FabSwingers.com forum: Trains

By *oddy OP Woman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Playing with trains

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year old

son playing with his new electric train in the living room.

She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you bastards

who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And

all

of you bastards who are getting on, get your low-income asses in the

train, cause we are going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that

kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room

and you

are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play

with your train but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing

with his

train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son

say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember

to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling

with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one."

She then hears the little boy continue,"For those of you just

boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your

seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will

have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who

are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the

kitchen."