hell not I will endeavour to get the blood splatter out of my boilersuit, and I bring my own plastic sheeting, so don't worry.

Rubber boiler suits are blood proof you know "
Too hot, tried them. I leave too much DNA around.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

It's better naked Femme... wash off all trace and the blood is warm and sticky... no clothes to dispose of after.

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By *3rial Thr1LL3r OP   Man
over a year ago

scotland


"It's better naked Femme... wash off all trace and the blood is warm and sticky... no clothes to dispose of after. "

I'm not sure I like where this is going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, that's fine. I'm an addict after all, I don't care whether I'm getting Moët or Meths

Oh and dexter? Yeah why the hell not "

Oooo, Dexter. cling film, and a table and knives..................sounds just about perfect to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring vinegar and sandpaper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's better naked Femme... wash off all trace and the blood is warm and sticky... no clothes to dispose of after.

I'm not sure I like where this is going"

That's the problem when you start a thread. They never go where you want...now where's my scalpel

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