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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you are not looking for cuddly people then walk on by and look elsewhere!

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Well would u??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your brave tonite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you are not looking for cuddly people then walk on by and look elsewhere!

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Well would u?? "

yes i would i dont like cuddly men ..... my guys have to be fit (ish!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you are not looking for cuddly people then walk on by and look elsewhere!

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Well would u??

yes i would i dont like cuddly men ..... my guys have to be fit (ish!!)"

Ohhhhhhhhh yes

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"If you are not looking for cuddly people then walk on by and look elsewhere!

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Well would u?? "

Yep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yep personality over looks every time xx

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"If you are not looking for cuddly people then walk on by and look elsewhere!

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Well would u?? "

nowt wrong with cuddly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

WELL i guess thats it how it goes then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you are not looking for cuddly people then walk on by and look elsewhere!

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Well would u??

nowt wrong with cuddly"

no 2rite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you are not looking for cuddly people then walk on by and look elsewhere!

********************************

Well would u??

nowt wrong with cuddly"

Exactly nowt wrong at all love cuddly ladies,so sexy,sensual and great fun to be with,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you are not looking for cuddly people then walk on by and look elsewhere!

********************************

Well would u??

nowt wrong with cuddly

Exactly nowt wrong at all love cuddly ladies,so sexy,sensual and great fun to be with,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm "

cuddly or otherwise - most ladies are sexy... just as they are...it s about confidence and wanting to be sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you are not looking for cuddly people then walk on by and look elsewhere!

********************************

Well would u??

nowt wrong with cuddly

Exactly nowt wrong at all love cuddly ladies,so sexy,sensual and great fun to be with,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

cuddly or otherwise - most ladies are sexy... just as they are...it s about confidence and wanting to be sexy "

Very true just my personal preference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you are not looking for cuddly people then walk on by and look elsewhere!

********************************

Well would u??

nowt wrong with cuddly

Exactly nowt wrong at all love cuddly ladies,so sexy,sensual and great fun to be with,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

cuddly or otherwise - most ladies are sexy... just as they are...it s about confidence and wanting to be sexy

Very true just my personal preference "

I agree with you - just didnt want anybody to feel left out xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you are not looking for cuddly people then walk on by and look elsewhere!

********************************

Well would u??

nowt wrong with cuddly

Exactly nowt wrong at all love cuddly ladies,so sexy,sensual and great fun to be with,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

cuddly or otherwise - most ladies are sexy... just as they are...it s about confidence and wanting to be sexy

Very true just my personal preference

I agree with you - just didnt want anybody to feel left out xx"

Good point so 'hello to all you sexy ladies out there' and sexy guys too lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Top draw! hats off to u lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you are not looking for cuddly people then walk on by and look elsewhere!

********************************

Well would u??

nowt wrong with cuddly

Exactly nowt wrong at all love cuddly ladies,so sexy,sensual and great fun to be with,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

cuddly or otherwise - most ladies are sexy... just as they are...it s about confidence and wanting to be sexy

Very true just my personal preference

I agree with you - just didnt want anybody to feel left out xx

Good point so 'hello to all you sexy ladies out there' and sexy guys too lol x "

well hello xx

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By *et_me_take_controlMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Anyone else wonder why someone whos carrying a bit of timber (and i'm including myself in that!) is called cuddly? If you are a skinny runt does that mean you cant give a good cuddle? And what if ur fat and sweaty? who would want to cuddle sweaty pits?!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Anyone else wonder why someone whos carrying a bit of timber (and i'm including myself in that!) is called cuddly? If you are a skinny runt does that mean you cant give a good cuddle? And what if ur fat and sweaty? who would want to cuddle sweaty pits?!"

never wondered that to be honest, big/cuddly/fat all are words i use to describe myself (but not sweaty lol) and i loove cuddles off anyone

