FabSwingers.com forum: Things You Could Probably Flush Down The Toilet!

By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Ping pong balls! They wont flush! Anyone else ever had trouble flushing something???

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

steatorrhoea

Not my own I hasten to add

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is the 007 Turd.

Named so, as it simply won't flush and you end up saying, "Ah, we meet again, Mr. Bond."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"steatorrhoea

Not my own I hasten to add "

the visions that conjures!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Ping pong balls! They wont flush! "

Just out of interest.....how did you find this out?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I've known a few people manage to flush their career down the pan... in one flush.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"steatorrhoea

Not my own I hasten to add

the visions that conjures!

All in the line of duty

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Ping pong balls! They wont flush!

Just out of interest.....how did you find this out?"

Well i found a couple of ping pong balls in a box in my office and put a face on and blu-tacked it to the top of the toilet cistern..........and it fell in. I wasn't picking it out and the fekker wont flush now!!!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Ping pong balls! They wont flush!

Just out of interest.....how did you find this out?

Busy day at the office dear?

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Ping pong balls! They wont flush!

Just out of interest.....how did you find this out?

Busy day at the office dear?"

Nope we was all listing to the budget

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ping pong balls! They wont flush! Anyone else ever had trouble flushing something???"

BB I worry about you, truly I do lol...the things you come up with!

I'm sure you could have found a couple of balls to play with that didn't require you to draw on them to have fun!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"I'm sure you could have found a couple of balls to play with that didn't require you to draw on them to have fun!

I sense a new tattoo design.....

football panels!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Ping pong balls! They wont flush! Anyone else ever had trouble flushing something???

BB I worry about you, truly I do lol...the things you come up with!

I'm sure you could have found a couple of balls to play with that didn't require you to draw on them to have fun!

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dont encourage him please!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

from my experience you can flush all sorts of shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ping pong balls! They wont flush! Anyone else ever had trouble flushing something???

BB I worry about you, truly I do lol...the things you come up with!

I'm sure you could have found a couple of balls to play with that didn't require you to draw on them to have fun!

dont encourage him please!!

Lol sorry Femme couldn't resist!

At least he can amuse himself, bless him lol!

Psssst, Femme, whilst he playing with his balls, eBay have some wicked Loubouton's on offer!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Ping pong balls! They wont flush! Anyone else ever had trouble flushing something???

BB I worry about you, truly I do lol...the things you come up with!

I'm sure you could have found a couple of balls to play with that didn't require you to draw on them to have fun!

dont encourage him please!!

Lol sorry Femme couldn't resist!

At least he can amuse himself, bless him lol!

Psssst, Femme, whilst he playing with his balls, eBay have some wicked Loubouton's on offer!

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i know ...hehehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead goldfish don't always flush easily!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pagers dont flush.

where i worked, if anyone was on call (particularly on fridays) they would have an 'accident' in the bathrooms.

i eventually put up signs saying "pagers don't flush"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell thats where my ping pong balls went then? u b******s lol lol

Tried to flush down the loo my old car tyres! didnt go down til i p**d on them properly! lol then one almighty flush away they went!! lol lol

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

"steatorrhoea "

Well, thanks for that, I can turn the Interweb off for today, I've reached my daily quota of "new things I've never even heard of and probably wouldn't want to".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"steatorrhoea

Well, thanks for that, I can turn the Interweb off for today, I've reached my daily quota of "new things I've never even heard of and probably wouldn't want to"."

yea lol very funny that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"steatorrhoea

Well, thanks for that, I can turn the Interweb off for today, I've reached my daily quota of "new things I've never even heard of and probably wouldn't want to"."

PMSL...I knew what it was, just didn't expect - or want - to see it on a site lke this!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"steatorrhoea

Well, thanks for that, I can turn the Interweb off for today, I've reached my daily quota of "new things I've never even heard of and probably wouldn't want to".

PMSL...I knew what it was, just didn't expect - or want - to see it on a site lke this!!!

innit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"steatorrhoea

Well, thanks for that, I can turn the Interweb off for today, I've reached my daily quota of "new things I've never even heard of and probably wouldn't want to".

PMSL...I knew what it was, just didn't expect - or want - to see it on a site lke this!!!

innit.

"
.........^.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wot a strange thread this is!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Wedding vows.

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

You can't flush a pencil or a packet of polos either. Well not in my kazi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ping pong balls! They wont flush!

