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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

a lot of the profiles have similar cliches that make me think "hm, i've read this one before"

common one's being "we're here for a good time, not a long time" and...."looking for like-minded people" (i'm actually not sure what that means btw....unless you tell me what your mind is, how do i know if i match your criteria).

which ones have you noticed? (no prizes for the first one that writes "NO SINGLE GUYS")

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhh, don`t start me off, how about:-

"Genuine couple seeks same"

And when you scroll down, they have been on the site for over 12 months, no verifications and there`s one photo taken in a bathroom mirror (usually of a male). Now thats original!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..or the ones with those stupid disclaimers on them.

..or the ones typed in capitals, bemoaning whatever it is they're whinging about.

..or the ones I covered yesterday that dare not speak it's name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..or the ones with those stupid disclaimers on them.

..or the ones typed in capitals, bemoaning whatever it is they're whinging about.

..or the ones I covered yesterday that dare not speak it's name. "

oh........go on.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have a big thick cock.... and turns out to be a maggot in distress and they should have wrote i am a thick cock!! x

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I've seen a few that say variations on "good looking people only".

Which would be easier to cope with if there were any other criteria given.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i have a big thick cock.... and turns out to be a maggot in distress and they should have wrote i am a thick cock!! x "

hahaha, i knew we were meeting the same ones....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i have a big thick cock.... and turns out to be a maggot in distress and they should have wrote i am a thick cock!! x

hahaha, i knew we were meeting the same ones...."

hell if i was bi we could meet them together and torture them!!! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i have a big thick cock.... and turns out to be a maggot in distress and they should have wrote i am a thick cock!! x

hahaha, i knew we were meeting the same ones....

hell if i was bi we could meet them together and torture them!!! xx "

nothing to stop us torturing them....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"..or the ones with those stupid disclaimers on them.

..or the ones typed in capitals, bemoaning whatever it is they're whinging about.

..or the ones I covered yesterday that dare not speak it's name.

oh........go on......."

ssshhh.. troublemaker!!

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

...or the ones who lift large chunks of other peoples profiles and use it on their own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i have a big thick cock.... and turns out to be a maggot in distress and they should have wrote i am a thick cock!! x

hahaha, i knew we were meeting the same ones....

hell if i was bi we could meet them together and torture them!!! xx

nothing to stop us torturing them...."

hmmm i feel a plan hatching!!! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i have a big thick cock.... and turns out to be a maggot in distress and they should have wrote i am a thick cock!! x

hahaha, i knew we were meeting the same ones....

hell if i was bi we could meet them together and torture them!!! xx

nothing to stop us torturing them....

hmmm i feel a plan hatching!!! xx "

there's gold in them there hills!

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By *xstephbxxCouple
over a year ago

hyde

"single female.....seeks someone to help with partner.."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""single female.....seeks someone to help with partner..""

i much prefer "single female,looking for someone to help with gardening, ironing and diy"...can i write that, is it allowed???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""single female.....seeks someone to help with partner.."

i much prefer "single female,looking for someone to help with gardening, ironing and diy"...can i write that, is it allowed???"

send them down here when you finished! il put it on mine and we can compare who got the best diy skills etc! x

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By *he BananamanMan
over a year ago

WORCESTERSHIRE

what makes me laugh (or cry at the same time!)is profiles that ask for profetional people or to be descrete!,whats all that about?,did they not teach them how to spell at school?.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""single female.....seeks someone to help with partner.."

i much prefer "single female,looking for someone to help with gardening, ironing and diy"...can i write that, is it allowed???

send them down here when you finished! il put it on mine and we can compare who got the best diy skills etc! x "

or who was the best equipped and exercised good control over his tools

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Repeat offender" hey,,,,,,

I was thinking of JIMMY CARR ! lol lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol likeing it and couldnt agree more

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