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By *et_me_take_controlMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Anyone else wonder why someone whos carrying a bit of timber (and i'm including myself in that!) is called cuddly? If you are a skinny runt does that mean you cant give a good cuddle? And what if ur fat and sweaty? who would want to cuddle sweaty pits?!

never wondered that to be honest, big/cuddly/fat all are words i use to describe myself (but not sweaty lol) and i loove cuddles off anyone "

Stop stroking your iguana and come and cuddle me then!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Anyone else wonder why someone whos carrying a bit of timber (and i'm including myself in that!) is called cuddly? If you are a skinny runt does that mean you cant give a good cuddle? And what if ur fat and sweaty? who would want to cuddle sweaty pits?!

never wondered that to be honest, big/cuddly/fat all are words i use to describe myself (but not sweaty lol) and i loove cuddles off anyone

Stop stroking your iguana and come and cuddle me then! "

i aint stroking that thing (iguana - not you ) his nails are worse than Femmes

might be tempted on the cuddle thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yesssssssssss bring on the curvy cuddles xxxxxx

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

i dont care about shape or size its in the mind confidence is the sexiest quality

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By *et_me_take_controlMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Anyone else wonder why someone whos carrying a bit of timber (and i'm including myself in that!) is called cuddly? If you are a skinny runt does that mean you cant give a good cuddle? And what if ur fat and sweaty? who would want to cuddle sweaty pits?!

never wondered that to be honest, big/cuddly/fat all are words i use to describe myself (but not sweaty lol) and i loove cuddles off anyone

Stop stroking your iguana and come and cuddle me then!

i aint stroking that thing (iguana - not you ) his nails are worse than Femmes

might be tempted on the cuddle thing "

Might you be tempted if I say my tongue is longer than the iguanas?! haha

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Anyone else wonder why someone whos carrying a bit of timber (and i'm including myself in that!) is called cuddly? If you are a skinny runt does that mean you cant give a good cuddle? And what if ur fat and sweaty? who would want to cuddle sweaty pits?!

never wondered that to be honest, big/cuddly/fat all are words i use to describe myself (but not sweaty lol) and i loove cuddles off anyone

Stop stroking your iguana and come and cuddle me then!

i aint stroking that thing (iguana - not you ) his nails are worse than Femmes

might be tempted on the cuddle thing

Might you be tempted if I say my tongue is longer than the iguanas?! haha"

i've never seen the iguana's tongue

i'd be tempted if ou said you'd bring chocolate (gotta maintain the cuddly )

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Anyone else wonder why someone whos carrying a bit of timber (and i'm including myself in that!) is called cuddly? If you are a skinny runt does that mean you cant give a good cuddle? And what if ur fat and sweaty? who would want to cuddle sweaty pits?!

never wondered that to be honest, big/cuddly/fat all are words i use to describe myself (but not sweaty lol) and i loove cuddles off anyone

Stop stroking your iguana and come and cuddle me then!

i aint stroking that thing (iguana - not you ) his nails are worse than Femmes

might be tempted on the cuddle thing "

paint them for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone has their own personal preferences at the end of the day. Some would think I'm a fitness fanatic (though I wouldn't say I'm totally focussed on it at the expense of all else, which for me constitutes a fanatic, I tend to lift about 6 hours a week, a fanatic would probably work out more than he/she sleeps), however I don't have a particular "type" in terms of body shape, though I don't find smelly people attractive, no sirree!

Likewise there are people who don't care too much about their own body shape, but are insistent that potential partners are trim and in shape, as they tend to find that attractive in others. Each to their own really, otherwise the world would be a very boring place...