Just out of interest.....how did you find this out?

Update please kind Sir...

Has the floating ball situation now been resolved? Did they flush or require manual intervention?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

You can't flush a pair of pants either

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"You can't flush a pair of pants either"
edible ones ya can!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't flush a pair of pants eitheredible ones ya can!!!!

Despite my better judgement i shall have to ask... in their pre-consumed state or after?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is the 007 Turd.

Named so, as it simply won't flush and you end up saying, "Ah, we meet again, Mr. Bond."

lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"You can't flush a pair of pants eitheredible ones ya can!!!!

Despite my better judgement i shall have to ask... in their pre-consumed state or after?

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either

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By *irtyduoCouple
over a year ago

nr stirling

"steatorrhoea

Not my own I hasten to add "

wot is that?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"steatorrhoea

Not my own I hasten to add

wot is that?????

Copy and paste it into a well known search engine... though i am not responsible for your reaction x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well we didst flush our world cup hopes just yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've known a few people manage to flush their career down the pan... in one flush."

i think they are called politicians

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"steatorrhoea

Not my own I hasten to add

wot is that?????

Copy and paste it into a well known search engine... though i am not responsible for your reaction x"

a type of Coeliac disease

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By *inesawineWoman
over a year ago

fife

Maltesers !!!!!

Apparently they wont flush away either, great trick for leaving something in someone's loo ..................

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

contrary to popular belief, toilet roll doesn't flush away......especially if like me anyone has ever had kids that throw them in whole!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me auntie had false teeth and one day she was sick in the loo and they fell out

Being unwilling ta put her hand in and retrieve them out of the mess she decided ta flush the loo so the water would be clean (thinkin that the teeth were heavy enough ta stay)

Awaaaaaayyyy they went lol expensive do that lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I QUITE enjoy flushing spiders down the bog!!

they have a BIG massive water slide dont they? lol

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Lemons wont flush either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lemons wont flush either!

What about limes? I bet it's like Brainiac Science Abuse in your khazi!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blackberries do!! Mine did last Friday. What a quiet weekend that was

Had a crap load of emails when i got in the office Monday though

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Petrol doesn't flush either so DON'T try it if you smoke on the po !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ping pong balls! They wont flush! Anyone else ever had trouble flushing something???"

why where you trying to flush a ping pong ball?

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Ping pong balls! They wont flush! Anyone else ever had trouble flushing something???

why where you trying to flush a ping pong ball?"

It fell in and i didn't fancy plucking it out!

Then it wouldn't flush so i have been experimenting (with clean water) ever since.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ping pong balls! They wont flush! Anyone else ever had trouble flushing something???

why where you trying to flush a ping pong ball?

It fell in and i didn't fancy plucking it out!

Then it wouldn't flush so i have been experimenting (with clean water) ever since.

it fell in, ok, not even gunna ask why you was playing ping pong in the loo

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Ping pong balls! They wont flush! Anyone else ever had trouble flushing something???

why where you trying to flush a ping pong ball?

It fell in and i didn't fancy plucking it out!

Then it wouldn't flush so i have been experimenting (with clean water) ever since.

it fell in, ok, not even gunna ask why you was playing ping pong in the loo

Err well it was for a profile picture that went wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ping pong balls! They wont flush! Anyone else ever had trouble flushing something???

why where you trying to flush a ping pong ball?

It fell in and i didn't fancy plucking it out!

Then it wouldn't flush so i have been experimenting (with clean water) ever since.

it fell in, ok, not even gunna ask why you was playing ping pong in the loo

Err well it was for a profile picture that went wrong

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Ping pong balls! They wont flush! Anyone else ever had trouble flushing something???

why where you trying to flush a ping pong ball?

It fell in and i didn't fancy plucking it out!

Then it wouldn't flush so i have been experimenting (with clean water) ever since.

it fell in, ok, not even gunna ask why you was playing ping pong in the loo

Err well it was for a profile picture that went wrong

That's what i thought when the ping pong ball fell in the pan!

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

"steatorrhoea

Not my own I hasten to add

wot is that?????

Copy and paste it into a well known search engine... though i am not responsible for your reaction x"

thank god for that well know search engine... lol ...

b t w contact lences are damn hard to find when they fall into the loo.. probely easer to flush them away.. lol .. have learnt my lesson and now put the seat down when i take them out/ put them in...

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