FabSwingers.com forum: Strangest/Worst present you've had

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

One Christmas I unwrapped the paper to be presented with an electric kettle in a box. Thought it was a strange present, put it in the attic. Not long after, my kettle blew up. Went and got the box out of the attic. Opened it - was presented with a pile of wrapped presents that had just been stuck in the box! My sister once had an iron for her birthday - that didn't go down well!

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

My ex husband bought me a set of pyrex dishes, and an electric tyre pump for the car. I'm really glad he spread this excitement as the main presents over 2 occasions - I really was a lucky lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paul O'grady autobiography

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

Electric tooth brush off my ex wife

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My ex husband bought me a set of pyrex dishes, and an electric tyre pump for the car. I'm really glad he spread this excitement as the main presents over 2 occasions - I really was a lucky lady

That's made me laugh!

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

A 4 foot waving knome.. pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Paul O'grady autobiography"

Did you read it ?

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

I got a glass jar the type your suppose to put oil and reeds in. Just the jar. Claire

Keith got a 2 pint glass. Both hit the recycling the same day.

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

My parents have me a CD for Christmas one year, then a few days later, gave me the same CD for my birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

"My ex husband bought me a set of pyrex dishes, and an electric tyre pump for the car. I'm really glad he spread this excitement as the main presents over 2 occasions - I really was a lucky lady

So why is he 'the ex'

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"My ex husband bought me a set of pyrex dishes, and an electric tyre pump for the car. I'm really glad he spread this excitement as the main presents over 2 occasions - I really was a lucky lady

So why is he 'the ex'

I couldn't cope with the excitement

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Fingerless gloves lol!

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

"My ex husband bought me a set of pyrex dishes, and an electric tyre pump for the car. I'm really glad he spread this excitement as the main presents over 2 occasions - I really was a lucky lady

So why is he 'the ex'

I couldn't cope with the excitement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh gawd where do i start - beegees cd off the ex (he wanted it) - garden blower/hoover thing ( also off the ex) to save me brushing up the leaves - way too kind of him- i left both of them with him when i left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A netted bag of grooming products from my mum for christmas, I never had the heart to tell her they were crap.

For my birthday an induction speaker, no use to.me as I didn't have thing to use it with.

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

"A netted bag of grooming products from my mum for christmas, I never had the heart to tell her they were crap.

For my birthday an induction speaker, no use to.me as I didn't have thing to use it with."

All presents from mums are great - regardless

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

This Xmas I had some logs that were treated with a copper substance that burnt with a blue flame on the log burner

I can get the same effect with a length of scrap copper wire!!!

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

When I was about 12 there was a big box under the tree from my grandmother.

Was it a Scalextric, a model railway or some other amazing toy???

Was it heck..... Pajamas, dressing gown, pants, socks and vests...

Apparently the look of pure disgust on my face as I said thank you was a picture....

I may have been ungrateful but I was polite... lol

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"This Xmas I had some logs that were treated with a copper substance that burnt with a blue flame on the log burner

I can get the same effect with a length of scrap copper wire!!!"

Hang on I got the same pressie, not cooper laced, but a trailer full of split logs. Didnt know they where coming & had to stack them ourselves. That pissed me off but had to be appreciative to the gifter!

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By *rs TootyWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

A Christmas gift from my mum.. A dress 2 sizes too small - I don't wear dresses as my bum is massive. The best part was being told 3 weeks ago by my brother that she found it in the street.. Someone has dropped it obviously!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A washing mechine for my Birthday

Good Job I also got a card with some money in it too

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

"A Christmas gift from my mum.. A dress 2 sizes too small - I don't wear dresses as my bum is massive. The best part was being told 3 weeks ago by my brother that she found it in the street.. Someone has dropped it obviously!

Can I withdraw my 'All presents from mums are great' sorry

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By *rs TootyWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Thanks

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I got a fire extinguisher for my birthday a couple of years ago. From my Mum. WTAF?

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By *uzzybeWoman
over a year ago

Darlington

My ex gave me a large box of tampax....24 smaller boxes of 12 tampax. He said it was a money saver for me for the rest of the year

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

"This Xmas I had some logs that were treated with a copper substance that burnt with a blue flame on the log burner

I can get the same effect with a length of scrap copper wire!!!

That is worth having!

Actually, remembering correctly, it was treated pine cones, not logs

And they barely lasted 5 minutes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My ex gave me a large box of tampax....24 smaller boxes of 12 tampax. He said it was a money saver for me for the rest of the year"

Did they fall off the back of a lorry or something ? I think that wins so far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex gave me two video's one Christmas.. both of a series he watched and I loathed.

My 21st birthday. Dinner at my mother in laws. Pork chop, mash and gravy. Have never forgotten it.. or forgiven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a meet off here and he gave me a candle and an umbrella ! Very sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A set of pans and plastic storage containers for my birthday from an ex boyfriend

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By *utzzCouple
over a year ago

wrexham

When I was about 14, for Xmas my aunt & uncle gave me a set of 4 cheap plastic coasters.

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Mom n dad got me 2 CDs.. I didn't even own a CD player then I was still playing vinal n tapes

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

Every year my auntie gives me socks,bloody socks,I have two drawers of the damn things,would really prefer stockings these days.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

A plastic pen in the shape of a tree.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

My niece gave me a crappy card which was so thin like paper it wouldn't stand up.

Every year I gave her a quality present. That year I had bought her a set of French designer cutlery as she'd just got a new kitchen.

It was also my birthday and didn't even get a card for it.

Her boyfriend, though, had the nerve to ask why he hadn't got a prezzie. My response was to say I decided to get him the same as he had got me.

What was worse was that they were guests in my home for Christmas dinner, booze provided. They c didn't even turn up with a bottle and took a load of left overs home with them after getting my daughter to give them a lift as they didn't want to pay for a taxi.

At the time they had no children and both were working.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

A World of Warcraft character...

I am not a gamer, HATE W.o.W and had made my feelings perfectly clear.

- Amy. x

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

A 'friend' gave me a piece of fence post that had been very roughly chopped into an objet d'art - meaning the piece had been chopped into 4 or 5 shorter lengths. The splinter it have me meant it was more fitting as something to warm a cold winters night. No longer friends in any form.

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By *atasha_DavidCouple
over a year ago

Slough

A folding shovel from my in-laws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha can beat the lot of you. My nan had 12 grandchildren when i was 13. She used to spend all year collecting prezzies so everyone had more than one each.

This one year i ended up with ONE of her very own slippers for a present.( i think the Sherry had a small part in it)My cousin ended up with the other one

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

"Ha can beat the lot of you. My nan had 12 grandchildren when i was 13. She used to spend all year collecting prezzies so everyone had more than one each.

This one year i ended up with ONE of her very own slippers for a present.( i think the Sherry had a small part in it)My cousin ended up with the other one

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A figure hugging red dress from my husband and a hold me in panty girdle and bra set from his mum. My husband hated me wearing red so I'm assuming it was on sale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dash cam for the car.

They had been watching You Tubes on Russian drivers and You've been framed ... Apparently!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum once gave my ex a pack of padded coat hangers lol we didnt even have a hanging rail just drawers

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