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By *et_me_take_controlMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Anyone else wonder why someone whos carrying a bit of timber (and i'm including myself in that!) is called cuddly? If you are a skinny runt does that mean you cant give a good cuddle? And what if ur fat and sweaty? who would want to cuddle sweaty pits?!

never wondered that to be honest, big/cuddly/fat all are words i use to describe myself (but not sweaty lol) and i loove cuddles off anyone

Stop stroking your iguana and come and cuddle me then!

i aint stroking that thing (iguana - not you ) his nails are worse than Femmes

might be tempted on the cuddle thing

Might you be tempted if I say my tongue is longer than the iguanas?! haha

i've never seen the iguana's tongue

i'd be tempted if ou said you'd bring chocolate (gotta maintain the cuddly )"

Oh id paint myself in the stuff if i knew you were going to lick it off

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


" Everyone has their own personal preferences at the end of the day. Some would think I'm a fitness fanatic (though I wouldn't say I'm totally focussed on it at the expense of all else, which for me constitutes a fanatic, I tend to lift about 6 hours a week, a fanatic would probably work out more than he/she sleeps), however I don't have a particular "type" in terms of body shape, though I don't find smelly people attractive, no sirree!

Likewise there are people who don't care too much about their own body shape, but are insistent that potential partners are trim and in shape, as they tend to find that attractive in others. Each to their own really, otherwise the world would be a very boring place..."

well said

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Anyone else wonder why someone whos carrying a bit of timber (and i'm including myself in that!) is called cuddly? If you are a skinny runt does that mean you cant give a good cuddle? And what if ur fat and sweaty? who would want to cuddle sweaty pits?!

never wondered that to be honest, big/cuddly/fat all are words i use to describe myself (but not sweaty lol) and i loove cuddles off anyone

Stop stroking your iguana and come and cuddle me then!

i aint stroking that thing (iguana - not you ) his nails are worse than Femmes

might be tempted on the cuddle thing

Might you be tempted if I say my tongue is longer than the iguanas?! haha

i've never seen the iguana's tongue

i'd be tempted if ou said you'd bring chocolate (gotta maintain the cuddly )

Oh id paint myself in the stuff if i knew you were going to lick it off"

oooohhhh now you got yourself a deal there

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By *et_me_take_controlMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Anyone else wonder why someone whos carrying a bit of timber (and i'm including myself in that!) is called cuddly? If you are a skinny runt does that mean you cant give a good cuddle? And what if ur fat and sweaty? who would want to cuddle sweaty pits?!

never wondered that to be honest, big/cuddly/fat all are words i use to describe myself (but not sweaty lol) and i loove cuddles off anyone

Stop stroking your iguana and come and cuddle me then!

i aint stroking that thing (iguana - not you ) his nails are worse than Femmes

might be tempted on the cuddle thing

Might you be tempted if I say my tongue is longer than the iguanas?! haha

i've never seen the iguana's tongue

i'd be tempted if ou said you'd bring chocolate (gotta maintain the cuddly )

Oh id paint myself in the stuff if i knew you were going to lick it off

oooohhhh now you got yourself a deal there "

Great - i ll start painting myself now. See you in about 10 minutes. Shud have covered my cock by then! haha

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Anyone else wonder why someone whos carrying a bit of timber (and i'm including myself in that!) is called cuddly? If you are a skinny runt does that mean you cant give a good cuddle? And what if ur fat and sweaty? who would want to cuddle sweaty pits?!

never wondered that to be honest, big/cuddly/fat all are words i use to describe myself (but not sweaty lol) and i loove cuddles off anyone

Stop stroking your iguana and come and cuddle me then!

i aint stroking that thing (iguana - not you ) his nails are worse than Femmes

might be tempted on the cuddle thing

Might you be tempted if I say my tongue is longer than the iguanas?! haha

i've never seen the iguana's tongue

i'd be tempted if ou said you'd bring chocolate (gotta maintain the cuddly )

Oh id paint myself in the stuff if i knew you were going to lick it off

oooohhhh now you got yourself a deal there

Great - i ll start painting myself now. See you in about 10 minutes. Shud have covered my cock by then! haha"

10 mins from Manchester to Evesham? you got a time machine then? always wanted to do it in a time machine

