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my mother in law smokes so much

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

that she no longer has periods....she has a fall of soot

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"that she no longer has periods....she has a fall of soot "

How old is she?

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

She needs to find a sweep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

boys boys..... thats just wrong !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"that she no longer has periods....she has a fall of soot

How old is she? "

More to the point, how old's ya wife!!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I checked that, hence the question!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

should have said sister in law then

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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should have said sister in law then "

Been using that joke long?

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton

my mother in laws so fat and has so many double chins , she needs a book mark to find her mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

My mother in law is so old she farts dust

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton

my motherinlaws knickers are so large i use them for hang gliding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my ex mother in law is so fat her arse cheeks have seperate postcodes....

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton

my mother in law has got a drinking problem

she,s only got one mouth !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my ex mother in law was so fat you would miss a whole episode of eastenders if she walked past the screen.

she was so fat that when she wore heels they thought she was drilling for oil

she was so fat you have to grease a door frame and hold out a snicker on the other side to get her through it

she was so fat she had to put on a belt with a boomerang

she was so fat that even the bus says maximum occupancy 55 or yo momma

she was so fat she walks into Gap and fills it

she was so fat that light bends around her

she was so fat she could sell shade

so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book

she was so fat that whenever she turns around, they threw her a welcome back party

in fact she was soooo fat, that when she does sing...it's over for alll of us!

(form the skinny bird in the corner lol

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