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By *et_me_take_controlMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Anyone else wonder why someone whos carrying a bit of timber (and i'm including myself in that!) is called cuddly? If you are a skinny runt does that mean you cant give a good cuddle? And what if ur fat and sweaty? who would want to cuddle sweaty pits?!

never wondered that to be honest, big/cuddly/fat all are words i use to describe myself (but not sweaty lol) and i loove cuddles off anyone

Stop stroking your iguana and come and cuddle me then!

i aint stroking that thing (iguana - not you ) his nails are worse than Femmes

might be tempted on the cuddle thing

Might you be tempted if I say my tongue is longer than the iguanas?! haha

i've never seen the iguana's tongue

i'd be tempted if ou said you'd bring chocolate (gotta maintain the cuddly )

Oh id paint myself in the stuff if i knew you were going to lick it off

oooohhhh now you got yourself a deal there

Great - i ll start painting myself now. See you in about 10 minutes. Shud have covered my cock by then! haha

10 mins from Manchester to Evesham? you got a time machine then? always wanted to do it in a time machine "

Is there anywhere you havent wanted to do it?

How long do you think it would take you then? I would come to you but you would have to blindfold the iguana.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Anyone else wonder why someone whos carrying a bit of timber (and i'm including myself in that!) is called cuddly? If you are a skinny runt does that mean you cant give a good cuddle? And what if ur fat and sweaty? who would want to cuddle sweaty pits?!

never wondered that to be honest, big/cuddly/fat all are words i use to describe myself (but not sweaty lol) and i loove cuddles off anyone

Stop stroking your iguana and come and cuddle me then!

i aint stroking that thing (iguana - not you ) his nails are worse than Femmes

might be tempted on the cuddle thing

Might you be tempted if I say my tongue is longer than the iguanas?! haha

i've never seen the iguana's tongue

i'd be tempted if ou said you'd bring chocolate (gotta maintain the cuddly )

Oh id paint myself in the stuff if i knew you were going to lick it off

oooohhhh now you got yourself a deal there

Great - i ll start painting myself now. See you in about 10 minutes. Shud have covered my cock by then! haha

10 mins from Manchester to Evesham? you got a time machine then? always wanted to do it in a time machine

Is there anywhere you havent wanted to do it?

How long do you think it would take you then? I would come to you but you would have to blindfold the iguana. "

he's gone to sleep now

and last time i went to manchester it took me 2 hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have mixed feelings about doing it in a time machine, there'd be plenty of room in the Tardis, but I think the Back to the future Delorean would be a tad cramped, unless you went for it on the bonnet...

And thank you Femme x

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


" I have mixed feelings about doing it in a time machine, there'd be plenty of room in the Tardis, but I think the Back to the future Delorean would be a tad cramped, unless you went for it on the bonnet...

And thank you Femme x"

you make a good point sir - think i need to be more specific - tardis with David Tennant Dr Who mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By *et_me_take_controlMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Anyone else wonder why someone whos carrying a bit of timber (and i'm including myself in that!) is called cuddly? If you are a skinny runt does that mean you cant give a good cuddle? And what if ur fat and sweaty? who would want to cuddle sweaty pits?!

never wondered that to be honest, big/cuddly/fat all are words i use to describe myself (but not sweaty lol) and i loove cuddles off anyone

Stop stroking your iguana and come and cuddle me then!

i aint stroking that thing (iguana - not you ) his nails are worse than Femmes

might be tempted on the cuddle thing

Might you be tempted if I say my tongue is longer than the iguanas?! haha

i've never seen the iguana's tongue

i'd be tempted if ou said you'd bring chocolate (gotta maintain the cuddly )

Oh id paint myself in the stuff if i knew you were going to lick it off

oooohhhh now you got yourself a deal there

Great - i ll start painting myself now. See you in about 10 minutes. Shud have covered my cock by then! haha

10 mins from Manchester to Evesham? you got a time machine then? always wanted to do it in a time machine

Is there anywhere you havent wanted to do it?

How long do you think it would take you then? I would come to you but you would have to blindfold the iguana.

he's gone to sleep now

and last time i went to manchester it took me 2 hours"

Well this time you come try to do it in 1hr 50. Dont think I can wait 2 hours

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Anyone else wonder why someone whos carrying a bit of timber (and i'm including myself in that!) is called cuddly? If you are a skinny runt does that mean you cant give a good cuddle? And what if ur fat and sweaty? who would want to cuddle sweaty pits?!

never wondered that to be honest, big/cuddly/fat all are words i use to describe myself (but not sweaty lol) and i loove cuddles off anyone

Stop stroking your iguana and come and cuddle me then!

i aint stroking that thing (iguana - not you ) his nails are worse than Femmes

might be tempted on the cuddle thing

Might you be tempted if I say my tongue is longer than the iguanas?! haha

i've never seen the iguana's tongue

i'd be tempted if ou said you'd bring chocolate (gotta maintain the cuddly )

Oh id paint myself in the stuff if i knew you were going to lick it off

oooohhhh now you got yourself a deal there

Great - i ll start painting myself now. See you in about 10 minutes. Shud have covered my cock by then! haha

10 mins from Manchester to Evesham? you got a time machine then? always wanted to do it in a time machine

Is there anywhere you havent wanted to do it?

How long do you think it would take you then? I would come to you but you would have to blindfold the iguana.

he's gone to sleep now

and last time i went to manchester it took me 2 hours

Well this time you come try to do it in 1hr 50. Dont think I can wait 2 hours"

ah but good things come to those who

Wait

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By *et_me_take_controlMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Anyone else wonder why someone whos carrying a bit of timber (and i'm including myself in that!) is called cuddly? If you are a skinny runt does that mean you cant give a good cuddle? And what if ur fat and sweaty? who would want to cuddle sweaty pits?!

never wondered that to be honest, big/cuddly/fat all are words i use to describe myself (but not sweaty lol) and i loove cuddles off anyone

Stop stroking your iguana and come and cuddle me then!

i aint stroking that thing (iguana - not you ) his nails are worse than Femmes

might be tempted on the cuddle thing

Might you be tempted if I say my tongue is longer than the iguanas?! haha

i've never seen the iguana's tongue

i'd be tempted if ou said you'd bring chocolate (gotta maintain the cuddly )

Oh id paint myself in the stuff if i knew you were going to lick it off

oooohhhh now you got yourself a deal there

Great - i ll start painting myself now. See you in about 10 minutes. Shud have covered my cock by then! haha

10 mins from Manchester to Evesham? you got a time machine then? always wanted to do it in a time machine

Is there anywhere you havent wanted to do it?

How long do you think it would take you then? I would come to you but you would have to blindfold the iguana.

he's gone to sleep now

and last time i went to manchester it took me 2 hours

Well this time you come try to do it in 1hr 50. Dont think I can wait 2 hours

ah but good things come to those who

Wait "

Change the word "good" for "naked and horny" and i ll settle for that

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Anyone else wonder why someone whos carrying a bit of timber (and i'm including myself in that!) is called cuddly? If you are a skinny runt does that mean you cant give a good cuddle? And what if ur fat and sweaty? who would want to cuddle sweaty pits?!

never wondered that to be honest, big/cuddly/fat all are words i use to describe myself (but not sweaty lol) and i loove cuddles off anyone

Stop stroking your iguana and come and cuddle me then!

i aint stroking that thing (iguana - not you ) his nails are worse than Femmes

might be tempted on the cuddle thing

Might you be tempted if I say my tongue is longer than the iguanas?! haha

i've never seen the iguana's tongue

i'd be tempted if ou said you'd bring chocolate (gotta maintain the cuddly )

Oh id paint myself in the stuff if i knew you were going to lick it off

oooohhhh now you got yourself a deal there

Great - i ll start painting myself now. See you in about 10 minutes. Shud have covered my cock by then! haha

10 mins from Manchester to Evesham? you got a time machine then? always wanted to do it in a time machine

Is there anywhere you havent wanted to do it?

How long do you think it would take you then? I would come to you but you would have to blindfold the iguana.

he's gone to sleep now

and last time i went to manchester it took me 2 hours

Well this time you come try to do it in 1hr 50. Dont think I can wait 2 hours

ah but good things come to those who

Wait

Change the word "good" for "naked and horny" and i ll settle for that "

settle???? settle!!!! cheek

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By *et_me_take_controlMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Anyone else wonder why someone whos carrying a bit of timber (and i'm including myself in that!) is called cuddly? If you are a skinny runt does that mean you cant give a good cuddle? And what if ur fat and sweaty? who would want to cuddle sweaty pits?!

never wondered that to be honest, big/cuddly/fat all are words i use to describe myself (but not sweaty lol) and i loove cuddles off anyone

Stop stroking your iguana and come and cuddle me then!

i aint stroking that thing (iguana - not you ) his nails are worse than Femmes

might be tempted on the cuddle thing

Might you be tempted if I say my tongue is longer than the iguanas?! haha

i've never seen the iguana's tongue

i'd be tempted if ou said you'd bring chocolate (gotta maintain the cuddly )

Oh id paint myself in the stuff if i knew you were going to lick it off

oooohhhh now you got yourself a deal there

Great - i ll start painting myself now. See you in about 10 minutes. Shud have covered my cock by then! haha

10 mins from Manchester to Evesham? you got a time machine then? always wanted to do it in a time machine

Is there anywhere you havent wanted to do it?

How long do you think it would take you then? I would come to you but you would have to blindfold the iguana.

he's gone to sleep now

and last time i went to manchester it took me 2 hours

Well this time you come try to do it in 1hr 50. Dont think I can wait 2 hours

ah but good things come to those who

Wait

Change the word "good" for "naked and horny" and i ll settle for that

settle???? settle!!!! cheek "

correction:- and I will be EXTREMELY SEXUALLY AROUSED BY THAT

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone else wonder why someone whos carrying a bit of timber (and i'm including myself in that!) is called cuddly? If you are a skinny runt does that mean you cant give a good cuddle? And what if ur fat and sweaty? who would want to cuddle sweaty pits?!

never wondered that to be honest, big/cuddly/fat all are words i use to describe myself (but not sweaty lol) and i loove cuddles off anyone

Stop stroking your iguana and come and cuddle me then!

i aint stroking that thing (iguana - not you ) his nails are worse than Femmes

might be tempted on the cuddle thing

Might you be tempted if I say my tongue is longer than the iguanas?! haha

i've never seen the iguana's tongue

i'd be tempted if ou said you'd bring chocolate (gotta maintain the cuddly )

Oh id paint myself in the stuff if i knew you were going to lick it off

oooohhhh now you got yourself a deal there

Great - i ll start painting myself now. See you in about 10 minutes. Shud have covered my cock by then! haha

10 mins from Manchester to Evesham? you got a time machine then? always wanted to do it in a time machine

Is there anywhere you havent wanted to do it?

How long do you think it would take you then? I would come to you but you would have to blindfold the iguana.

he's gone to sleep now

and last time i went to manchester it took me 2 hours

Well this time you come try to do it in 1hr 50. Dont think I can wait 2 hours

ah but good things come to those who

Wait

Change the word "good" for "naked and horny" and i ll settle for that

settle???? settle!!!! cheek "

"calm down" calm down" (said in scouser acent) lol

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over a year ago

Think a womans cuddly bits a lot more arractive and fun then a man's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's on a nice cuddly lady I actually don't mind licking and kissing sweaty bits.

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